Is this true?

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No. Vader was a real nigga.

Knowing Disney they'll prob change that

Yes, Vader was a pussy ass whyte nerd

Vader chopped off body parts of his Inquisitors to teach them about loss. If that halfbreed even looked at Vader wrong, he'd kill her on the spot.

I don't think the guy who stone cold steve austin'd a bunch of children is going to be intimidated by some bitch ass spehshul forces storm trooper

Sounds like lame fluff written to promote a new character at the expense of an old one, written by someone who never heard of "show, don't tell".

>choke out an officer in front of everyone
>"oh no that chicks giving me the stink eye"

>numale soyboy
well what were you expecting?

>Vader was a lossman
I like him more already

Post more comic Vader

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That's not comic at all.

edgy

I think Vades has enough excuses to be a bit edgy

>YAAASSSS, SLAY QUEEN

the absolute state of nu-starwars

I cringe every time I see this fucking tweet.

Dark side powers are literally powered by being edgy and angry

Well of course, hes EEEEEVIL.
What should he be instead? A faggot gaycunt nigger like you?

idk his dialogue in the loss one doesnt seem like something vader would say, like it was written by an edgy 12 year old

ho

Where's the comic where he keeps getting fucked over by Palpatine's budget cuts.

bumping because making oc

even 12 year olds have good ideas.

>still no edit

be patient, almost done

No, dark.
Edgy is the teenager who claims that this is a mindblowing revelation, then proceeds to try to chop his arm off by scraping at his wrists with a divider because he is an idiot.

this guy's twitter is really pathetic
he has like 50 shares of battlefront 2 articles
looking for validation so fucking hard

Is that an actual quote?

It's shit but it's done

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it is edgy, cutting off a guy's arm doesnt actually teach him anything either than experiencing pain and suffering. it isn't gonna make him a better soldier. "he will never forget it." uhh no shit?

>"Play as a Stormtrooper! Experience the story from the Empire's point of view!
For 2 missions :^)

they also exist in a world with robot arms readily available
the empire is cartoonishly evil
Vader has some issues and experience with losing limbs

no

she has no character, just another safe, generic STRONK WOMYN so as to not offend anyone

God forbid they make the empire sympathetic in anyway.
After all, the Empire is white supremacist :^)

refer to

Remember that all of the key bad guys will have some sort of scar, be wearing blindingly white uniforms or be mostly machine.

thats pretty lame, when I heard you play as an imperial soldier it actually sounded cool

If someone writes something about Vader they either make him the biggest dick OG or an incompetent butt monkey but still only their OC can best him. It was like that in the old EU for years, a shitty writer is nothing new.

As someone who played the campaign, not at all.
Iden's actress could barely emote and after she defected she lost any bit of intimidation effect she had. And to be perfectly honest, all of that intimidation came from her armor and helmet.

I'm still very annoyed that they copped out with the defection, but there were actually some really great parts in that campaign so it was whatever.

It's a figure of speech and I'm honestly starting to believe 90% of Sup Forums is autistic.

You are aware that Vader and his precious Empire lasted barely twenty years

kek

>market it as playing as the empire
>throw it out the window an hour into the story

kek, nice

Oh yeah? Well my OC is even stronger.

>his empire

My main gripes with the campaign were:
- Forced love story
- You play as Luke, but have to spend half the mission stood in place attacking bugs
- Other than Hask and Shriv, all other characters were instantly forgettable
- That annoying cuntstain that follows you around on the Han Solo mission
- The lack of a proper ending
- Space/Flying missions are cool the first few times, then become monotonously boring
- Iden is neither majorly pissed or massively compassionate towards her father when she re-encounters him. He tells her to "Go live" and she just shrugs and fucking leaves after fighting her way through to the inside of a Star Destroyer that's still flying
- Iden's mo-co/voice actress was weak and can't act for shit
- You play as an Imperial for 2 missions, despite the entire draw of the campaign being that you'd be playing as an Imperial and going against the main 'good guys' of the series. I mean, there's a fucking shot in the trailer where Iden is aiming a blaster at Luke. Not even in the game. Sorry lads.

Some moments were alright, but it could've been so much more.

>they introduce black ops stormtroopers in r1
>pilots are suddenly the elite squadron

u wot

Didn't Goku literally kick the shit out of her?

I KNEW you'd only be part of the Empire in the beginning, now I won't even pirate this shit... thx

That's the joke

>downgrading a super iconic character worldwide with your retarded literal-who greasy mad cunt from acapulco
kill your fucking self mitch dryer

Well yeah....that was kind of Vader's charm. Anakin was always an edgy brat.

