Who the fuck buys this shit? You'd think if you were that far gone you'd only buy hentai shit

Who the fuck buys this shit? You'd think if you were that far gone you'd only buy hentai shit.

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where can i buy it?

>buying a sticker of a corpse

Believe it or not, the vast majority of men prefer to jerk off to images of real naked women instead of anime drawings. Shocking, but true!

Too soon user

But a single image of a half naked woman that you paid for to put on your video game console?

who is that?

amazonca

Naked is trash and vaginas are fucking ugly, lewd is better than full naked

>actually being gay

>those fucking controllers

LMAO

Reminds me of Elsa Jean

i'm gonna Fuck my ps4

there are way worse stickers for consoles on aliexpress, halo ones for ps4, bloodborn ones for the 360 and some ugly crash bandicoot ones for the switch

>using the same image on everything

If nothing else, try to have some variety.

dude weed lmao

too soon

she I can see some dumb stoners in highschool buying this shit, but I can't see any market for the 3D lady. If you are such a shameless pervert you put lewds on your systems I can't see you being anything but a weeb.

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there was a time back in 2009 when all my family believed I was gay, so I got a bunch of sexy posters for my room just to calm them down
I bet many people would buy them for that reason, I seriously dont know what kind of normal non perma virgin person would get them

Um. So... Are you?

of course not, Im just a 30yo virgin more interested on vidya, my waifu and my career as a mechanical engineer

They now know you are an overcompensating faggot

Oh.

i wish you luck friend

This is unsurprising if you know how porn tags work

You mad theres no bitches decals for your switch? Ill ask your mother to buy you a nice hentai poster for you after I bust a nut why don't you go collect those moons while I empty my ballsack.

So this is what autism looks like...

this is the only one of these shitty gold face pics i've ever laughed at

As a 14 yr old it is pretty BA.

the one where he is absorbing a nintendo fan through his asshole make me laugh too

Shit, are you future me?

you're thinking of the wrong blonde in a pink bra
Even tho this picture is old as fuck, too

I dont know, would you like to work at a construction company making enough money to sustain a wife and 2 kids and spending the money on videogames and omen computers every 6 months?

This honestly seems weirder than getting a pochaco figure.
And not because of the 3dpd meme

>no nipples on sticks

what's the point?

Someone post the loli PS4 skin

I'd rather retire early and live off my winnings. What are the winning lotto numbers, future me? A sports almanac would also be nice.

oh yeah I suppose this isn't Perfection Girl my mistake

Gemma Atkinson.

This pic is old as hell though. She recently started doing MMA training and got toned as fuck.

She's doing Strictly at the moment.

Console skins are all cancer.

>tits
Fucking disgusting, where's the ass version

I beg to differ

I once put a rubber band on the trigger so the remote would continue to vibrate as I stuck it up my ass while I jerked off.

>Not having a dank weed skin
I bet you can't even quickscope, faggot.

ooga booga

enlisted

>even when there is now irrfutable proof that Nintendo owners tend to be older, whiter and wealthier than SonyPonies this meme still lives
...I guess it is all they have now that X1X smoked the Pro in tech and Switch is winning the hearts and minds of the general public.

Human genitals, be it vaginas or penises, are fucking ugly dude. The "aesthetic" vagina or dick is a very very rare thing, we weren't meant to look at that shit while we have sex.

I have another advice that would help you more than lottery numbers, tell Randy NOT to get the motorcycle, he will get killed while traveling to mom's house and he will kill a child on the car he crashes, or just tell him to get a better insurance because the one he had wasnt able to cover all the damages he caused

>hyperdimension Neptunia skin
Chris-Chan called, wants his life upgrade back.

>aesthetic

>being this gay

>Too far.
Nigga, people here are so detatched from reality that they have videogame/cartoon wives in lieu of pursuing women.
If my kid had this shit on his PS4, I'd be relieved he wasn't jerking off to traps and chink cartoons.

it's the bitch from RA3

>Liking meaty vaginal folds and flaps or slimy pink-headed splooge rods

It’s Kate Upton, you meme addled nerds.

>implying Chris chan wouldn't paint his own console with his shitty OCs

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gotta let everyone know that I'm not gay.

I literally fell for my wife because she had basically a superb body and like no clit/lips. When you see something like that for the first time -- an aesthetic vagina -- it's like a godray hitting you.

So it's fags in the closet for this shit

Your wife, my f*cktoy

I remember getting my ps3 and Little Big Planet and discovering how good vibrations were so I built a thing that gave me points bubbles constantly so the controller vibrated. I'm a tranny now. I blame videogames.

wtf why is her pussy made out of rubber is it fake?

This. If my kid jerks off to women, I'll feel relieved, he'll be safe.

gonna need the sauce on that my dude

Not the best sign. I jerk it to real women and I'm still fucked up.

>having standards this low

wh-what are some good ps3 games to do this with?

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Pussy is alright. But dick is more fun and smells better.

Saying you don't like a certain kind of pussy is not gay. If you say you don't like a certain kind of beer(pisswater) doesn't mean you hate all beer, same with roasties

Too soon

Well, LBP lets u make stuff and if u do what I did then u should be golden. I actually did it on LBP 3 on PS4 a couple weeks ago desu.

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He meant as opposed to traps or cartoons like a lot of the wasteoids on Sup Forums.

>3D

D I S G U S T I N G

Unironicaly this.
If only futas were real or trannies didn't look like a defective mutation experiment...

Looks like the lips on my fleshlight

The day Sup Forums went too far

Its better to buy something like this that looks like a special edition of a PS4 than actually paying 600 bucks for that special edition

And here I thought all memes underwent a period of peer review and verification before publication, I can't believe something so inaccurate made it out.

If I had/have no chance of getting married and starting a family I would buy shit like that without hesitation.
I'm considering buying that Bikini super soaker game for the PS4 in-store cuz idgaf.

if you have a CFW PS3, you can download a app that rumbles your controller and you can adjust the rumble strength.

>decal on the touchpad

the vast majority of men never tried or even heard of anime porn so they can't "prefer" they just don't know it exists :')

Amma Getkinson

It's been a long time since I seen that image

Actual masturbators

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Potentially, VR

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Unironically would

I haven’t seen this in like six years. This was the first meme I remember trying to find out if it was real or not.

Innie's get me rock solid just looking at them. Puffy vulva's too.

Looks like shit. Why is it all worn out? A proper bright clean red and pure white would be much better.

too soon man fuck you

OP’s pic is Kate Upton, not perfection girl in case you’re not memeing.

to soon

R2Dtoo soon?

>Who the fuck buys this shit?

Chads

When I was 7 I had a 14 year old video game buddy next door and the first time I saw his room I was shocked to discover his walls are plastered with posters of naked women, which at my young age with all its innocence wasn't the overly cool decoration I expected from him.
Not sure if those are still sold but back in the 90s we lots of cheap nudie mags available in the tabloid section at supermarkets and newsagents and they came with posters and shitty fanfiction next to all the images. I kinda miss that but then again now every 9year old has a smartphone and can just watch porn online.