Now that the dust has been settled, Peach or Pauline?

now that the dust has been settled, Peach or Pauline?

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Harriet

dasi

Pauline's a mayor.

Peach "rules" a principality full of literal toadies and spends all her time and gold indulging a kidnapping fetish threesome with a manlet and a dinosaur/turtle-thing.

one on my face, the other on my dick

Pauline

If I were Mario, especially after Odyssey, I'd choose Pauline and let Peach get ripped open by giant monster cock.

/ourgal/

Before Odyssey, Peach

After Odyssey, Pauline

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>People still mad that she got upset at Mario for acting like an idiot

Pauline. That ending converted me. That plus Pauline was a huge presence in this game, where as Peach is basically absent, and only shows up in post game to give some meaningless flavor text.

Yeee boi

Toadette

Pauline's taller, clearly the better pick

I like that after having Mario blown out by Peach in the end, Nintendo opened up a quest in the post-game where you can get to know Pauline better and bring her a Birthday gift. Even better that they make Peach stand on the rooftop above you so you can see Mario getting very friendly with an old flame.

Yoshi

haha

>people myself included thought she had a chance at appearing in Odyssey

Pauline:

>Sings to you
>Attends the final boss to cheer you on
>Throws a festival celebrating you rescuing her
>Adorns her city with huge posters of you in your younger days
>Has a landmark spelling out your name
>Is there for you in the secret final level
>Has a semi-romance option sidequest where you get to answer questions all about getting to know her better, including giving her a gift
>Has a theater showing a movie based on your first adventure

I'm sorry but what the FUCK does Peach have in comparison?

Daisy

She's the only Mario-waifu missing.

you're forgetting that Pauline is a female president just like Donald Trump.

>>Sings to you

Yeah I bet that got to ya didn't it you thirsty faggot?

peach

The answer is clear, Sup Forums

either a beautiful mayor and singer with smoking tits

or

a wimpy useless princess that doesn't do anything for her "kingdom" of fucking toads

>I'll put my hat in the ring, 'cause you're the one A miracle in three dimensions Follow the brick path straight to my heart And we'll grab the flag together, the fireworks are gonna start

>You've got me over the moon, and that's no jest We're miles above the rest Look in your eyes and I know we'll be fine So let's shoot for the stars and make this love really shine

No woman will ever write a song like this for you. Pauline is hungry for the Mario D.

Donald Trump is female president?

they could have easily put her in Toastarena and had Bowser Jr at his dad's wedding. A good game but it could have had a whole lot more easter eggs in it

I agree. After they announced that Pauline is in the game i wished that this would be the time when in mario main game would have more regular mario characters in it (aka regular characters from mario kart/party/sports game,) so was kinda disappointed that there werent more old characters . Not even Luigi. But still

Yes its why he can do no wrong as he is female. Sugar spice and everything nice woman power!

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Luigi.

I think they didn't want too many ladies of note as it'd dilute the return of Pauline. Imagine if Rosalina was on the moon and Daisy in the Sand Kingdom. Rosalina would feel less special.

As for the Koopalings I think they figured people were so tired of them that they'd omoit them completely

Pauline she seems like she would be a dominant personality in the bedroom as well in public. Imagine making Peach a cuck princess.

post yfw no 6' something bae with a crackin' hourglass figure, a killer rack, and perfect DSLs

It's sad that she's only in one spot, but at least as the achievement vendor you get to visit her a lot.

>That doesn't do anything for her "kingdom" of fucking toads

You try being one of the very few female humans among a kingdom of fucking Toads whom you have to "depend" on in order to not get raped by a power hungry giant dragon turtle that's constantly craving for human pussy.

oh no wait you can't depend on them because all they do is flail their arms around while shrieking in a intensely high-pitched voice while you're already on your merry way to Bowser's keep. Magic? Aw yeah, ok, good luck using "girl power" against a fire breathing creature who can use their raw power as well to tear you limb from limb.

Mario alone (with or without Luigi) won't fix all of the issues Mushroom Kingdom has and Bowser sure as hell won't fix them either without having his own kind of twisted demands. Peach is fucked either way unless she manages to find some sort of help for her kingdom that doesn't end up being surrendering your cunt to a dragon turtle's giant pulsating dick in order to make your kingdom even half way decent.

Not all Tods are useless as seen with the Toads who join Mario on his adventures, Toadette and Captain Toad

does she really wear Mario's cap? that's pretty based

>a wimpy useless princess that doesn't do anything for her "kingdom" of fucking toads

And also a fucking feminist

As usual, fpbp.

I don't give a shit but the Peach amiibo is kinda disturbing and kinda hot

Peach. Give it a few years, Sup Forums will start forgetting about Pauline once again as they just like to flock on any girl they see over the other temporarily

Was this drawn by a Narutofag

>it was this big

purely visual wise, smash bros melee peach.

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w-why is it so...LEWD?

testing

I want to see them poop

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None of the above.

Bowser.

same but theyre wearing diapers haha

>people give Peach shit because she broke up a petty fight.
>meanwhile are totally okay with Pauline rudely disregarding birthday presents