ITT: Autistic things you do while playing games
Whenever I get easily killed or destroyed by an enemy, I crash my fists together and pretend I'm sending energy beams out of my fists like Obelisk the Tormentor with infinite power, then I pretend I'm being hit by those energy beams and are just totally annihilated, with flames coming out of my eyes General Grievous style.
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jesus christ op lmao
Wow you're fucked up.
when i die in a vidya i kill myself
this gets more amazing every time you post it
>if you die in vidya, you die irl
When playing games where I’m in an aircraft or vehicle I tilt along with it on turns.
When I get killed in multiplayer games I stick fingers up my bum and FURIOUSLY scratch the inside of my rectum until I respawn. It helps me cope.
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I thought I was bad OP. I just swing around my arms wildly when I die, and then slobber a bit.
I pelvic thrust whenever I stab an enemy, only stabbing, never slashing, because I imagine I'm stabbing them with my penis.
Do you sniff/lick your fingers afterwards? That's the most important part.
You would think I'd learn to wipe off my fingers so as to not get chocolate stains on my keyboard by now but my once pristine keyboard is now effectively slimed in fecal matter. I'm literally a shitter
I want pics to masturbate to.
Always sniff. I only lick if it's particularly wet and gooey.
Off to a good start OP, I like it
I actually don't own a phone or a camera, but this is essentially what it looks like
Kungen, is that you?
Only sniff, I'm not a degenerate.
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How the fuck is that functional?
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i'll play with my dick during cut scenes out of boredom, and no i won't skip them.
sup Gregor
That’s some rad shit OP
whenever i lose i need to punch something because i'm a rage goblin. the closer i get to losing the heavier my breathing becomes
i had to get a punching bag to stop punching the wall
Did you break the wall?
It's honestly not that bad. The only bad thing is getting all the shit out from under my fingernails after a 15 hour gaming sesh.
Trim those fuckers, you nasty.
no i'm actually a pussy with shitty punches that hurt my hand more than anything
Every time I got killed I scream "NOOOOOOOOO" like Ganon from the Zelda CDI games.
I got better every year at it.
everytime I win a match of LoL, I use shadowplay to rewatch the last five minutes while masturbating
sometimes I finish, mostly not, but it's something I can't live without
>I got better every year at it.
I had a friend who used to do the same. He'd stand up, punch the wall behind the monitor and resume playing, eventually carving a hole. He lived with his mom who ended up taking his pc away, so there's that.
Whenever i'm injured/dying in games with proximity voice chat i pretend to die for real
I must be getting good at it as i've had people ask if i'm ok in return
So here are some things you might agree with;
If a game has customizations options, stat building, different playstyles, party compositions, etc. I won't do a full playthrough of the game the first time I play it, because I wanna explore my options, see what I like and be most efficient.
Depending on the game, I'll want one of every weapon/armor to collect even if I don't use it. I'll also collect a worthless item just to collect it, like eggs in New Vegas.
I really hate when a game has romance options and unsubtly keeps trying to force a character on you. Like fuck off, hoe. This is for games where you dictate your own character.
I also try to be thematic with what I'm doing, like builds in Dark Souls or how in Miitopia right now all my teammates are Danganronpa characters I tried to fit to all the classes available to the best of my abilities.
>if my character shows emotions, I'll abuse the fuck of it
>I'll shake my screen in response to what others are saying
Most autistic thing I've done was give up on video games because I didn't like the direction of the industry and the devs bored me.
>if my character shows emotion, I'll abuse the fuck outta it
Don't worry guys, *I'll* pick Rochelle
Christ, you made me remember a guy who'd always pick her just to spam her laugh, even when we all downloaded the vocalizer, he'd still solely use the laugh
Good times
Sometimes I say "m-masaka" really low when I'm killed, as if I was actually dying.
That's the best part of playing Rochelle, especially when you get to the concert mic and just spam the fuck out of it.
I bite my bottom lip when I have to concentrate in a video gayme.
And how much blood have you drawn this way?
None, because I only bite gently.
rochelle was probably valve's biggest unintentional source of micspam ever
do you bite your lip when you get fucked in the ass too
I lean in when I'm sniping/scoping in, usually.
nani the fuck
The worst part is all the lines that actually give her character are cut. Stupid Valve.
Put me in the screencap
Sometimes i "talk" with the vidya characters i'm playing. For an example, i'm currently playing FF13 and during a boss fight i'm like: "Come on Lightning get up!", "Fuck you Vanille you can't heal anything useless piece of shit!", "Yeah! Fuck them up Fang! You're awesome!"
lick it
Yes, of course I do.
