Nintendo won

Nintendo won.

no shit.

This game actually kind of sucks, it's so boring

...

It hasn't stoped, they are still winning.

almost as boring as skyrim

Am I a casual if I find these shrines hard as fuck? My weapons hardly seem to do any damage. And at the end when they blast the powerful laser that fucks me up every time, I never know what to do.

Your mom actually kind of sucks too. By that I mean she tried, but couldn't get past the first five inches.

t. i can't play it

What will be the big release game of 2018? Hot air? Ha.

Now, to be a true Knight of Hyrule, you must pass this final test. Close your eyes, bow down and breathe as deeply as you can.

>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Tee hee!

when they start charging hit them a few times then run circles around them until they stop shooting. repeat and you win.

Major combat tests can be hard if your weapons suck and some Shrines can be a bit tricky but the one you posted looks like a Minor Test of Strength which you have no reason to struggle with.

>shitton of things to do and explore in a tightly designed open world that has the player interact with the environment in many ways
>"waaaah it's boring"

Shitposters are the cancer killing the internet.

I own the game. It's boring

BING BING WAHOO

Just run in a circle around it when it powering up a shot.

There is virtually nothing to explore and its the exact opposite of tightly designed

>shitton

korok seeds? lol

Prove it with a pic and timestamp

You just need better weapons.

>t.

>There is virtually nothing to explore

Should I bring out the list again? Are we really doing this?

>and its the exact opposite of tightly designed

The desert and Hyrule field are literally the only areas in the entire map that AREN'T tightly designed spaces. You either didn't play the game or just spammed Revali's Gale everywhere, either way you're a faggot.

We need a Zelda version of this. How about:

*SLASH* *SLASH* HIYAAA!

Am I the only one who knows you can parry the laser to instakill them?

This game is seriously boring as hell and I don't get all the acclaim.

I love my BotW Amiibos. I'm an autistic motherfucker, but they make me happy. The new ones are some of the best yet.

I knew that but my reaction time is shitty. Had a bad time with Ganon because you are required to do just that.

you have autism

The timing is all about practice. Just try again until you git gud. The game doesn't punish you at all for dying so you have no excuse.

why are your fingers so fucking greasy?

>oh no he shat on my "argument"
>better insult him

>gamestop

Are you shitposting on your lunch break?

Why the hell do I need your approval?