This is fake right?

This is fake right?
It has to be.

thehardtimes.net/harddrive/quit-day-job-spend-two-years-coding-dream-game-fucking-sucks-please-help/

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urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=soy boy
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

The hardtimes is another satire publication. Like The Onion.....

>Pajet

I'm not going to click your link but it's probably not fake. For as much as these people like to call gamers 'entitled', they have a very skewed vision of the world. They believe they should suffer no risks and they should get all their money upfront.

there are bunch of devs on kickstarter that quit their jobs to pursue game development fulltime

why do Americans find it so hard to understand satire?

Are you an idiot?

its a satire site you dummies

Poe's law.

The only satire i know is the chicken tika satire

This It happens.

>That subreddit on the computer

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You have to go back.

>soy
excuse me, what?

It's an obvious satire, but a damn good one. Thanks op.

>beard
>glasses
>stance
>complaining
>public display of lost
>reddit
>pls help me
soyboy

It means "I am" in Spanish. I guess he's saying that that guy is Reddit in a bizarrely roundabout way.

no
soy as in soy boy
urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=soy boy

>but it's probably not fake
>The Hard Times
You're not very smart, are you?

The soyboy meme is really retarded. I was breastfed and I ended up a tranny.

>soyboy
what the fuck is that? is that the shitty bootleg insult of cuck?
this makes way more sense

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>a vibrator or other dildo. So-called because it's a meat substitute.,
I see. Thanks.

kek, love those guys

>The soyboy meme is really retarded. I was breastfed and I ended up a tranny.

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That's what you get when you watch too much trap porn.
First it's "I like girls"
Then it's "I like traps but only because they look like girls"
Then it's "I like dick, but only on traps"
Then it's "I like dick"
Then it's "I like dick. I bet if I was a trap I would get dick!"
Then you're a tranny.

ok these are pretty fucking good actually

The "soy" does not refer to milk. It's in nearly every single storebought foodstuff on the market. Seriously, go grab the nearest packaged food to you and read the ingredients.

You can tell from my shallow world view and ebin cynicism

Well what the fuck are you supposed to eat then?

Get your SKS
Go innawoods
Shoot a boar

Ma copine you seem to be obsessed with this whole America thing.

the people that usually consume soy products also avoid animal fats, meat, refined carbs...
you won't find someone drinking soy milk at the gym any time soon

i miss p4rgaming

okay i thought this was a sort of "heh gamers" site
but that's actualy a pretty good joke

Yeah. We brought it over from 8ch since cuck has kinda lost it's effect when destroying soyboys

Cook all your own food. Not being able to prepare meals at home is a brand new phenomenon that came about with this new cancerous generation of humanity.

I had a soy masala chai on my work break, and I'm having steak for dinner. I also had steak yesterday for dinner, except it was in "Philly cheese-" form. And I'm going to have steak for the next several days because it was on sale, but only if you buy the giant "Family packs."

Don't tell me you're all falling for this, Sup Forums.
Please.

tofu is fucking tasty my man, there's so much you can do with it
this thread is shit anyway, discuss good foods

>Have no knowledge of the site
>devs literally do this shit all the time

>wtf, are you dumb?!

Yes, you're very intelligent.

Please, suck more numale dev dick and pay your sheckles, faggot

I don't get whatever point you're trying to make.

everyone who quits their job to be fulltime gamedev without preparing having a good prototype / gamemechanics worked out is retarded imo. in 99% the cases it wont work out

>When Sup Forums was good
>"I wanna be a little girl!"
>Now
>"WATCH THE FUCK OUT FOR SOY!!"

faggot.

That's some ebin 8ch lingo there m8! Glad to see you're home again!

i would have already made at least 3 decent games to just pay the bills in just 1 year, let alone 2

Sometimes, people believe some kind of narrative so strongly, they'll accept anything that aligns with it as fact without a second thought.
Even jokes.

