Here's your controller bro

>here's your controller bro

so do I shove it up my ass or what?

It’s a toilet seat

at least my airplane ride will be comfy.

Own n00bz while getting a Shiatsu massage, what more could I ask for?

Thanks bro
I like how it matches my headset

here's your controller bro

>here's your controller, little bro

Okay NOW I'm confused.

Movement with the controller
Aiming with the mouse

could a single person play this if they splayed their limbs out enough?

Why's that bitch pressing start?

if you've got a wingspan like charles barkley, probably

He'd need to be the lankiest motherfucker ever.

>actually getting bothered by this

Found the Incel.

Is it comfortable?

How else are they supposed to start the game?

>stand on right arrow
>mario starts running
>the dreaded goomba approaches
>there's only one way to not die
>faceplant into the a-button
It'd wind up hurting a lot.

Only way this would work is someone on the dpad and another person for A/B but the synchronization needed for that would be hard. You would have to be like those chinese twins in pacific rim.

back to neoFAG with that faggot shit

here's your controller, bruh

>Precise camera control of a mouse and precise movement control of a controller
Neato, but I'm not sure if the controller portion could have enough buttons. I was thinking that a combination of a mouse and joystick might be cool, though I'm sure it would make on-screen prompts go crazy trying to figure out which type of buttons to display.

>I can't find your controller, bro

This would be great
Whenever you do a combo you can look down and see Terry Crews going "GOOD JOB MAN, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!"

>Throw controller out of window
>it flies into space

>Throw controller out of window
>it stealthy bombs the fuck out of some irrelevant middle eastern country

this would honestly be hilarious for pranking your friends

not 12 btw

kek

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That's a F-117 you fucking pleb
You should have said
>throw controller out of window
>crashes in the Balkans