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Could this be the best vidya game movie of all time?

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The director has never made a good film, so no. A lot of opportunity to make this a fun monster movie but the talent isn’t in production

I actually thought there was a big cut dick with giant balls underneath dangling above the Rock there.

they actually made a rampage movie? How the fuck is that going to work in hollywood? That shit's mad goofy.

Oh look another game movie where the protagonist of the games take a back seat to the movie's Mary Sue self insert.

why Rampage of all things, especially when Godzilla VS King Kong is already getting a remake?

>director is some Canuckistan faggot
>previous movie was San Andreas, also about buildings being destroyed and Dwayne Johnson as the lead
this is gonna blow

RAPLH LADS

WHERE WE AT

how much vore is going to be in this movie?

>rampage
Huh, they better fucking have comedy effects.

is Total Destruction allowed? I'm team Gilman

Does the rock turn into the ape?

Nah its only George, Ralph and Lizzie.

Not sure if there's a better trailer out there but I found this.

youtube.com/watch?v=e3pyZmCI1Nc

then Lizzie, because I'm a huge godzillafag.

>ywn get eaten by Lizzie

What reason is there to move forward?

>Dwayne Johnson
>kino
OP you need to kill yourself quick

The Rock? In a video game movie? This is going to be as fantastic as the last one.

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>liking Total Destruction
Fuck you.

>to the movie's Mary Sue self insert
Nobody is going to self insert as the fucking Rock, you doofus.

What a terrible trailer

it was okay and it had tons of cool monsters, let's be real here Rampage is not this amazing classic game series, they are fun little games but they are as simple as it comes. Plus, Total Destruction came with the original + world tour in their entirety.

>Albino
George was fucking brown

>it's just giant animals
Why can't it just be a literal scummy company experimenting on people?
why can it be like the original and the three monsters are all from different sources of mutation?

Known property > New Ideas

>let's be real here Rampage is not this amazing classic game series
Not trying to say it is. They're fairly mindless, simple games. But there was at least effort put into them. Total Destruction doesn't earn that distinction. The only reason to own it is for the original and World Tour that it comes with.

WE WUZ GIANT APES

Because that's way too experimental for hollyjew. It needs an action hero, some dumb slut for a love plot, animals take a back fucking seat and god fucking help you if you even remotely try to retain some kind of continuity from the games

Aster Battleship, are you the least bit surprised?

I haven't played it since it was new but I remember it being more of the same, what was the big deal? My only problem I remember having was that it didn't modernize/flesh out the formula at all.

Why not Rock gets hired as a security guard at Scumlabs and [insert hot chick] for the scientist in-between levels in World Tour?
The ending can be all feelsy with the 3 monsters turning back to humans after going on a rampage and Rock has to make the big decision to kill them or not.

It's like they took the plot of Rise of The Planet of the Apes, and mixed it with Kong, nu-Jumanji, and San Andreas.

That's probably as good as any competent idea behind a rampage movie, but trust me when i say, a group of suits get together and make sure the story beats hit the exact same marks that they think audiences love because the newest avengers did it and other shit. The producers behind these movies are so fucking tone deaf you could feed them gold that prints billions but they won't gamble on a possible 10/10 that could be a 2/10 they want the "sure shot" of an 8/10 which audiences will receive as a 4/10.

If it we're up to me they would all be people and you could just add some gay emotional shit where human George is still somehow conscious inside of giant ape George and at some point he's killing his boss and coworkers and starts to enjoy it or some shit and almost kills his girlfriend or something and finally the military shoots all 3 of the rampage monsters enough to make them revert to human form like in the games and there's an emotional scene where his faggot gf is like "NO DONT DO IT" and all that gay shit

wait is it THE RAMPAGE?

I think it comes down to the switch from 2D to 3D, for me. Back when developers actually had to develop fun and interesting sprite work full of personality for these games, they really worked. When you replace that with shitty 3D models placed on top of shittier looking 3D levels, it just loses a lot of the appeal.

Gameplay wise you could argue it's more of the same. The problem is it doesn't look as good, animate as good, or feel as good. And when we're talking about games as shallow as Rampage, that doesn't really leave a lot to like.

This looks deliriously stupid.

I can't wait! I love a good stupid silly movie. This could very easily be ruined if they don't play it straight and make too many jokes

let me guess,the strong human take them down because we can't have dwayne johnson losing to "not the rocks" right?

We have a winrar
It's going to be exactly as generic and boring as you expect, I promise you. It's not going to be fun and stupid in the way something like Speed Racer was. This is going to end up more like Pixels.

>George is taking a shit in the backyard of an elementary school
>Rock: OKAY GEORGE ENOUGH OF THIS MONKEY BUSINESS
>George is fishing around inside of a garbage truck
>Rock: he always was pretty curious!
>George doubles in size almost instantly
>Rock: well I'll be a monkeys uncle
>Rock confronts a ginormous George in New York City
>Rock: we're gonna need bigger bananas
>George flying through the air after jumping and punching a helicopter
>George: AHHHHHHHHHH
>Rock: Watch out for that tree!
>George in a construction zone
>Rookie extra #7869: no way I'm going up there
>Rock: what's the matter? You never play donkey Kong as a kid?

Yeah. This shit right here would make it intolerable

>Jungle boogie plays throughout the entire movie

>The Rock
Automatic kino

>The Rock gets into a car to lead George somewhere
>Brass Monkey starts playing

Tell ya what. If all 3 monsters meet in one area and "the boys are back in town" starts playing itl be my movie of the year regardless of how shit it certainly is

>rampage

Kids dont even know what Rampage is, who's even the target audience of this? the only Rampage i remember being popular at the arcades was the original, the ones of the 90's were empty while everybody was either at SF3 or SFA3 cabinets or the Jurassic World cabinet.

I'm willing to bet the there is not going to be any single identifiable spec of the video game influence on the marketing material.

This is "just a giant animal smashing buildings" movie, not a video game movie. wink wink

You should get a writing job in Hollywood. Thats some comedy gold right there

Jumanji 2 is more a video game movie than this shit

What most likely is happening is that they just had the rights to the franchise name and are trying to cash in on it before the licence expires.

>"just a giant animal smashing buildings"
Well, the games were basically inspired by giant monster movies, so as long as one building collapse and one person gets eaten it's as close to the videogame it can possibly get.

The last game came out in like 1998-99? how long do these licenses last?

>monster movie
>the focus is on boring human drama
Into the trash it goes.

...

Last game came out in 2006

>blocked by Warner Brothers
Thanks WB, didn't want to see your movie anyway

You didn't miss much. Rock is caring animal guy who cares about the monkey who keeps growing. They also found Ralph and Lizzie appears at the end.

> Could this be the best vidya game movie of all time?
Have Americans even made a good movie in current millennia?

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