Confess

Confess.

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i didn't know you could lock-on a target in DaS1 until after i finished the game

you fat fuck

I own a gaming PC, hacked Wii U, Switch, and PS4 Pro and still contribute to shitposting

I rape little boys and let people partake in symbolic cannibalism every mass whilst working for a satanic pope

Oh wait, that was you

I ate a whole digiorno pizza and didn't go to the gym today I'm so sorry /fat/ pope.

I eat cereal straight out of the bag

I cried like a baby at the end of The Last Guardian and hugged my dog.

Also this.

i traced some random porn to make it about sly cooper

Act on Instinct > Hell March

I'm so sorry.

I want to do nothing but play video games the rest of my life, but I can't disappoint my parents yet.

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Are you me? I literally did that yesterday and felt like shit. This was after drinking 64 oz of coke and eating a quarter pound of beef jerky.

I was hoping to hit 155 by Thanksgiving, but I don't think it's going to happen unless I turn something around.

this

I hate kiddie games and I always have. I'm sure they're well made and fun but they're for children. Time to stop playing Mario bullshit, you're a grown man.

>but it's fun! you let society tell you what you can and cant enjoy lol i pity u

Pedophiles and guys who like MLP use the same bullshit arguments.

I still play Destiny 2 daily and genuinely think it's a fun game.

I don't remember the last time I beat a video game.

I absolutely love COD. Recent ones are shit but still the most fun I've ever had online with friends

Dawkins is a materialistic atheist shill and the pope is a satanic demon worshipper

You're fat, and you molest choirboys.
There I confessed. Happy?

I enjoy fallout 4, good game but not a good fallout, and have 800 hours of CSGO

I killed a man last night

i can't find an interesting game to play. recommend me something. i like horror, mystic stories with unusual settings. i like turn-based combat. i like very good soundtracks.

Cuphead is way too hard

im a normie and hard casual

I hold Jews in high regard.

I don't really like Odyssey that much and think it's one of the weaker 3D Mario titles.

what evidence even is there for the non-material supernatural? every time I hear someone talk about it they just argue that subjective emotion and experience "is too sublime to be the result of the brain" which makes no sense.

I jerk off to anime ladies every day. Sometimes more.

Playing and enjoying games made for children is part of being an adult. I can see myself playing with my son the new mario game and having fun. (you) on the other hand sounds like an edgy teenager playing nothing but PUBG or some survival early acces shit.

I don't beat games anymore. I get up to 90% done and then never touch the games again

Fedora

I haven't played vidya in years but I keep coming back here.

You actually have a son?

I've fallen in love with another man and want him to cream my butthole.

Scarf

More than half of my games I own are unplayed I just buy games to have them.

Roman Catholicism is a false religion

>evidence
>non material

Obviously none, the one source is not of this physical plain

post something for me too

I love Halo CE through Halo ODST and think they are some of the best FPS games ever made and adamantly believe people calling arena shooter lite Babby's First are silly. I'm 28, been here since 06, and first played Halo CE when it came out in 2001. CoD is far more egregious and I liked some of those too. WaW and MW2 are both pretty good multiplayer shooters.

>I only play mature games for mature gamers such as myself

I own an xbone, a PS4, and a gaming PC but I prefer my xbone and PC much more than my bloodborne machine
I’ve spent over $300 US fun bucks on plat in console warframe alone
I’ve on purposely fucked up in co-op games and blamed it on others just to watch best friends eat each other in anger
Whenever someone sends me a message with any cuss word I report it just because I love to see the notification that Sony/Microsoft/or other conpany has taken action on the person
For that same reason I use the most meta shit and act like a total cunt to acquire hate mail
In both console warframe and PC warframe I Jew newer players out of their plat all the time

I just preordered Skyrim for Switch

I bought a PS4 and Bloodborne 10 months ago and I still haven't played it

The games I play pretty much cap out at 2004.

how do you know there's a non-physical plane? If nothing at all suggests its existence why do you suppose that it exists?

>Spend all childhood and adolescent life trying to be a man, working two jobs and eschewing long term relationships before I have a stable income.
>Spend all adult life attempting to make up for everything I missed previously.

>I’ve spent over $300 US fun bucks on plat in console warframe
iktf
I'm a goy for plat

I think video games are fun.

the switch pro controller is the best controller I've ever used

I bought a Wii U solely for BotW and then my child snapped the disc and I played it on CEMU, which was far more enjoyable anyway, and now my Wii U is literally a useless paperweight on my shelf.

Maybe I'll plug it back up just so I have a little Netflix/Youtube box for my room when I don't wanna sit on my PC.

>Wanting material evidence for non-material things

Same shit the bronies say.

As expected.

Christianity/Catholicism is a Jewish plot to dominate the west and become a ruling class over the world.
It worked.

I just ate 3 double big macs, with the expectation that it'll make me so fucking sick that it'll finally motivate me to avoid food and start my IF diet. Awaiting the awful results now.
Also I quit Persona 4 Golden like 3 years ago, just as I got halfway into Marie's dungeon. I might not ever finish and I don't know why I quit right at the end.

Astral projection and near death experiences where the brain has completely shut down pretty much confirms it

This

>wanting evidence before committing my entire life to a flawed, incomplete book written by men and later edited and censored by other men

Yeah, some evidence would be nice. God, you're sleeping on the damn job, where the fuck are you?

