WOW I SURE DO LOVE HOLDING UP FOR 2 MINUTES AND SLIGHTLY MISCALCULATING BECAUSE I DECIDED TO HOP TO MAKE THINGS 1...

WOW I SURE DO LOVE HOLDING UP FOR 2 MINUTES AND SLIGHTLY MISCALCULATING BECAUSE I DECIDED TO HOP TO MAKE THINGS 1 MINUTE AND 55 SECONDS INSTEAD OF 2 MINUTES ENOUGH AND FALLING AND HAVING TO HOLD UP FOR 2 MORE MINUTES
I SURE DO
INCREDIBLE GAME I HOPE IT WINS GAME OF THE YEAR

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Stay mad

Git gud

>buy open world adventure game
>dislike traversing the open world

BOY I SURE LOVE SITTING ON MY HANDS WHENEVER IT RAINS!

Just hookup up there my man
oh wait

git gud

>not having 3 stamina wheels
>not knowing the secret jump rythm that lets you climb up in the rain
lmao @ ur life

WHERE ARE THE GUNS? I WANNA SHOOT AT THE TARGETS I MEAN ENEMIES!! THIS IS BOOOORING!!

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>not sitting on your hands making them numb
>then jerking off so it feels like someone else is doing it

Or you could just go around if you hate climbing so much.
>but it takes so much longer
Then why are you complaining about the quicker alternative? In the end you're just crying about the concept vertical geography.
God you fags are really reaching now.

>pick your routes better
>cook stamina recipes
>get the climbing set and fully upgrade it
>don't be an inept faggot and blame it on the game
problem solved no need to thank me

holy fuck

I really enjoyed Zelda Botw, but I really honestly feel like the game just doesn't respect my time at all with some of the shit it made me do. Shit like waiting for dragons to fly by, or having to wait for it to stop raining, how long I had to fucking wait for each and every inventory slot turn in, how much time I spend just fucking handing orbs in...

The decade I spent just taming the white horse... so many stupid things like that. Really degrades my interest of playing again once I 100%'d it the first time.

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Ninty percent of the areas in the game have some way to get to it that doesn't require climbing for minutes at a time. There may still be climbing required but nothing compared to what you are describing. If you don't want to spend several minutes at a time holding up on the control stick, then stop cheesing it by climbing and find the proper path or method to get there.

See above. Rain only actually prohibits long climbs that you generally don't need to be making in the first place. Maybe stop using climbing as literally your only means of traversal.

>miscalculating

So you're literally admitting that the problem is you being bad at the game, yes?

Because if you weren't, you'd know how far your stamina could take you.

Try an assassin's creed game next time, those are probably more your speed.

Sounds like you're shit at the game lmao

Git gud

It isn't Sup Forums whining about it, it's shitter shattered Sonygros eternally assblasted about the fact that GOTY 2017 isn't on their shitty Bloodborne game disc player and projecting their extreme anal anguish on to Sup Forums like a tidal wave of verbal diarrhea so everyone can know how tushy tousled they are...all the time

Every time you see a Nintendo shitting thread you can literally smell the insecurity and anger wafting out of them. Their insecurityposting is a blight, but it's an amusing blight.

>He can't climb a wall
How fucking dumb can you be?

Just camp faggeto

If you think this you are a brainlet amiigo. It's dumb brazillians emulating it at this point and being shit at it too

Memes aside, climbing was boring as fuck. It never becomes anything more than stamina management. Even rain is just a stamina tax. Would have been nice to have wall-based enemies/obstacles, or different kinds of surfaces (besides climbable or non-climbable), or a hookshot, or basically anything other than the barebones system we got. Even the climbing gear is a slight stat tweak for convenience, it's not like the Zora Armor which gives you an actual (albeit limited) extra ability.

Hell you don't even get to climb any bosses (besides a single repeating mini-bosses). Imagine if you had to climb Dark Beast Ganon to defeat him instead of doing that retarded bow shooting mini-game. Sure it would've been a rip-off of Shadow of the Colossus but at least it would have been a logical progression of the game's mechanics, instead of a tremendous disappointment. Though I could rant about damn near everything in BotW, probably the definition of wasted potential.

>can't climb the mountain
WOW THANKS TODD
>can climb mountain
WOW THANKS NINTY

>Brazilians
Canadians actually. The /vint/ fusion proved that.

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>"Hello, my name is: CASUAL"
Impressive, especially for a Zelda game. Yikes.

I've posted this image 100 times now, I have yet to play BotW and have 0 opinion on it

Well the image doesn’t deal with the game’s qualities

>not beating rito first and holding x

>he doesn't make a cozy campfire under some cover and wait it out

>take a different path
>Fast travel
>Climbing gear
>Stamina potions

Git gud cuckkboi

I don’t think brainlets even realize that you can cook foods that instantly refill your stamina gauge.

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you could also just fucking walk around to the other side of mountain and go up the way you're suppose to.

You'll never make it

Yea, except Akala region is fucking rain central. Future forecast, storms that'll flaw your ass.

You could just camp where the dragons spawn and then snipe them. Farosh comes out of that one lake that feeds the huge waterfall, just camp in the cave with the keese and he'll appear at 5 in the morning.

