What will a 2019 version of this image include?

What will a 2019 version of this image include?

>2015

is this a joke

>food analogy

YOU EVER SO FAT FUCK YOU LOOK AT VIDEO GAME AND SEE FOOD

>current situation is so fucked up people are looking back at 2015 DLC practices fondly
This is just depressing.

I don't think that was what the image was trying to convey

2019 won't even have crust.

Instead of a pizza the whole thing will be the size of a cracker

Ever heard of Rhode Island Pizza? Yeah, but the bread base is full of filler.

that's just a square tomato pie mate.

>Placing a player against weaker opponents after that make a purchase in order to make that purchase seem validated
Holy shit that is so genius and jewish i have to think its already been implemented in every game with microtransactions.

At least there's no fkn pineapple on it I guess.

Like 2019, but every individual bite costs 4.99

I preferred when we got the pizza and a drink for the base game, and got a side and a dessert as expansions down the road

In 2019 we'll be paying extra to press Start

But, the right one has been games since DLC has been popularized. At least for anyone with standards and who isn't a underage faggot who didn't see the problem before because they were too young.

Welcome to being awake to bullshit I guess. Now the younger generation will take your place and deny games are shit now.

More like the game is one pizza and paying for the DLC is an extra slice.

>der uhbliveeon just aint fun game witout hors armer

Where is preorder cut bonus?

>pizza
>no cheese

Pick one

>2015

Hello, Mr. Mark Eteer.

>2015
also what makes you think older games were on par with stuff like vanilla newer games without DLC?

Optimist.

someone just called me out like 4 hours ago about a food analogy involving pizza like it was unusual to make a food analogy on Sup Forums

then there's this fucking thread

why do food analogies make Sup Forums's autism flare so bad? it's basically a guaranteed way to get (You)s

confirmation bias that Sup Forums is only capable of making analogies involving food

Most food analogies just boil down to "if you like this thing I don't like then you're eating feces".
People eventually got sick of it and started turning saying ">food analogy" into a meme.
And now that it's a meme, everybody just repeats it without understanding why at everything even if it's nothing like the original food analogies that spawned the meme in the first place.

tldr: people are dumb sheep

They're just weak analogies. It isn't a meme.

How can the subject of an analogy be fundamentally "weak"? That's fucking stupid and you're just already enslaved to the meme.

Let's say you go to a restaurant, and you have the option between two pizzas. The first pizza can be made by anyone, but it could be horrible and lack depth. The second is prepared by the finest chef in the land. You're gonna take the finest chef in the land every time.

Remember when games came out fully completed upon release, everything was in the game and you unlocked all your weapons and outfits via skill and/or completing certain missions? I miss those days. Why do things just keep getting worse?

That doesn't explain absolutely anything about food you're just mentioning it because that's part of the meme. You're really not funny you know.

>imagining how bad Sup Forums will be in another decade
>I'll still be here

More like
>go to a restaurant
>food is made by monkeys
>do nothing but parrot >MONKEY FOOD ad infinitum
>starve to death while waiting for top chef to come make your food

Take the leaves off the 2017 pizza and it just looks like a regular American pizza. But the prizebox would include extra cheese. Nothing else, just more cheese.

Some scheme in which buying the game will be detrimental to renting it like the rental shit in origin or something like that and the thing Activision patented in which you will always end up playing against people with better shit only obtained through loot boxes.

Analogies in general are horrible argumentive tools, especially when used for subjective things, such as video games and liking something. It always books down to do you want this or this? They're anecdotal and low tier platforms for anything.

I don’t understand this meme. Food is probably the most universal thing on planet Earth, it’s the perfect, most easily understood thing compare something to.

2019 the price of games will be 90$ and have microtransactions in them and content will be locked behind paywall and loot boxes

Yeah I remember Prince of Persia (2008) on the PS3 had a DLC you had to buy that unlocks the ending/epilogue that you couldn't otherwise play.

Imagine the state of vidya in a decade. Imagine the contrarians of future Sup Forums talking about the good old days of 2015. Spoopy.

