Does she have feelings for Mario?

Does she have feelings for Mario?

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>100x worse than paulina

who gives a shit

Idk...

Until Miyamoto dies it will not matter.

Will Mario be forever unhappy in-universe because of him?

I need more pics of Bikini Peach

It's fairly likely.

Why does Miyamoto hate his son so much?

I honestly don't think she does. I'm glad she didn't marry Mario in the end but he outright stops her from being forcibly Married to Bowser and she still treats him like he was about to daterape her. NO letting them down or even explaining herself, she just outright walks off in disgust at the prospect of Mario being in love with her.

She's a cow. Mario can do better.

For Miyamoto Mario's only function is to facilitate the bing bings and wahoos. He was never supposed to have his own character, he is literally just a tool for the player to guide through the levels. Peach and Bowser are the same way. Fuck, Bowser is way, WAY more developed at this point than either Peach or Mario. Miyamoto doesn't feel like Mario needs a character arc that moves forward because Mario was never supposed to have character in the first place.

>Fuck, Bowser is way, WAY more developed at this point than either Peach or Mario.
To be fair that's mostly because of the RPGs. If Mario wasn't a silent protag in them (inb4 some mariofag gets triggered and tries to agure that BUT HE GRUNTS AND MAKES WAHOO) he would likely be way more likable. Mario is just stuck in a rut

I'm not even talking about the RPGs, even in only the mainline games Bowser has more going on. He has a son, he feels guilt about him not having a mother. It's not much but it's something.

>runs away from mario and steals his ship
>have feelings

Then why does Charles Martinet bring out so much life in Mario when he speaks as him for events through that mocap tech?

If that's not a face that screams "stick your foot long spicy italian cock in me daddy" I don't know what is

No, only for BBC (big bowser cock)

He's got a talent for the role. But that's just sort of Mario as a static character. Charles can't really move him forward unless someone actually writes lines for him that do so.

Have Mario and Peach fags been played like a fiddle the entire time?

How do you move Mario forward?

How is he unhappy? He looks like he is having the time of his life 99% of the time.

What about the 1% shown in the ending though?

peach has no feelings

Well that's a problem isn't it? How DO you move Mario forward as a character? The obvious is to cement him and Peach romantically but that has sort of an unfortunate side effect of making Bowser kidnapping her much more serious. Capturing a girlfriend is a lot easier to get away with than capturing a wife in a story. But what are Mario's motivations? What makes him happy, what makes him sad? What kind of person is Mario? Does he have any long term plans or is he just content to live in a little shack with his brother?

>cropping out Bowser
He's giving him a reserved pat on the back, not weeping against a wall

this
>date Paulina
>get a sexy smooth jazz singer
>democratically elected and respected mayor instead of arbitrary monarch
>live in a modern hub of culture and cuisine with Italian influences everywhere instead of some old castle in the middle of nowhere
>not kidnapped half as often

It still applies though.

Peach only has feelings for you.

Plus she has better tiddies

Why would it make it more serious? All it'd do is just make Bowser kidnap her to rule the Mushroom Kingdom full time again like before.

>A cute girl will never love you like this
>If Peach was real she would want nothing to do with me

Seeing people safe and eating?

Losing at anything, especially to Bowser or Luigi?

He's had a castle and plenty of jobs that probably made him plenty of bank, I'd guess he's content based on that. Do we know whether Luigi treats his mansion as his new home or as a vacation home

Because Bowser kidnapping her now is to gain control of the mushroom kingdom by either a) marrying her or b) forcing her to capitulate by holding her captive. If she's married, then neither of those things will work because Mario would obviously be king so that removed the marriage option, and if she's not the sole ruler of the kingdom then even if she DID capitulate and agree to Bowser's demands, Mario still has authority over the kingdom. There would be no point in capturing Peach anymore, she wouldn't have either of the uses she does now. Bowser would just have to go to war and conquer the place through sheer military force. Also the implications are a little more sexual with a wife instead of a girlfriend ala Helen of Troy for example.

Fucking ungrateful bitch didn't even give him a peck on the cheek this time or anything

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Because it would require Bowser to openly want to kill Mario rather than just swat the fly that gets in his way.

Mario would just be a royal consort, all the power would still be under Peach.

