Guys... I think my copy of Super Mario Odyssey is glitched... is Mario supposed to look like this...

Guys... I think my copy of Super Mario Odyssey is glitched... is Mario supposed to look like this? Why is "BEN" written on the cartridge in a black sharpie marker?

KING KONG

hee hee hee good thread OP

post more now I am interested

Instead of the usual bing bing wahoo sound effects, everything sounds really dull and depressing, even the music is slower and has less instruments, and soounds of lower quality too! At least, that's what I think, the dialogue seems different too, Cappy doesn't say "that's a mean" in his Italian accent, but he says grunts in like a caveman accent and looks depressed... I think it's an audio visual glitch!

>1920x1080
Yeah, this is not Mario Odyssey.

you might have gotten the hyper realistic version by accident

Topest of keks.

benny funny

Is his Mario?

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RUN

FROM YA MEAT

This could have great if it didn't have such a happy ending
>tfw still the best

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ahhh

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why would someone write their name in black on a black cart?

LEFSE GO

to save them from tears

The best.

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>Sony apes mad that Nintendo can release games that run at 60 fps

Brotendo here
You got me you sunuva beetch

Boy he gone and done it

Fug

I am an idort and like many Nintendo games, but I couldn't let that one pass.

>>396558927>epic screencap amirite gaiz xD

TRUNK MONEY

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Will he ever recover?

holy shit

fuck me i cant wait to upvote this on reddit!

Delete it or else

>e
>le ebin screega alright we did it reddit

destroyed

Put me in the screencap

To: Post Number 396552902
Haha lol, so funny nice joke user, I get it haha the switch can't handle that many pixels at 60 fps so it has to make bigger, less-defined pixels slightly impairing the graphical quality! TOP POST!!!

Kek

How will xbros ever recover?

>autistic screeching intensifies

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Front page of reddit here i come!

>7 digits
lmao

How mad are you though really

>those tabs
you get an extra (You) for that content lmao just take it here.

>doesn't include OPs text that sets up the joke
>icp
>cuck shit and Sup Forums
this is getting too meta for me

Not going to lie you actually made me laugh

you forgot gay sex with hats on you fucking ogre

>ninteno drones BTFO

Nintenbros put to fuckin' bed.

Oh no...

answer me this question, you may be in danger...

is the blood... realistic??

Yes, Mario has this weird blood in his eyes, you could even say, it's, hyperrealistic.

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SAVAGE

Le 52⅝% face

HAHAHAHA

Now that was uncalled for

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someone post the nostalgia critic pic

Literally in the middle of playing Odyssey right now and this still made me laugh quite a bit.

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IT'S GETTING ANGRIER

This thread could have been good, but it wasn't. Videogame creepypasta used to be something respectable.

ouch!

Are there any actual good creepypastas?

Yeah in 2013, gramps. The type of people associated with them now along with their lol tier tropes are literally a meme now. Hence the OP.

alright Sup Forums, here's a challenge. make a good video game creepypasta without falling into any of the regular cliches

so I visited a flea market one day and WHO WAS CARTRIDGE

fpbp

It was always retarded. Fucking idiots thinking their goddamn video game cartridges were haunted and shit.

Literally mentally retarded man kidnaps you and forces you at gunpoint to beat a level in a game (reply with examples). If you fail he will rape your butthole with his dick.

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>Le 56% face

Help guys I kept playing and now Mario and Luigi are going to New Donk City

But I don't think they're supposed to have guns!

air man

Videogames have been out since the late 70's, there are bound to be ghosts haunting them.

how

Anything that becomes antique can be haunted.

THIS IS IT, LUIGI

BING BING
WAHOO

There are many things that need to be erased

It was never good. Same shit every time.

Would I be wrong in guessing you’re probably a fan of SCP shit and Slenderman too?

So a date with a Sup Forums user?

toasting in epic bread

Even CRASH BANDICOOT?

>Sup Forums
gave me a good chuckle

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I work at a bank, but all I want to do is play video games. One day, while I'm stacking gold bars in the vault, I hear a big boom outside. When I open the vault door, I see that the entire city has been destroyed by a weapon of mass destruction, which killed everyone in the city except for me (cause I was protected by the vault).

Initially traumatized by my awful fate, I then realize that I now have all the time in the world to play video games. I go to my local gamestop and to my delight, almost all the games are intact. I make piles of games, one for each month, until I have my next 10 years all scheduled up. I go to the first stack and pick up the first game. I pop it into one of the consoles I've hooked up to a generator and shiver with anticipation. Unfortunately, I shiver too hard and my glasses fly off my face, shattering on the ground. I'm so near-sighted, the entire world is just a blur now. Sobbing I pick up my controller, but it's no use, I just can't see, and how can I play what I can't see?

This has been the story of me, the user who wished he had all the time in the world to be alone with what he loved. And the moral is, be careful what you wish for in... The Period Right After The Sun Sets Zone!