Yeah sure

You have to be 18 years old to post here, etc

>Immediately blaming sony for this way of thinking with zero indication.
I think Sony's been fucking up ever since they revealed how much of a step back the ps4 was from the
ps3 and that's being generous about ignoring other lesser shit, but even at this point it's getting
obnoxious for even nintendo and pc gaming crowds to keep seeing this false dichotomy bullshit being
spammed when all under heaven and on the face of the earth can smell the MS fanboy falseflag whining
for the transparent bullshit that it is. A meme, falseflag and non-argument circlejerk without end or purpose.

Quilty dusted this shit back during the last gen in 2012 with a damn near 15-page-blogpost that had MS
Kiddies squatting on the indie kick for 3 months straight due to the butthurt of buyer's remorse. Now all of a sudden there's more of this phony-ass Sony-vs-Nintendo blame game bulllshit again all because Sup Forums found out quilty was a disgruntled jp dev and he had recently fired shots at MS again
for practically cratering the industry.

MS babbies are rapidly becoming more cancerous than sjw's and Sup Forumsfags, and that's a statement
you'd have to stop and take a moment to appreciate the irony and magnitude of.

>not changing jump to b

there are no more xbots on Sup Forums (thank god), everyone is either trolls or paid M$ pajeets (who've already left since the XBX was released). No one here is actually stupid enough to buy an xbox

i kinda feel like the dungeons are lacking in this game, and they created a bunch of micro dungeons instead of having more big dungeons.

i feel like they are going for the same vibe as in wind waker.

thought we were done with this "climbing things" meme after asscreed ran it into the ground

This actually lets you climb anywhere, not just scramble around like a retarded raccoon and then fall off because "fuck your footing"q

Walk around the mountains. You can beat the game entirely without climbing.

No, you have to climb out of the resurrection chamber. Checkmate, Joseph Mendel.

That's patently false.
>PC has emulation, steam and modding communities.
No need to shitpost on competitors. Sated with making actual topics
about positives, negatives and enjoying games.

>Sony has solid second-party/ franchises, favorable support from third-parties for 3 out of 4 console cycles for exclusives, first to kick MS in the dick on draconian 'gamesharing prevention'.
No need to shitpost on competitors. Sated with making actual topics
about positives, negatives and enjoying games.

>Nintendo has best first-party support and legacy franchises, least-draconian policies against players, consistently best dollars-to-donuts fanbase support from first-party developments.
No need to shitpost on competitors. Sated with making actual topics
about positives, negatives and enjoying games.

>Microsoft has nothing worthwhile in exclusives, consistently introduces the worst industry trends such as paid online, failed to respect of capitalize on any acquisition from rare, routinely shits on all dev interest of quality product for long-term viability.
Nothing to play and everything on earth to complain about. So much
free time not playing anything, can just bullshit on Sup Forums about all the
things they can't play because they don't have the right console for the
legitimately better options. Easier to just deny buyer's remorse and
shitpost/falseflag out of spite as it's really fucking unlikely there's any
legitimate cross-console hate between Sony and Nintendo since
neither of the hardcore 'only console x' fanboys give enough of a damn
about the other to waste time on Sup Forums just to shit on the other without
valid justification.

best game ever made you idiot!

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And neither Nintendo nor Sony have the time to be hostile to one
another, especially since Sony can't be bothered to focus on that shit
after the first data breach and after Nintendo bled out third-party
support after Wii and Wii U, so neither fanboy base parrots the
sentiment.

Believe what you want, but every time some faggot posts some shit
like , I can smell nothing but shit-smearing from the one
major console manufacturer's name that seems to always be
suspiciously absent from what looks like rookie-level instigation.

Seriously, re-read that user's post carefully and you'll start to notice
how cheap and routine the sentiment is.

Literally a brainlet
> Sees destination
> Tries to go there in a straight line, climbing over whatever's in the way because 'lol climbing game'
> There's a much quicker, easier path up

This game is a great retard filter.

I knew I was sick of asscreed parkour when I played Darksiders II, which had that but in a far more linear and scripted manner. It is just pressing the right combination of buttons when you see the right obstacle.

BoTW though, gives you far more options to get from ptA to ptB. You can climb, go around with a horse, or set the grass on fire and use that to lift your paraglider high, etc.

It's not about 'climbing things'. It's about what that mechanic means in terms of GAME DESIGN.

Heh believe it or not, you can.

youtu.be/MK6ub-Z7snI

>not climbing 7 steps and then jumping to cancel out the slip

>Even the climbing gear is a slight stat tweak for convenience, it's not like the Zora Armor which gives you an actual (albeit limited) extra ability.
Disagree. Level 2 climbing gear straight up removes climbing. Reducing the stamina cost lets you spam jumps so much that you can basically run up any wall. It's a total gamechanger, and invalidates any complaints about the climbing IMO.
It's also a big part of the game's progression system. Climbing gear is just as strong ans Revali's Gale and Urbosa's Fury, in terms of upgrading Link and feeling like you're growing stronger.

>buy open world GAME
>expect it to be a GAME

It is a game

>This bootyblasted for a gameplay mechanic
I hope you don't have a ps4, those games are literally
>hold forward until game finishes playing itself

Dumb but cute maximum neotenic catgirl poster.

well excuuuuuuuse me princess!

How hard is it to eat some stamina food?

Also:

>not climbing in fully upgraded climbing gear