Nintendo doesn't ever imply anything sexual when it comes to Mario, it'd probably be fine.

user, slap yourself and get your shit together.

Confidence is half the battle. Everyone looks different, most people on the planet don't get great looks or a perfect body and yet they still somehow make it work. You deserve happiness only if you decide so, and once you decide, that's all there is to it. If someone turns you down, there's another one next to her. If the entire bar turns you down, you come back another night. 7.2 billion people on this planet now, user, and there only being 'one' right for you is just fairytale nonsense. Find a way to be at peace and happy with yourself, and that happiness will attract others who want to be happy WITH you.

>royal consort

Do you really think they'd go into that kind of shit in a Mario game? It would be the simple "princess and her hero get married, and become king and queen" shit from Disney movies.

"men... they are all children"

Mario was VERY expressive in this game though
Look at how pissed and determined he looks as he crashes the wedding like a fucking badass, and how he has a shocked expression on his face when Bowser dangles Peach and Tiara from the chain, then he gets even more pissed and has a staredown with Bowser
youtube.com/watch?v=cvZ6GAzF_K4

Peach likes Mario but for some reason I never felt like it was romantic

>mario that's a nasty ass outfit i hate u so much but the dick game ridiculous

>Don't speak-a that way to me ever again, bitch

How do you even approach a woman? I hear people say "Just talk to them" but how do you even start?

>tfw even Bioware snuck in that marrying whoever is King/Queen in Dragon Age only lands you the "King/Queen Consort" title and not ascending to royalty yourself
>tfw even WARCRAFT labeled Alextraza's fuckbuddy as "Consort" instead of "Prince" or "King" in WotLK

user what the fuck are you doing in this thread about Mario. Go to or where you belong.

Even if Mario barely or doesn't have one, would it really be in character for him to become King when Miyamoto not only wants him to keep being the everyman, but he's also implied to be pretty humble?

This shit is so hilarious and ridiculous i can't believe they actually did it. They actually have mario propose for once and decide to make peach act like the most ridiculous cunt in the universe in response.

It should be impossible for anyone to actually like peach after this or think she cares about mario in anyway. Clearly she doesn't care at all.
And when i say like peach i mean as a character. It should be impossible to like peach as a character at this point. Of course she's still hot and we're all going to fap to her.

You don't, not that way if you're looking for actual relationships and are a shy piece of shit.

Since I am expecting both labels apply to you, you need to get out and do group activities; working out at a gym, community recycling programs, hell even being at a job is fine but you'll want to find something you at least enjoy, if not love. While there, you pour your heart and fucking soul into whatever it is you're doing; be nice to everyone, go the extra mile in your work and effort and work constantly as if you're aiming to be the king of whatever little world you've chosen. Confidence and capability are natural attractors in our species, and the more you signal them, the more likely you are that YOU will be approached by a woman who appreciates or is impressed by what you're doing.

Mushroom Kingdoms RTS when?

go all out
if it doesnt work try again
or kill yourself

I really think they everyman shit is so totally absurd I don't even know why Miyamoto thinks that. He knows a fucking princess and gets to go to her castle seemingly all the time, he's rich beyond anyone's wildest dreams, and he has incredible athletic abilities. He was never an "everyman". As king, nothing would really change as far as Mario is concerned. Let's say Bowser goes to war with the Mushroom Kingdom, it's not like he won't run around in his red shirt and overalls and kick Bowser's ass, I mean we all know at this point he's the only one who could do it. Being king/married I feel wouldn't affect the way Mario games are played whatsoever.

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It won't matter then either because 'not miyamoto canon'

worse part is that she actually considered going with bowser. I don't know what they were going for with this scene. All it does is show that she may actually consider bowser, and this time it isn't someone's forced porn headcanon. They actually went for it. fucker kicked mario aside, pulled out some flowers and she got gaga over it

You've never wanted to do backseat gaming? Watching my younger brother not immediately find the Kokiri sword was fucking infuriating.

based

yes pls, we already have a fun turn based one

She was very obviously not considering Bowser, she shrink away from him in fear.

He's an everyman in the sense that he doesn't think of himself as anything more than a physical blue collar worker even with all the shit he's done and Miyamoto wanting him to work in plenty of situations.

That's why he's the most famous jack of all trades in vidya.