You talk like a fag straight from reddit. But nice rebuttals. You got called out for being a stupid twat, and I was right in my initial post. Kill yourself

Why is the soy meme back? The big scare was one guy's anecdotal experience and milk and whey protein marketers took advantage of it.

Keep fighting my friend. Soon we'll make this place our new stormfront board!

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>*raises paw* I'm from tumblr, I'm going to make Sup Forums safe again! Everyone is an alt right evil Nazi!

Yeah I figured so. You're a gayfag that should literally commit suicide

>not Please Buy It

Because the mainstream public who knows about it thinks it's a fucking stupid hysteria.

And we can't think like them.

fuck

You speak like you know from experience tough guy. But the gym is a few blocks down the boards

Gotta love newfags like you that think you're somehow superior posting on a imageboard open to all, grow up you useless manchild

There is a difference between wanting to be a 2D little girl and wanting to be a 3D little girl

I hate the dab meme but even I have to admit that form was on point

Numale soyboy leftist cuck

okay fixd

You seem to care a lot about dietary choices. Are you a woman? Sounds like it from your hysterical nonsense.

You're so fucking gay, I can smell the semen off your typed internet words

>soyboy
>neogaffers migrate here
>triggered by numale they make a new word
>meme it and hope it sticks
I'm just about done with Sup Forums and Sup Forums all together.

soyboy is the new hotness and if you aren't using it you may be one

Meat is fucking packed with estrogen, far worse than the occasional soy product. At least American meat

No user, that's the semen from the gift Jamal put in your mouth.

But it's a 8ch word though. You're clearly a newfag so good riddance.

I still like girls though.

Holy fuck could please either of you fucking kill themselves so other people don't have to read what you type in.

oh man this one is good

>8ch
So just as bad as gaffers, fucking GGers.

wow keep up with your memes friendo

saved to be quite honest

Calling someone user like it's their name is really gay, you must like a lot of dick!

I'm afraid I can't do that. At this point I'm locked into the internet argument

>Hating on based GG and our allies
You clearly don't belong here.

>quite literally a soyboy

Kek

Actually, the only dick i love is yours user.

t. jealous soyboy

>First, do you know how hard coding is? Well I fucking didn’t.
What a moron, thinking its made by itself. He should do some manual labor if he doesn't want to think.

Kill yourself

>I can smell the semen off your typed internet words
This is going into the pasta folder

soy is a phytoestrogen, meaning it mimics estrogen in the body. Furthermore, most soy plants are sprayed with the extremely potent edocrine disruptor roundup which is also a xenoestrogen. Finally, many many foods, including virtually all packaged breads, chocolate, and most grain based snack products use soy lecithin, which is composed of the waste products of the soy plant, typically the lower stems where the majority of the roundup is concentrated.

A recent video from buzzfeed showed the journalists testing their t-levels, and they are in the low 200s, meaning they are as bad as 90-year old men. If you are consuming soy, you are essentially feminized and possibly chemically castrated. You are a soyboy. Yes, you are probably a numale also, but this term gets to the heart of the reason why. You are taking HRT in your food.

It's cool, i also consume iron, the manliest element there is.

you are looking for Zinc my friend, Zinc is one of the top ways to counter environmental estrogen

Zinc is a gay ass bitch and doesn't belong in the temple of my body.

Poe's Law.

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Sup Forums was always the most stupid board

lmao

>The North Face jacket
What did he mean by this? I've been seeing this brand a lot, is it just the new fad?

it's just another dumb Sup Forums meme that once again exposes their scientific illiteracy

I want to save this, but I don't want it on my hard drive.

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>I quit one job for another
>people who are general POTENTIAL audience for product I create should support me like I'm their son
I will never understand why the hell game-developers behave like their lifes and personalities matter, just because they create interactive fiction instead of, I dunno, cheese for example.
You're not entitled to be liked just because you chosen one work over another. If your product is shit - it's shit and nobody obviously gonna buy it.
It's almost like they think that basic capitalism rules don't apply to game-industry or something.

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I honestly don't get the comic.
Why is he saying american education to the guy and why does he have hair all of a sudden?