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GET OUT OF MY STORE

Raid/C-raid/Drop 10k or die/Ova/Testing binds

Hello?

Unban now
NOWWWWWWWWWWW

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Reason:'

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You'll never find the printers

you will suck dis cock CLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAN! RIGHT NOW!

>RDM! RDM! ADMINNNNNNNN RRRRDDDDMMMM!!!!!111

*native American drums*

>playing darkrp
>hiding in a warehouse with printers and prop walls
>some guy playing the VIP ninja class starts picks the lock
>ak spray him down through a slot in props
>he calls his admin buddy in to 'arbitrate'
>badmin and autist "explain" how i "broke the rules" with my prop/keypad placement

every time

WOW RDM MUCH YOU DIDNT EVEN ANNOUNCE RAID FAGGOT BITCH REEEEEEEEE QUIT PROP BLOCKING OMFG RDA ADMIN HELP REEEEEEEEEE

>ywn get the lads back on to annoy some fagmins
>yfw gmod takes up 90GB+ with all those addons

>mod uses voice chat
>clearly sounds 14
>still tries to act like he's the big shit

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>"Can I be cop after reset?"

>Mayor makes jaywalking illegal
>The server doesn't even have any vehicle addons

>tfw being an admin on a gmod rp server was some of the most fun I've ever had in a game

I used to be a SUPER admin.

whats the difference?

same power as owner, none of the responsibilities

please tell me you abused your powers like a mad king.

I was the maddest of all kings, fucking with server cvar all day

>Join a DarkRP server recently to see how things have changed
>MOTD pops up
>a fucking index of rules
>as in, 10+ rules for each specific class on top of the general rules
>My mates who I used to play with join me
>we buy some guns and shit with our starting cash and make a gang
>scope out the members of one of the other gangs in town, eventually track their place down
>start a raid
>mate #1 starts lockpicking the door
>all of a sudden one of the gang members from the store, he was picking up something
>we ventilate the motherfucker before he can fire his gun
>he comes back with an admin
>admin starts accusing us of breaking rules
>both the kid we killed and the admin are clearly underaged
>apparently it's a rule that in a raid you're not allowed to kill someone until you've broken in or some shit
>mate #2, who was recorded in the console as the shooter gets permbanned
>the rest of us get warned
>pissed off we try another server
>gang roles are all full
>decide to be drug farmers (DUDE WEED LMAO)
>Setting up the growhouse
>Get ourselves permits and buy some guns
>Eventually we get found out and raided
>Kick the raiders asses
>ANOTHER fucking admin comes
>apparently we're not allowed to have 2 handed firearms as a drug farmer in the rules
>get our guns stripped and a warning
>uninstall gmod

When the fuck did DarkRP become Jailbreak? nobody ever actually fights, it's just people protecting themselves using the roles and sucking off the admin. Also, did anyone ever play PERP? That shit was dope

Holy fuck some of these servers have stupid fucking rules. Some, however, are missing important rules.
>become a thief or some other criminal job
>lure some dude into a subway station
>withdraw a gun and demand his money
>he pulls out a goddamn shotgun and blows my damn head off
>call an admin because he's broken fearRP
>admin tells me fearRP isn't enforced on the server

daily reminder that gmod has and always will be a shit game.

Death run is fucking great fuck you

Issues like these should be handled by the game itself, like taking a long time to pull out a shotgun and giving the thief time to shoot the guy first. Since they aren't DarkRP will always be shit because it depends on teenage admins and the good will of the players to work.

>bhop in deathrun
>fags think I'm hacking
Even better
>donator on a sandbox server
>some fag tries to rdm me
>use !retaliate to instakill him so he fucks off
>"ADMIN ABUSE! UNFAIR!"

Never heard of these servers but you generally give an impression of particularly shitty/naive roleplayers so good riddance.

/advert robbery/mugging/break in

kek

Actually every time I try to play Dark RP summed up in one post.

hey guys, i'm new here, any tips for first timers?

WHITE MAN BRING NOTHING BUT DEATH

>See the person you're mugging is arming themselves
>Don't blow their head off with your own shotgun

Cool story bro

Anyone hyped for Facepunch Sandbox AKA Gmod 2?

It looks very promising so far

Good isn't a game you can make a sequel for. It's pointless and retarded.

>sassilization
>fortbuild
>the now dead flood
>space build
give it back

it's made by garry himself along with some facepunch staff. it's just gmod on a better engine without current source limits and it will support insta loading of stuff etc. No map size limits etc. Better overal. And backwards compatible with current gmod you can even load shit from entire different games.

it will run on Unreal Engine 4 but it will be very similar to source1 and source2 in terms of modding and mapping.

For me it's really a dream come true desu.

Also multiplayer map editing without needing to compile the map

Shit, actually looks interesting, hopefully it won't be in development indefinitley ala rust

gonna make some webms with the early footage we have from the new gmod

well the game is really never finished with developing since it's basicly the entire point of the game. But you can hotload everything it's pretty amazing looking so far.

