There are two buttons in front of you. One button creates a game that is a perfect 10/10 in your eyes. The other button shuts down any game developer you want. Sega, Nintendo, Capcom, EA, etc. You can only press one button. What button do you press and why?
There are two buttons in front of you. One button creates a game that is a perfect 10/10 in your eyes...
the 10/10 because I'm not a spiteful prick
anyone who wouldn't create a perfect game just to shut down some studio is a spiteful jaded fuck, there is no choice here
Why wouldn't I want a 10/10 game? What could I possibly gain from shutting down a studio that makes games that I'm not forced to buy?
I press the second button to shut down Bethesda because of the faggotty of Wolfenstein 2.
But what if shutting down a studio means the competent devs are free to form their own studio and make a 10/10 game?
Two birds with one stone then.
I choose to shut down Bioware.
can I make virtua fighter 6 real and with an active playerbase?
>someone actually thought this was a real choice
Fuck's sake Sup Forums, get your shit together
OP sucked my dick and he liked it.
Shut down Microsoft. Just to see he effects of a world where Microsoft and Windows shut down.
Shut down EA I may lose my personal 10/10 game but with EA gone maybe more smaller studios can thrive and continue making good games.
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videogames.
imagine being so mad that you'd trade a 10/10 game for basically nothing
I press the second button and shut down Sup Forums game industries.
The button simply makes a game. Whether the game will have an active player base is unknown.
liar
I cum on both buttons
Do I want to shut down Sega or get a 10/10 sequel to Jet Set Radio Future?
Press the shut down button and kill the best game developer I can think of.
Fuck your shitty "hobby," gaymers.
You have an amazing never-before-felt orgasm at the cost of both balls and 5 inches.
10/10 because you'd need to shut down multiple devs to get rid of any chunk of game dev cancer. One single company won't do much.
I have to go with option 2 to delete EA from the face of the Earth, but only on the condition that it can't take any of the companies it owns down with it.
But my dick is less than 5 inches.
Fucking retcons, this game is bullshit.
Because you'd save a thousand developers from EA's wraith.
Now imagine all the good games that will come out now that they're free.
a fighting game with no playerbase is 0/10
I push the third button that makes my waifu real and has her fall in love with me, fuck video games
I would like a third button that makes people stop paying for shitty games.
on one hand I could have revenge on EA
on the other hand I could do it all over again
A loose vagina is created. It doesn't feel good and you can't catch a sugar daddy/boytoy/onii-chan
One button guarantees a good game, the other doesn't. Not a difficult choice at all
If shutting down Microsoft did indeed shut down Windows and somehow resulted in Windows becoming an open source platform, it probably would actually be better than getting a 10/10 game. You'd be removing one of the truly great evils from the world.
EA only buys shitty western studios
The shut down button. I shut down EA.
For Maxis.
For Mythic.
For Bullfrog.
For Origin.
For Westwood.
For the sprit of old Bioware.
For Criterion.
For Black Box.
For Pandemic
For Respawn.
And for all of you.
Criterion and Respawn arent even dead
I was kind of just hoping for some economic collapse of the west with the loss of tech giant Microsoft.
I press the second button to kill valve
too powerful for far too long
>Criterion forced to "help" make multiplayer shooters rather than racing games
They're dead.
You have two buttons in front of you
If you press one you never have to piss again for your whole life and that's it.
The other button makes your Waifu real and she loves you but it also puts infinite piss in your bladder so you will need to pee twice an hour for the rest of your life
Can I piss in other people's waifu's mouths?
>implying Criterion makes games as good as Burnout anymore
>implying Respawn won't be shuttered when Titanfall 3 doesn't hit a billion dollars in sales
Oh, and also for Visceral Games.
I don't have a waifu.
Press button three
>Waifu has the ability to piss forever
*Presses button*
Microsoft are like Jews of vidya they need to go into >>>>/oven/
>Taking Stategic Management class for my Business Major
>In Corporate Governance unit
>Professor has mentioned Kotick by name at least 3 times when giving examples of bad Corporate Governance and excessive Executive compensation
Your prof sounds like a cool dude.
The second button, because even a "10/10" game doesn't exist to me anymore
Nintendo is creating 10/10 games, so I'll destroy EA
>A perfect game
You mean a Resident Evil that can be horrifying, having hard puzzles, excelent plot and vilains, with a gameplay that mix the original trilogy with RE4 and Leon and Claire as protagonists having a romance?
This seems amazing, really. But...
Shuting down a shit game developer? This has no price.
But I can't decide between EA and Ubisoft.
Tell your professor that I wanna shake his hand.
But it would
Easy.
10/10 games existed way long ago already.
Since DOS to current year.
I'll just close a lot of studios, starting with EA, BioWare, Ubisoft, Gearbox, etc.
He is. Keeps lectures interesting and accepted my example of a vidya company for an exam question on Business-level Strategy (since I had nothing else in mind).
He also recognized my MF DOOM shirt one day and played a track off of Special Herbs for 5 minutes before class started.
You can only close down one.
I shut IT down
Why wouldn't you press the 10/10 button?
The other button doesn't get pressed. Nobody is worse for wear and you get a perfect game. There is only one right answer. This thread is pointless.
