Why arent you playing Starcraft 2 right now?

Why arent you playing Starcraft 2 right now?

Because I stopped playing 5 years ago and can't be arsed to relearn everything with the "new" expansions.

Literally just got done with a match and ive played my First Win Of The Day towards Ranked 1v1's.

Does anyone actually know it went F2P? Did Blizzard intentionally neglect to mention it anywhere after the initial announcement?

Because Im at work

I suck at RTS games. I love them, but I turtle like crazy, never push and lose constantly.

The level you're playing it, you'd only need one good build to win most of your matches.

This shit is not for casuals.

I literaly just stay there and build shit until I get swarmed. What do I fucking do?

want to replay brood war campaign before trying sc2,
too busy to do either

Why the fuck would I play some nerd game like that?
Play a real game you fucking beta.

1v1 me

Why? You're going to demolish me. What's your Starcraft name?

Scout your opponent. They're always either
A) preparing to fuck you up the ass
B) expanding their economy so they can fuck you up the ass later with a bigger army

The further you go in the game the more likely it is that your opponent is attempting to do both at the same time.

Why would I be? Why would anyone?

It was real buggy after this patch and it kept crashing.

They mention it during Blizzcon.

It's one of the most boring RTS games ever made to actually get popular. Not worth the time or money.

Because Ive been playing it since it came out.

hapaPOWERgod on battle.net

Because it's a boring micromanagement RTS played by insectoids

The best strategy games already came out in the late 90s and early 00s.

Yeah I don't think that was sufficient if Blizz actually expects anyone to pick it up. Only people who already care about SC2 seem aware.