ITT: come up with a pick up line based on the last game you played

ITT: come up with a pick up line based on the last game you played

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>xenoverse
>"esto es el fin"
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I just raided a F2P faggot and stole all his cash and oil. Wanna suck my dick?

do you play video games?

Shit like this is why you're still a virgin.

"Hey babe, wanna hop in to my taxi? I can take you on one crazy ride."

do you want to bing bing wahoo with me?

>SEGA.

Not even once.

Ayy babe, let it be known that I'm a monster, and I'm on the hunt 4 U.
Upon being rejected, I hit rage mode and stary\t spinning all over the place like Tigrex.

I'm Rathalos, and you're my Rathian. Now let's make like Heaven and Earth and fuck your ass.

Put your dick in my butt, this is gonna be great!

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I looted an old cave. Can yours be next?


Divinity II (not original sin)

I want to fuck Morrigan. You look like Morrigan. Sit on my face.

Aye girl, you drive stick? I feel you driftin my way.
Ill be the bbbrap if you tsu tsu tsu.
Oi youre russian? You like bdsm? Oh snap, sub a .ru

Jesus christ

hey babe, how about I show you some of my arts and see my styles

Just post that Smash Brothers picture.

Hey are you a ninja cus id like gaiden my dick into your ass

Babe. You. Me. Diablo II: Lord of Destruction.

Thank you. This is the only thing I thought would be in this thread

ive completed dark souls 2 on stream
have sex with me

You a belmont? Because you just crossed my heart.

Damn baby you lookin' like a scorch and I wanna come inside

Or

You hot like fire with a fat dick, dont you wanna be my incindiary trap?

A word from you and the Resistance would stop cold... and Rozarria's pretext for joining the war... scattered, off to the four winds. This was what we had hoped. Alas, circumstances change. A full two years have passed since your reported death. Were it to become known you were still alive... I fear it could only worsen our current situation. Let's fuck.

I havn't seen that pic unrelated pic in so many years. It's funny, even though it's classic Sup Forums people would call it reddit today.

I wish cereal eating guy was still okay to use.

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GIVE ME YOUR HAT

Yore
Ugleh