I don't know where they get that quote from, Vader is dead at the start of mission 2

The love story was beyond terrible. Those two characters had no chemistry and it was just weird.
The Luke section I actually enjoyed for Luke himself. I feel they pulled off a post-RotJ Luke extremely well and the interactions between him and Del were great.
I liked pretty much all of the classic characters. I didn't care for Shriv. Del was an interesting concept, but poorly executed.
Oh God the dude in the Han Solo mission was fucking AIDS incarnate.
There's some free campaign DLC coming up so I don't care too much about an ending as I assume it'll continue the story. Speaking of the ending I really liked the Kylo Ren going through Del's memory's and talking about how much of a pussy bitch that guy is. I wish the cowardly side of Del was explored more, it was the best part about his character and was only elaborated on at the end.
Space missions were always shit except for the visuals in the first one. Flying through Death Star wreckage looked really cool.
The sudden redemption of Iden's father was garbage and was as bad as Iden suddenly gaining a conscience because M-M-MUH HOMEWORLD after the Empire already destroyed fucking Alderaan.
Agreed there, she was pure boring trash.
Agreed again there, stupid as fuck defection.

Christ, you do realise he's quoting from an article about the game?

You seem to want to make a point but fail terribly at it.

you do realize XER is one of the nu-star wars writers, right?
and then it would still apply for having such shitty taste as to say you like that quote

I still don't get how they can come up with context for that quote, she never see Vader and if they are trying to imply she is more intimidating than him then pic fucking related

The operative word is "could"

Isn't that the writer? Is the writer jerking itself("""her"""self?) off over things it wrote?
?????

>implying Vader would even acknowledge her existence

>your friendo

My friendos jump off bridges with me so this faggot better jump too.

It's like saying my autistic niece could silence Attila the Hun with a glare. It makes no fucking sense

I agree, Luke himself was great (as were Leia, Han and Lando, to be fair) and the first half of the mission was fun. But fucking bugs? Lazy as hell.

no, not really.
she came off as being kind of bland actually.

Fuck no, Iden isn't intimidating in the slightest, and is a cowardly traitor who cries at the first sight of the Empire doing evil things, which apparently she somehow managed to go her whole life comfortably ignoring until the cliche story demanded otherwise out of the blue.

How are you seriously this inept at reading fucking twitter screencaps? Do you think that title below is just some unrelated thing?

Maybe your niece has a mean glare. That would be what I would take that impression to be trying to convey.

The Empire did nothing wrong.

>become a special forces officer that’s supposedly composed of die hard loyal empire
>folds apart and goes traitor at first sign

Anyone who hires Mitch’s “the hack” Dyer again is a fucking moron.

I really, really hope that pathetic cuck gets fired. The story is a mess on top of being utterly predictable, It's clearly got a lot of cut content and missions because it feels rushed as fuck and references some character developments that don't ever happen on screen (like pretending that you've been in a personal battle against Hask for the entire game despite never coming across him once between escaping Vardos and going to Bespin).

Bugs aren't bad, they were just terribly implemented.

Vader never apologized, not even to his superiors like Tarkin or Sheev.
He's literally always in control of the situation, what a sack of shit this is

Can't someone sue EA for false advertising on the campaign? They promised a story from the empire's perspective and all I'm seeing is people saying the protagonist defects to the rebels in the second fucking mission.

> germany that high

oy vey

>Can't someone sue EA
With their infinite legion of lawyers?
Good luck with that pal.

>Can't someone sue EA for false advertising on the campaign?
No, you fucking can't. It's called a plot twist.

>Reminder that sheev had an officer cloned a fuckload so that he could kill him when he fucked up and put his conciousness in a new body.
>Tfw he would put the officer in molten copper or gas him with acid

>Can you sue someone for a plot twist?
You are literally retarded.

Sup Forums gets cucked once again! Dab! Dab on them haters!

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What were your favourite 3 levels?

I like mine that I did yesterday better

>frog
>dabbing

Let it be known you will never be as pathetic as this fuckhead.

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So fucking stupid

i'm not even a star wars fan and this pisses me off to no end. god damn what a burning dumpster fire of a game, not even fully released and people are afraid it won't sell well because its P2W garbage, and SJW pandering on top of that. shittiest game of the year by far

I couldn't even get through a LP of the game. No way I'm even bothering to pirate it.

Disney and EA are both to blame. Disney because one they already know EA’s reputation but thought nah that’s fine. Then EA for trying to justify the disgusting business tactics they do. Also Disney for allowing Mitch Dyer to write a canon piece of Star Wars. That shit still makes my blood boil.

Vader got educated and started respecting women. Maybe you bigots can learn something from him.

Vader's fucking dead, why the fuck would he care
Only """""guy""""" caring about him anymore aside from Luke is some autist trying to follow in his footsteps

reminder Vader was a black guy now disney made him white plus his ''heir'' is a white jew

He was obviously always supposed to be white, or else the father/son twist would have been very confusing.

Luke, I am your father ...'s bull.

>tfw chilean imperial
>all those fucking commies siding with the rebels

bwhaha

Who is Iden?