Did you grab your slice of the giant omelette today?

Did you grab your slice of the giant omelette today?

wat

Don't tell me you forgot to grab a slice?

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despite the danger of being a newfag, but wtf is this shit.

Please fucking die

>this game makes omelets look fucking amazing and soft and fluffy
>they're actually just flaky scrambled eggs

Did you not have a childhood?

Neopets

>has never had a good omelette

I played real video games as a child

I'm more worried about getting my jelly.

Neopets from a long time ago. I tired it for a week, didn't understand it.

mfw I spent way too much time on this site as a kid.

Got rich restocking/scamming people out of shit

Do kids these days even play Neopets?

I started playing it when I was 9 and that was 17 years ago. Holy fuck man.

how do you not understand neopets?

>omelette
>flaky
nigga, where you getting your omelettes?

Can you even imagine a modern release of Neopets

PAY 9.99 FOR PET FOOD
GET STRONGER WITH THE NEOPETS BATTLE PACK 12.99

holy shit man

doctored image, not real

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Is there a modern equivalent to Neopets?

Nope. Neopets was actually really cool early on

What was your favorite paintbrush?

Man I remember having to fax in some permission form because I was like 10 when I signed up and used my real age.

I did the same thing, shit sucked.

Me too. No idea why I didnt just make a new account with a fake age.

Mutant and Darigan

trash taste.

>tfw i got a pirate drake potion from the kraken daily
stopped playing after that

YAG

lucky fuck.

I Didn't understand it either, I had no idea what exactly I was supposed to do or how to progress. I would go get the omelette, and then go into a cave, and get chased out by a pterodactyl every time, and tried to do a battle but there was a clown thing and I wasn't sure exactly how to attack or whatever. And then I stopped playing

Posting the best game.

I liked the turn based strategy fire emblem ripoff game in Meridell better
That, Cheat, demolition derby, and Meerca chase were my go to games

haha

thanks for reminding me buddy

but why