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OP BTFO!

I root for /mlp/ on the 4cc

Yep, but at least I’ve made over three times my original investment in Jewing others

I want to hold my friend's hand and keep her safe and also strangle her so that I can no longer be bothered by the thought of her and also I love Dark Souls 2

then why not occam's razor out such things if they're not supportable or necessary?

I'm disabled enough to not be able to work (perma-NEET, basically).
I'm fucking fictionkin and I hate it. It just makes too much sense to me and my experiences.

One time I sucked six in a row. One time I sucked six dirty dicks in a row.

I have never finished a Rockstar game before

I'm a console only peasant because I find them entirely more practical than PC gaming.

What's your disability, if you don't mind me asking?

>I'm fucking fictionkin
What?

I pray he isn't talking about one of those faggots that think they are the reincarnation of a fictional beast/character.

I'm terrible at Overwatch. Can't aim, get destroyed in 1v1 fights, and very rarely get gold medals, on fire, etc. I also get killed by Genjis and Tracers when I play as Winston. Despite that, I make it into Master rank every season by only playing Mercy/Lucio.
When I play comp, I need to have chat muted and Oney Plays, Super Mega, or Game Grumps on in the background because I have a massive anxiety problem and getting shit on for fucking up destroys my ego.
I also refuse to play notoriously difficult games like Cuphead or Dark Souls for the above reasons.
I also think Danny is funnier than Jon
I bought Soul Caliber 4 just so I could jerk off to Ivy, Cassandra, and Taki. I hate fighting games other than Smash and haven't played a single match to this day
I cheat all the time in multiplayer games. I pubstomped for years with LMAOBox on an alt account in TF2
I've played through Fear 2 three times but gave up on the first one after an hour
The Last of Us, Ocarina of Time, and Half Life 2 are my top 3
I've spent around 100 dollars on girlfriend audios and I write shipping fanfiction. I've written fics for games I haven't played because I like the characters
I love Devil May Cry 3 and 4 but despise 1 and haven't played more than an hour of it. I also absolutely love Human Revolution and Mankind Divided but dislike the original Deus Ex
I once played through Arkham City 12 times in 2 months.
I find a lot of retro games unplayable as they lack the polish and streamlining of more modern games
The only turn based RPGs I've ever played are the South Park ones because I used to watch the show
I hate the Sonic franchise. Every game is complete garbage
In every Zelda game I play, I use a guide to make sure I get all the items
I have over 400 hours in Left 4 Dead 1/2, all of which is solo play on normal
I donate to streamers on occasion for the brief attention
The only RE game I like is 4
I savescum whenever possible
I've bought cosmetics in multiplayer games

>155
How short are you?

So anecdotal evidence that can't be confirmed in the slightest? In support, I have plenty of anecdotal evidence of people experiencing brain shutdown and not having any experience or memory of it occurring.
It's impossible to confirm or deny based on that. So we're back to zero evidence.

I'm pure no matter what my actions.
I am a man-god, I can do no wrong.
So no, faggot nigger faggot.

A lot of shit that results in severe executive dysfunction. Autism, joint pain, depression, ADD, and anxiety off the top of my head.

I am. And she.

Don't you have a Baptist Church to shoot up?

It can be confirmed, just try it yourself

Catholics =/= Baptists, you muslim

>Danny is funnier than Jon
I think Danny is funnier than Jon, but I like the Jon/Arin dynamic more. Danny is the only good thing about GG right now.

Where does Ariana Calvo fall on the tier list?

I just did, nothing happened.

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Can you explain? I'm just confused.

>I am. And she
Oh God user. Please tell me that you at least don't think you're a fictional character; at least be something cool like a dragon.

5'7"

It takes hard work and dedication
Come back in a few months at least

Dark Souls 3 is better in every way compared to Dark Souls

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Well you got autism, I can tell you that much

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I stopped enjoying and playing games 3-4 years ago and just come here for the banter.

It's been a few months since I tried.
Still nothing.

I hurt myself today

Take a DMT trip

I don't understand modern games.

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What the fuck is this? There's a million indicators, meters, markers, and other shit piling up on the screen and everything is grey and brown so it all mashes together. Do we need a fucking marker and meter for everything?

Then there's Steam or BNet with it's own set of shit that integrates into the game. You can be in a group but in a separate group looking for a game while getting separate IMs from the platform and not in game. There's a social addition as well to link to FB and YT. Steam has 57 different menus and I can't find my own goddamned profile or ID to link with others. It's all such a fucking mess these days.

Where the hell are the main menus where everything was controlled and why the Christ is there so much crap on my screen? What's next? Gotta Shit meters?

I cheated on my last campaign of Medieval 2 Total War because i can't stand those fucking mongols that always declare me war for no reason and constantly raping my armies

Why are kids called Lucas always weird?

I murdered a man that showed me wojak on his phone. They'll never find the body.

I have never beat a Zelda or Mario game. Even the originals.
When a game interests me I play it until I burn out and hate the thought of ever playing it again

Just looking at it now.

>you have unclaimed gifts
>open streaming window
>your friends see your real name for some reason
>thank god i only have people i actually know on tha tlist
>stickers
>badges
>your own page with customized bullshit

The fuck is all this