She shrunk away from him when he attacked mario and stopped when he pulled out the flowers. It's why mario started flipping out and began competing with him. I get that they were trying to go for a funny ending but it just makes Peach look horrible.

>A civilized Mario Oddyssey thread where people tells their viewpoints without engaging into shit mode.

Nice.

What the fuck are you talking about.
Mario just rescued her, she's had a long day. Mario starts getting closer and BAM, Bowser. She's immediately off guard.

Then Mario thinks Peach might ACTUALLY say yes or something, so he joins in, now she's got two guys waving things in her face and she's not having any of it.
So she leaves.

There's really nothing deeper to it than that. Do you not understand emotions or stress or what those facial features imply? I can promise you none of those were "awestruck" or "infatuated."

She only flinches when bowser pushes mario aside. She started shrinking away after they both overwhelmed her with their gifts.

I get the feeling some people really wanted an answer to this as a reward for beating the game deep down. There's no other reason for the ending being so polarizing even if the gag is funny.

That doesn't explain her inexcusable behavior such as just straight up stealing mario's ship for herself. This fucker just rescued you from a forced marriage and you just take his ship and leave? What the fuck.

Why did he stomp on bowsers face right after this?

>Then Mario thinks Peach might ACTUALLY say yes or something
Because she legitimately looks like she would. It just looks bad, user. People even outside of Sup Forums haven't been saying the same thing for no reason. That's what everyone took it as. Whatever Nintendo tried to do was delivered badly if the general audience sees it as something else. It's like when mangas clearly aren't attempting to do some NTR theme but introduce another guy, have him make the girl get a bit gaga over him and act questionable as a form of minor drama/comedy, only to upset people because it makes the heroine look shallow.

A brief moment of empathy doesn't make two people friends or excuse decades of hostility.

I hope you don't think that screenshot helps your post at all. Look at her artifacted to shit eyebrow there. That's a worried look on her face.

Why would Bowser want to actually kill Mario? The only real time he could've killed Peach is when he got mindlessly pissed at the start of Inside Story.

Bowser was trying to pull him down.

So mario is now MGTOW it seems.

>user is so clueless about women that he can't tell the difference between lusty desire and nervous fear.

Only a matter of time before some poor girl gets raped by this guy.

Why is that Peachh can sometimes fe s for herself and sometimes she can’t? With each game it’s honestly a 50/50 toss up as to whether she’s helpful or helpless. Some games she’s playable or even a fighter and some games she’s only the damsel in distress.

How do I get the moon that's marked on the map next to the snail guy showing in the woods level?

I can't believe that Nintendo had Peach get anally vored by a gigantic golden woman with a sunibee donut anus

>He fucking HAS to bring the Waluigi costume

If Mario and Peach marry, then"until death do us part" becomes a problem for Bowser.

If Peach is so rich how come she only has like 4 outfits?

Does peach even know who waluigi is?

I know she's seen him before, but did she care enough to learn his name or even remember him?

whats wrong with anal vore and hyper anuses?

thank you for that mental image

I think it largely depends on how strong Bowser is at the time.
Nigga's power fluctuates massively.

>The stakes have never been higher
>The rewards have NEVER BEEN LOWER
He deserves Pauline.

Depends on how much she might remember the kart races, tennis matches and parties.

>that strange feel when despite being kawaii royalty, I wouldn't marry her because she's more trouble than she's worth, and Odyssey made me grow to resent her.
I mean, I'd fuck her, but she aint no Pauline.

By pressing up on the control stick

She'll get more when the DLC kicks in

what do you expect from bowser faggots

I already accept Koizumi as the new Bing Bing Wahoo Man

How do you move him upward?

What is she thinking here?

By jumping

Bitch just tried to leave Mario stranded on the fucking MOON.

I think that even if she does, I think that beastiality is wrong. Sure you can love an Italian the same way you would love your family, but they aren't people, and you can't properly communicate with them to really know what they're feeling.

Wouldn't it be more of a solution?

She wasn't stealing it you nitwit. She specifically says "let's go home" to Mario once she gets on the ship.

Yeah, the marriage becomes a problem and the death a solution.

There's another problem with that though. Mario is just as immortal as Bowser thanks to 1-Ups.

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