Persona 5: Rise of the Old Hags

>Persona 3
Younger girls you can date: Chihiro, technically Aigis
Girls your age you can date: Yukari, Fuuka, Yuko
Older girls you can date: Mitsuru

>Persona 4
Younger girls you can date: Rise, Ayane, Naoto
Girls your age you can date: Chie, Yukiko, Yumi, Ai
Older girls you can date: Technically Marie

>Persona 5
Younger girls you can date: Futaba
Girls your age you can date: Ann, Hifumi
Older girls you can date: Makoto, Haru, Tae, Sadayo, Chihaya, Ohya

That's SIX out of NINE total datable girls being older than you in the latest Persona game, compared to the total of TWO older girls in both previous persona game, out of which one doesn't even look or act like an older girl.

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?

>WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?
Gradual improvement.

milfs are A-1 but jean skirts are afucking travesty

My guess is that since the fanbase is getting older they want to throw in older women

They finally saw the light, that's what happened.

Pretty much this. If you first played P3 when you were 16 you're now 26. Even though you play as a 16 year old, there's still some disconnect between the protagonist and yourself, and you might feel weird dating teenage girls.

Why do we get women way into their 20s but not a single loli to date? Lavenza was cute, I want to date her.

3 and 4 had lolis that want to marry you

But I can't actually fuck them so what's that good for?

>That's SIX out of NINE total datable girls being older than you in the latest Persona game

Absolute best girl, no questions asked

>jean skirts are afucking travesty

Want to know how I know you're a faggot, user? Which is kinda weird, since the stereotypical faggot has a good fashion sense.

I guess you drew the shortest straw.

Christmas cakes are the best

Persona 3 also had a loli that wanted to skip right past the dating process and jump right into marriage.

Makoto and Haru don't act older either.

>Not a cake
>best girl
Does not compute.

Persona 2 had a christmas cake as the main character an it was my favorite persona.
Fuck you OP.

Is persona 2 good, after you've played 3, 4 and 5? Never played the previous ones

None of the cakes compete. She's perfect

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There was no dating in P1and P2 though so she doesn't belong on that list.

Just wait for her to graduate college. She'd look like Sae. Or even better.

It's different but I'd still say it's good.

>Makoto, Haru, Tae, Sadayo, Chihaya, Ohya
That's literally how you rank the older girls actually.

Hell yeah it is, I hope one day they remake P2 and somehow add S links to it, and allow you to befriend Hitler the same way you could befriend Adachi in P4G

You should start with P1 though, since it ties directly into P2, unlike 3, 4 and 5 which can be played independently from each other.

I want to marry Makoto

same

I want to lock Makoto in a dumpster.

You want her to meat your waifu?

I ruined it.

The dumpster is my waifu.

Kawaii

>the city of pedofags
Get some fucking taste.

>the city of manbabies
YOU get some taste.

Unironically best P4 girl.

>5head
better then Pikachu at least.

don't mind me just posting the best p4 girl

Makoto, Ann, Kawakami

Atlus wanting to appeal to the normalfags. They're always complaining that the games are for virgins and/ or pedos, so Atlus gave up and added a bunch if non virgin old hags.

Piggyhara is garbage.

Are wonderful gals

I already do have taste, I prefer women and not little kids that are still confused about sex.
Enjoy that jailtime, failure.

When you play as the MC you are the MC, You're a pedo if you make him date older girls.

It's all about context.
MC only fucks girls full of issues with the exception of Yuko who was a used goods slut.

Narukami is a city God and all the boonie teenagers that don't know any better want a taste of it.

Joker has a record and the only people who get along with him are either his Phantom friends or adults who can see past that.

>the plebian fears the patrician
every time

Story and characters are veru overated but still fun. Gameplay is hot garbage though

very*

are you sure you could date them all?

i didnt know you could date her

That would make the adults pedos, not the MC.

sorry wrong pic

Excellent post, she's definitely the best non-party member waifu.

Mate, not even him but jean skirts are disgusting. I'm gonna assume you haven't been outside in a while

Shit tier.
Let me show you what a real man's pairing looks like.

Disgusting

Was he beta or Chad?

>let me show you how much i love you by kicking you in the dick and pushing you off a cliff

True love

Its a reciprocate hate-love situation

Beta

>tfw the games have been teasing it

>shipping Persona party members with each other
This shit is more disgusting than footfags

>le all girls should be mine XDD

Pathetic. No wonder you won't ever have a girlfriend.

No it has not

Plus rise only goes out for money

Some girls make more since with other party member than MC, Ann/Ryuji. Rise/Kanji for example.

Where do you think we are?
Ehy do girls want to have a gay best friend so much?

Then explain why she fell in love with Yu then.

>P5
>Nine Girls to date
>Still cant date one dude despite the theme of your game being about oppressed social outcasts and has a stereotypical art fag.
>or date the detective guy who has a hateboner for you

You know who has the bigger dick

>le party characters are totally dating xD

Pathetic. No wonder your gf prefers Jamal.

Man I love Makoto.

I laughed when I walked out and rejected her.
>Daddy issues
No way fag

I do too, the most.

For the money

Since it wasnt real love

>not being her daddy
Missed opportunity

And I can't rape bitches in mario. It seems you need to look for a different game.

Bad writing? Even Rise herself admits that she doesn't like handsome guys and Yu is pretty damn handsome.

Me too

>Larry

>One of the best written confidants in the series
>Has that cute, frumpy, look with godly sex hair
>Voiced by Michelle Ruff

Is Kawakami best girl or what?

In the game maybe in the series not really.
>dub Kawakami
Are you a stupid faggot little cock sucker?

Is he? Imagine if someone would suddenly jump to him with scissors and cut off his hair in front, how would it look?
Even Soejima said that he's pretty bland looking

>Playing with subs for videogames

Jamal is living rent free in your head, you're fucking obsessed.

Sorry user, I want to play the game the way it was intended.

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Sub and dub Makoto are two different characters.

I, for one, praise our new mommy gf overlords

>Are you a stupid faggot little cock sucker?
Maybe

>You can date cakes!
>One has multiple slices cut out, one's boring and stale, another has a bottle of booze shoved in it and the last one is literally touched by the devil

What a waste.

And both are shit

Compared to the rest of the protags(minus piercy) he sure is.
Kanji would make more sense because he is one ugly mofo.

I agree but with the dub Makoto.

Pretending cakes aren't damaged goods is just dumb. Even Toriumi was an alcoholic and she's the least damaged of the cakes.

>WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?
They realised that older women are better

Rude

Cakes are the most overrated archetype and I'm glad we won't see old hags in future games.

Tbh they didn't go far enough. I wanted to stick Jokers dick into the mom of the video game kid.

Back to with you, faggot.

The face only a mother would love.