Why do girls like Bowser so much? He's a big, fat asshole

Why do girls like Bowser so much? He's a big, fat asshole.

>Why do girls like Bowser so much?
They do? I always thought they prefered the koopalings.

Big Daddy complex.

Why do guys Iike girIs so much? They are big, fat asshoIes.

He's got a big fat asshole.

He's rich.

>He's a big, fat asshole.

So are pandas.

Well, they want to try to change him. Plus he has a fucking castle.

>Plus he has a fucking castle
Mario has one of those too.

They want to change him by convincing Bowser to kidnap them, instead of Peach.

hey hey hey that's mean and just rude! take that attitude somewhere else.

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and pic. he's the take-charge father bitches want for their kids.

Is Bowser a top or a bottom?

Hes a Nintendo SWITCH

This joke makes no sense. He's not a system.

Top

one of his signature moves is crashing from the sky.

Girls don't like bowser, barafags on Sup Forums do.

You're right.
HE'S ON THE SYSTEM

Who do you think has a bigger dick? Bowser or Mario?
Who do you think has greater wealth? The guy who owns a castle or the plumber?
Who do you think is more confident? The assertive guy who takes what he wants or the little pussy who obsesses over one girl so much that he skips work just to stalk her.
Bowser is the full package and Mario is a short man. No one likes short men, not even short men.

Single fathers are attractive

>tall
>asshole

Found out for you.

>Who do you think has a bigger dick? Bowser or Mario?

Mario and Bowers size change a lot due to mushrooms. Bowser tends to have a bigger dick because he keeps his general size larger than Mario, if Mario took a mushroom to be equal size to Bowser, Mario's dick would be much larger as his dick is huge in proportion to his body.

>Who do you think has greater wealth?
Bowser has an army to make wealth for him, Mario only finds plunder, Bowser wins

>Who do you think is more confident?
Bowser is all surface confidence and is a blubbering wimp when it comes to social situations, hence why he has to kidnap Peach instead of try to woo her. Mario has several side girls so he's not terribly worried.

2/1 Mario wins

BBC

They fell for the "bad guy" act
He's a brilliant performer, a great father and so on
Gay probably, too

t b h I always found Bowser kind of overrated.

Phantoms' is where it's at, singing chubby ghost rabbit? Sign me the fuck up.

nothing against the big bloke tho

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o-ok

fucking die

Why do girls like Pete so much? He's a big, fat asshole.

Bowser is the best character ever conceived period. How can a girl not want him?

I don't know why I find Pete so hot, it makes me feel dirty. Not a girl btw

Girls have bad taste.

>Big
>Fat

OP and (You) basically answered your own questions.