People just say "omg car analogy" or "omg food analogy" when their argument has failed. Those two things are perfect for analogies. They attack the object used in the analogy instead of the argument which they cannot defeat.

>2007
>pizza costs $5 to make, sells for $10
>2017
>pizza costs $8 to make, sells for $10, toppings cost extra

2019: the pizza looks like an archery target. you get the crust ring for $80 ($10/$20 extra for seasoning or cheese stuffed), and the inner rings of dough are dlc (that will only be made if the crust sells well enough). each individual piece of pepperoni must be gambled for, at $8 a pop. 90% of the time you get a mushroom or a pepper though, even if you don't want those toppings. Once you've gambled enough pepperoni for the whole thing, you have to grind in a multiplayer mode for 40 hours until you can select a cheese, and then you have to wait for it to be baked (you can pay $15 to cut in the line for the oven)

then you have six minutes to eat it until next year's pizza preorder goes on sale and your uneaten portion is unceremoniously tossed in the trash

>$8 pizza is significantly shittier than the $5 pizza, but that's okay because the restaurant hired a bunch of brown people that can't cook and refuse to be servers

you better not be

the cheese is under the sauce

There's isn't even an argument or an analogy. It's just a picture of a pizza and it says 2015 above it. Then another picture of a pizza that says 2017 above it.
In mathematics, we like to think that graphics and images like that aren't suitable for proofs, because they are open to interpretation. You need to formalize what you actually mean using words, or else people can read into it whatever they want. E.g. the pizza on the left is a delicious treat while the pizza on the right is very bland, even if you get the available DLC. This suggests the OP thinks games generally suck now and aren't fun. But at the same time i don't think OP has that opinion, otherwise he wouldn't be on Sup Forums and talk about video games all day. It's like you go to an italian restaurant you like, and the chef makes really delicious pasta. But one day, you suddenly claim that the chef has changed, and his pastas taste bland and boring now. Yet you still go there every day. What is a person to make of this? it's confusing

I don't know why we bashed DLC back then. It at least provided new content (most of the time).

>But at the same time i don't think OP has that opinion, otherwise he wouldn't be on Sup Forums and talk about video games all day

OH Yeh of to much faith.

I agree but take it to /sci/. If we wanted to make an post with values compared to graphics it just wouldn't sell on Sup Forums because the analogy flies true with just the pizza

Replace 2015 with 2005

You're wrong, and the reason that you're wrong is because you are dumb, and >food analogies because >food analogies are also dumb.

In other news, I have drastically misnamed this file and I should really rename it, but chances are good I'm not going to.

>under the sauce

people dont want to hear about boring details like the recipe and the history of italy. they just want to see a delicious, homemade all-american pizza :)

publishers install sub-dermal DRM chips into customers
pre-subscription for entertainment deducted from your income.

that's why Sup Forums attacks it. it's just contrarianism again. food analogies are uncreative but mostly universal, like sandwiches.

Welcome to Canada now.

Special content you can only access if you send in 50 box tops from the new game branded cereal.

BTW they are very hard tasteless cornflakes and completely over priced.

You are charged for streaming. Publishers also charge you for watching said streams.

in 5 years. Videgames have subscription fees. And you need to pay for every hour you're inside a ubisoft game

One if the most influential games in human history has been operating on a cash upfront + sub fee since fucking dialup you ignorant bitch.

Probably paying for every hour you want a glass of water.

>past
>game is full pizza with toppings, expansion pack is garlic bread
>present
>game is a cheese pizza, dlc is toppings
>(near) future
>game is a lump of dough(it'll get baked in patches, don't worry), DLC is tomato sauce and cheese, you can pay to get a mystery topping(which has a 90% chance of being dryer lint or pencil shavings)

> Food analogies
> Future

Rise of indies.

No you didn't goy, you actually like giving us twice the amount of shekels for half the game.

That's called a tomato pie you fucking retard

You get 1/4 of the pizza at the start for $60. Another 1/4 is achievable through "food boxes" using either a metric fuck ton of "pizza bux" or you could spend just $10 for a random chance at a good topping on the piece. The other half is unlockable as DLC later on (or 1-2 months after release)