I would pick 10/10 game, but if I could somehow do both then I would probably shut down Activision to see the freakout from kids that only love call of doody and no other games.
see here's how it works
there'd have to be enough willing people to push the button and shut down all of the awful game devs instead of getting their 10/10s
everyone else can get a 10/10 and we can honor those who didn't get 10/10s for their sacrifice by exclusively letting them shitpost about our games
everybody wins
>the ability to create the perfect waifu "game"
>choosing something just to spite people you don't even know
I'd rather get my perfect blend of Devil May Cry, Kirby, Viewtiful Joe, & Wonderful 101 with a Hideki Naganuma-inspired soundtrack and an Afterburner-like side game than shut down a company and put out of work the 90% of employees in it that are just trying to make their living in vidya
In other words you're suggesting that there are people willing to sacrifice a 10/10 games just to shut down a studio that makes games that you're not forced to buy?
Absolutely.
There are companies who are objectively shit who sell objectively shit games because there are an objectively shit audience who buy their shit games.
I would do everything to ruin the fun of these shit people because they are the reason shit companies exist.
Once these people are gone, we can have plenty of 10/10 games as a result.
My perfect 10/10 game involves flawless procedural generation that would already ruin every single game developer.
I can just piss in my waifu's mouth. She loves me after all.
I like to make people miserable and stressed. I want the max people as possible jobless.
You don't even make sense in your sad little imaginary world, fucker. But sure, people buying games you don't like hurts you. I know that people buying NBA2Kwhatever and Madden have truly fucked up my ability to enjoy games such as Zelda or Deus Ex.
You should go kill yourself now. Right now. No delay. Because you will never be useful or even neutral. You're a waste of resources.
the 10/10
killing off something like EA would just create a vacuum for another company to fill.
Imagine being so pathetic enough that you kill off an irrelevant company you can ignore then make your very own 10/10.
Would I push the button that would shut down a shitty company like EA, activision, bethesda, ect ect If I thought doing so could remove shitty practices like holding back for DLC, on disk dlc, loot boxes and ect ect?
Yes I damn would.
The fact is though is that it would not, only chance of that happening is if the button could kill ALL of them, and maybe a good chuck of the retards that don't have proper money spending habits that make these things prevalent.
So 10/10 game it is.
Either supcom/TA game or time splitters.
Create the 10/10 game and then publish it as my indie game and rake in the money
Why the fuck would i care about shutting down shit i don't play? I'm not gonna live forever, let retards drive video games into the ground, I'll take the 10/10.
The 10/10 game, easy. I'd consider killing EA so Alice 3 can go off without a hitch but that outlier aside the 10/10 game is the obvious choice for me.
What makes you think that these games hurt me?
I just find enjoyment in shiting on other people's fun. That's why people are harassed on the internet in first place.
Trolls aren't offended by shit, they just like to make people mad. It is part of the fun in the gaming world to shit on people with different tastes.
It happens to me, and I do the same with others. It is a fine enviroment, very healthy whem there aren't stupid pacifist faggots like you.
Shuting down a company I don't like just to make their fans mad would be awesome. I would probably chose BioWare or Ubisoft.
In all seriousness I highly doubt anyone at all would press the 2nd button. But as this scenario is never going to actually happen, it can be more fun to lament about how much you hate a company.
Admittedly it'd be pretty interesting to see Microsoft just suddenly go under. The only thing that terrifies me is that macs might become the new standard for PC.
>Microsoft
>game developer
Sorry, they don't count. Good try, though.
>Microsoft goes under
>someone else buys the rights to Windows (probably Steam)
>makes a new even worse version of Windows
yeah, ya got me
he didn't like it at all
I press the button that kills activision. A single 10/10 game is nothing compared to the good that would bring everyone.
>Missing out on a 10/10 game (impossible without magic bullshit buttons) to make people mad
>irrelevant
>companies that shape the face of the game development and prevent those 10/10 games from being created by maintaining an atmosphere that benefits their moneymaking and not games themselves
It's a shame that autistic children like you, utterly devoid of long term thinking of any kind, are the majority today.
Well since a 10/10 needs multiplayer for me and it's only perfect in my eyes may not always have a playerbase therefore I'd shut down Blizzard no trolling. Fuck them and everything they stand for these days.
>it's EActivBlizzionWare's fault that no one can make a 10/10 game!
Yeah, nah.
>EA dies
>Activision/Ubi/etc buy up all the IPs
>Nothing really changes
Meanwhile, I get a 10/10 game. Enjoy being a retard.
>EA is preventing a 10/10 (literally a game with no flaws, made exactly for you) from happening
Unironically kill yourself you fucking ape
The first button, obviously. What an easy question.
Will the 10/10 at least good enough for Sup Forums's questionable taste ?
>I don't understand how businesses work
Not if more anons press that button.
Would you rather have a 2 inch dick or be forced to play only SJW made games only
>I don't understand how businesses work
Perfect game means bots that are indistinguishable from human players. Of course, that also means a personal hell for said bots.
Make people mad is 10/10 fun
You can't be this fucking stupid, can you? Are you so fucking autistic and unable to infer things that the post went over your head completely?
I'll take the tiny dick, it's not like I'm going to use it anyways
>10/10 means no flaws
Not him, but that's fucking retarded. Every single thing in the world has flaws. It's stupid to treat a 10/10 or a 5/5 as an inachievable rating.
Push second button on Obsidian
>any game developer you want
I'd shut down blizzard
no doubt we'd eventually get a decent MMO/game from that, no there's no tradeoff
Why the fuck would you choose anything other than the first option. I can enjoy my 10/10 experience as the developer makes shitty games, there's no downside.
Shut down EA. It’s toxic to the community. People are capable of creating a 10/10 any day.
To Pimp a Butterfly and Aeroplane Over the Sea do not have any flaws.