Do you remember how many breads have you eaten in your life?
Whenever there's a big explosion in games I make the Star Fox 64 explosion sound.
When I had longer hair I would take a strand, lick it until it was wet and then wipe my eyes with it
Whenever my character falls in a game from a great height I get that feeling in my stomach that is like when you go over a hill as a passenger in a car. I'm thinking its called vertigo but I'm probably wrong.
This happens in both 1st and 3rd person.
No Dio, now let me eat my burger.
YOU HAVEN´T SEEN THE LAST OF MEEE!!!
I do this too, do you say it outloud though? It's all in my head.
>mii finally wants a new weapon and not armor
>hand them money
>they come back with an HP Banana instead
Kazuichi you shit
Everytime i need to peek around the corner in a game I stand up irl and look at the tv at the same angle im peeking,
I know the tv is 2D and it doesnt help at all. I just cant break this habit
Have you tried looking behind the TV for hidden enemies?
I maybe fucking retarded but thats too far even for me lol
>character dives underwater
>hold breath irl
Yeah isn't she a lot more sassy and jokey in her cut lines? Ingame she's the straight man to the gang but without the usual inherit funniness that comes with that role
go home phreak
If I unexpectedly get hit hard, or die, I let ought an "AUGH!" as if I actually got it. I don't know when this started or why, because otherwise I'm completely detached from the games when I play them.
Not something I do but something I think, if a multiplayer games round end and my character is still alive then I like to think that they survived and move on
is me
Yeah exactly, she has these fantastic lines for when you reach the gun store and she sees all those guns, shes super fucking excited! And all sorts of nicknames for the other three.
you're all cool except for the legitimate retards that break their own shit when they lose at a video game
Im not sure if this is autistic but everytime a rat get caught on the sticky trap.
I grab the trap and face the rat toward my TV or computer screen, whichever im on atm.
Then I force it to watch me play the videogame until it stop struggling and enjoy my gameplay.
I try to explain the game to it and tell it the game is bullshit if I dead in a cheap way.
Sometimes I even name them. Im glad I live alone so I can do this.
I lean with my car in racing games. Muting the game and listening to music makes me 100x better, going from average to godlike. If I get hit I'll say ow, it gets louder the more damaging the hit
Whenever I get a moon in Super Mario Odyssey I'll jump up into the air while exclaiming "bing bing WAHOO!"
...In public.
What the fuck this can't be real, do you live in a favela or chink slum?
english is not my main language but whenever I die I say something like `fuck`or `suuuure`
NYC
this is why I am still on Sup Forums
user, rats can't be your friend
I remembered that there was a film about that but it's with talking cockroaches instead of rats
Sometimes when i'm playing a competitive game I pretend that i'm a a commentator giving commentary to my viewers on what is happening.
I comment on my own gameplay like a live streamer
that's a sign of getting fully immersed. fuck you, I wish I could feel the same
Remember the name of it?
anytime I kill someone in a historical shooter I always start shaking a little and say something along the lines of "oh god what have I done"
I do this whenever I die about the remaining teammates
"and here comes dickwanst69 getting obliberated like the stupid fuckboi he is"
And how much do you spend on sticky traps and eye drops for this brainwashing operation?
He probably saw that movie with the dude who befriended rats and hopes to use them against his enemies.
But what happens after you've had your fun? Do your rattos die
nonsense
Ratatouille?
I hop up and down on my butt while playing games because I just can't contain my excitement. Then I narrate the entire game in Link's grunts before degenerating into really loud and violent spasms on the bed. When I beat a boss or a level, I sing the Sonic act clear theme. If anyone enters the room, I screech/yell at them loudly (it's a bit like a laugh but with a single HA). I breathe through my mouth the entire time.
When I die in multiplayer games I tend to slam my mouse against my desk like a gavel.
Its never broken from doing that
Fuck I've been meaning to watch that movie. I remember it being trippy as shit
ANSWER ME I NEED TO KNOW
After I play a game, I pretend the main character is my best friend irl and talks to me in my mind.
Ha ha no not that one, if I remember right there was a remake with Crispin Glober in it and the protagonist was a social recluse who lived with his mother, and a popular scene from the movie is him herding his rats into briefcases and releasing them into someone's house to get them.
What was it again? Willard?
See a professional, dog
I think its Willard. Ima' go watch that shit later today