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>Push to talk
>*BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRP*

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>*munch munch munch*

>silence
>someone lets out a huge fart

>"hold user im going afk"
>leave mic open
>hear screeming argument in the back ground with mom/wife/kids
>"allright im back"

>Brings mic into bathroom
>Shits so loud and hard that they scream
>Comes back as if nothing happened

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPRAAP*

>gum chewing

I've played DnD with a girl, who had arguments with her mother ALL THE FUCKING TIME. Her mother accused her of being lazy and useless, and spending time on games instead of finding a job.
At first I sympathized with her, but that passed when I realized that she and her family fucking deserve each other

>hahaha alright, guys, I'll be right, I just gotta take care of something
>raid leader forgets the mic's on
>dog yelping in pain
>child crying stop in the background
>ALRIGHT LET'S FINISH KARA OFF SO YOU CAN GET GEARED UP, user

>house music

What's it like not being able to play most video games nowadays user?

>french guy yells something in french
>no one understands him
>keeps doing it
>EUH OEUF PUTAIN WHY KICKEUH?

>join british guild/clan
>I can hardly understand them through their accents
>have to do mental puzzle solving by using the context of the situation and what was said before that to get a vague idea of what they just said

>push to talk
>SAXTON HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE

Go on

>push to talk
>SCOOOOOTLAAAAAAND FOREEEVAAAAAR

>Playing online games at all

Single player patrician taste reporting.

I smack my gum extra loud because it's funny seeing you squirm

m-mommy?

skin too white
breasts too large
far too old

disgusting.

>you can hear how fat he is

Keep telling us more about your shit taste, faggot.

>skin too white

>push to talk
>girls voice

>push to talk
>start stuttering like crazy

Brits don't speak English. Or maybe half a city does.
If you want anything intelligible, you need other Northern Europeans, or white Americans.

>playing rust
>spawn in with my bro
>spot a fellow naked
>start merciless bashing her with rocks
>girl's voice comes out through mic: "no dont! I just spawned in!"
>engage.jpg
>call bro over
>we chase her down and chuck our rocks at her and kill her, take all her shit
>proceed to cook her and eat her

youtube.com/watch?v=hWUaT5ovZ50

it's true, germans and scandinavians can speak english better than the english themselves

>have to do mental puzzle solving by using the context of the situation and what was said before that to get a vague idea of what they just said
Fun fact: this is how speech works in every case, it's just that when you don't understand things, it becomes more apparent and the effect is stronger.
This is why scrambling letters in a word doesn't make it noticeably harder to read, as long as the first and last letter stay where they should be.

This is also why everyone with triple digit IQ shits on those who skip punctuation where it alters meaning, and on double newline after every single short sentence.
It is simply more mental effort to read a sentence written by a mongoloid, because you have to translate mongol to human.

>push to talk
>deepthroating sounds

>push to talk
>sneezes