Why haven't they done a decent videogame?

Why haven't they done a decent videogame?

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Because video games and everything related to them is still seen as a kiddie thing, even if most people play them.

they haven't done a decent anything in my entire lifetime

Dumb pastanigger wops. Easily the most poo in loo-tier country in Europe.

t. greek

>Easily the most poo in loo-tier country in Europe
>what is Romania

Their food is pretty good.

>g7 member
>one of the highest standards of living in the world

Stay retarded.

idk man assassins creed 2 was pretty good

>Romania
>when trash like Albania, Macedonia, Kosovo or Moldova exists

We're really scraping the bottom of the barrel here.

Qual'è il peggior sito italiano, amici fagotti?

You talking shit about based Grezzo? youtube.com/watch?v=FglVuYr0BJg

>t. pastanigger

I'd unironically rather live in Romania with gyppos than wops.

Shitaly is absolute trash compared to the rest of western europe.

what's so bad about Romania?they got no africans/arabs and their gypo population is at 3%.

Video Game industry in Italy has always been underdeveloped as far as I know. Computer technology in general always been lagging thru the early years, they just don't have the attitude.

The only good recent game they made is Assetto Corsa if memory serves.

They only excel in buying phones and they have ridiculous low fares, like sub 10€\20GB per month

>absolute trash compared to the rest of western europe

Except statistically it isn't as I've already mentioned.

>some of the longest lifespans in the world
>some of the highest degrees of satisfaction and happiness
>world's healthiest people

You have rage, I have facts.

Thanks for coming out.

IIRC the guys behind Redshift are italian
Also the guys behind the Mario Xcom game
And Beyond Good and Evil

AH FUCK IT
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Video_games_developed_in_Italy

We have
Grezzo 2
Call of Salveene
Ruspa league
Literally gotc

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Italy is one of the poorest and lowest HDIs in Europe compared to irs peers.

>happiness

Fuck no. It's less than America.

thelocal.it/20150424/italians-happiness-levels-plummet

don't u know pizza is chinese?

they will have time to try and make one when they don't qualifty for the World Cup.

>absolute trash compared to the rest of western europe
wew lad
>terrorist attacks(400 dead in 2 years?)
>NO-GO zones
>Muslim ''grooming'' gangs
>Paris/London/Oslo/Berlin massive shitholes
living the dream

>the cradle of the renaissance and civilization as we know it
>le pastaniggers xd xd

filthy snownigger detected go back to your autistic mudhuts

>comparing shitty ialians to actual Romans

Kill yourself. There is a reason why no one likes them.

>i hate *country* because *no reasons*
lol nationalism is so gay

That's pasta you retarded dick. Stop parroting things you heard in your school's playground.

Italians are Romans retard, you can deny this all you want, but you can't soothe that stinging, jealous butt pain.

looks like a sick goblin angel wearing a giant hooker boot

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Why haven't they done a decent videogame?

They have made the Haiti-Simulator. Just press and hold F11 in your browser.

>pasta is chinese
Not even Italian and I know that's fucking wrong.

because videogames are for nerdy losers that cant kick a ball or dont call everyone they know "bomber"

theres maybe 4 games in this picture which are actually decent.

I am Italian and I know it's right. Take your retardation somewhere else brainlet.

>walking in the street
>suddenly the voice of a middle aged man behind you
>"UE' BOMBEEER"
wat do u do?

Don't worry fags, my game is comming.

It's gonna be some kind of minigame colletions, like Wario Ware, but with shit ton of narrative choices. It's gonna be a game changer.

See yah.

yes and no
its like saying chinese invented paper
different cultures can create the same or take something similar and change to make it unique to their own style
chinese also invented paper but paper was also used in other countries as well

this needs updating

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Battlefield 2, Tetris, Stalker, Anno, Crysis, Commandos, Witcher, Max Payne, Just Cause.. I don't know man, maybe I just have a shit taste, but I feel like yours is even shittier.

>country has two games
>comes from the same company
>its closed down

it's different pasta, they use rice flour or whatever

>Italy still has none

>Counting shitty indie garbage that took 20 minutes to make like VVVVVVVV

we made a racing game that was pretty cool
anyway there isn't much interest in videogames in italy

No, it isn't. It's just a meme. Take your /r/TIL bullshit and go back.

didn't you know? Games are for kids. Unless it's Fifa, Fifa is cool because soccer=cool

Don't forget phone games, especially at school

Unrealistic, I held it down for five minutes and nobody got raped yet.

As if normies had enough attention span to play a game for more than a week. I don't think I've seen any of my classmates play anything AT ALL on their phones, ever

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>Mario
He is Italian, but Nintendo is Japanese
>Rabbids
They're French

No, my taste is fine. You named 8 games out of like 25 it's still a close sample.

you dumb idiot, ubisoft has divisons all over the world, one is in Milan, ITALY, which made the mario rabbids game

it was a combined paris- milan game

Are you retarded? Pasta isn't Chinese. Are you idiots confusing Noodles with Pasta?

Lol got me to reply. Kys amerimutt

how about now?

Fuck off retard

oh shit and now they are already better then ireland

Because in italy literally nobody cares about videogames

>Ireland
>those games
wait. what?

you're fighting for shiniest turd.

>Easily the most poo in loo-tier country in Europe.
>when Slavshits exist

Italy has fantastic vehicle manufacturers. Also musical intruments and even some nice firearms. Italy has a lot to offer.

EL GOBLINO

Youngfags can't remember but Jazz Jackrabbit 1 and 2 were made by Dutch folks, was probably a bigger hit and left a bigger legacy than Killzone, was a mix between Sonic and Metro, gotta go fast with guns, also had an amazing soundtrack.

youtube.com/watch?v=usQzoyODH30

T-THANKS JAZZ

É LUI O NON É LUI?

Wow, mount and blade is turkish I don't know what to think

Romanian scum

By Caracalla's decree pretty much all of Europe is Roman, though.

it was not you retard, the paris team just did the marketing campaign, the development was 100% milan, designed by davide soliani, now gtfo cuck