But Ig et what you mean, they should make a good base first. If i'm not mistaken they are first gonna make a very basic shooter as "game" and make the rest on that. Just like original gmod was born on half life 2. But now we have an engine thats so much better

are you aussie? if so, i was probably that mayor

Looks pretty neat, I'm definitely going to miss the general HL2 aesthetic.

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you can still load it in thats the beauty of it

but they would probably look shit compared to the rest of the game, but there currently is an ongoing discussion on the facepunch forums about that stuff i think

also you can load in maps from different games

here they are experimenting with loading the GTA San Andreas map

I have no fucking idea how it works though but it's cool as fuck. Imagine the unlimited possibilities. Fuckign current gmod has hit a wall in terms of map size or fps lag etc which no longer will be an issue.

This is neat, could be all kinds of nifty things done with a movable map

>Job thief
>Buy guns
>Bind mouse2 say "mug drop 1k or die."
>walk up to somebody
>Right click
>Left click
>"Omg rdm admin plz."
>Admin teleports and gives warning
>"Check logs i did say mug and he fail rp so i shot him."
>He looks at log
>"Sorry bro you‘re cool."
>Repeat and rdm everyone on the server

>sassilization
mah nibba i also want it back
sad that people can't make backups of their shit.

Imagine the trolling when people dont have a prop protection and you accidentally move your flying car to the map and unfreeze it

ADMIN ABUSE AAAAAADMIN ABUSE

ADMIN ABUSE ADMIN ABUUUUUUSE

aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHhhh!!!!!

>space build

holy shit the memories

Could you stop flying? You're breaking my immersion.

Oh yeah big chance it's gonna have Rust models and shit within the game

>sass
I hear this server talked about a lot even today in bhop.

It's coming m8

Imagine new space build without the map size limits of source1

it's coming

it was truly the best bhop server

Very nice, I'm eager to see how will the RP modes adapt to these enormous changes.

>echoing scream

>Build shop front
>Make fancy color scheme for it
>Sell adv. dupe for 2mil
>Fund mrdm as heavy gun dealer

>serious roleplay

In its hayday it was the best venue for real character play, but man, there was some autism too

Why are you

typing

like this?

im mostly just interested in the sandbox part but if you have the gtasa map then rp might become interesting

>lost like 600 hours of my childhood to this shit
never again

Easier to read

because I fucking want to.

you gonna do something about it big guy?

>Hey dude come in here
>Now I'm robbing you and you have to give me a ton of money and you can't use any guns to kill or try to escape me because that's against the rules
Fuck off. If someone has a gun they should be free to shoot the person robbing them.

I play to enjoy the game pinhead, rules should be used to prevent minges not as a crutch for bad players

>try to rob people
>expect not to get shot
You drew a fucking bum hand.

You guys all suck. I'm going back to TacoNBanana

It makes it easier to read

No one was triggered by it until months ago

If you were here for years you would've seen hundreds of thousands of posts using this spacing

You been kiddnapped.

Your hands and legs bound/Comms in your ass/Gagged/Follow or FailRP

*farts*

Man darkRP became so shit, now it's a child filled mess with a literal constitution if you even wanna play and tons of shitty microtransaction to have some shitty OP weapon because nobody ever try to balance anything in those gamemode

TTT is my favorite gamemode and it's so fucking shitty. There is no word to say how bad it became. The shitty cartoony playermodels mixed with the serious weapon/map, the shitty map quality and map design, the atrocious balance like one hit knife & the shotgun which is never balanced by anyone, the OP traitor weapon, and again, very bad community.

I wish there was a servers that had only addons with consistent artstyle with only GOOD quality maps, weapon, and playermodels. Shit like TFA CSGO should replace the shitty CSS weapon, the gamemode hit detection is complete garbage and for example the scout sometimes is instant and sometime it's not

Fucking hell, Gmod in general became bad. A place where creativity used to be common is now filled with copy of shitty DarkRP copy and shitty RP gamemode in general. Fuck this.

>TTT
RANDOM LYNCH BEST LYNCH

I was checking out Garry's twitter to check what he's been doing lately since he doesn't have any commits on Sandbox.
Turns out another Facepunch project is literally DarkRP wiseguys.facepunch.com/

Same, I was such an autist it hurts...

>Only has mod because he "donated" money to the server
This is what's wrong with G-Mod in general.

>tfw DarkRP servers will never run anything but rp_downtown and maybe evocity
>A lot of servers don't even load the Christmas versions anymore around Christmas time
How do these tards manage playing the same fucking map every day, every hour?

>TTT
>Only 3 people left alive, one guy is with me for a little while
>See the third guy, decide if the guy I was with was a terrorist he would've stabbed me in the back by now
>Kill the third guy as he climbs down a ladder towards us
>Round ends, he was the terrorist
>Immediately brought into spectator mode
>"RDM, you couldn't have known I was the terrorist, 3 game ban"
All Gmod moderators should be taken behind a shed and shot.