Don Corneo - Final Fantasy VII

What was his endgame?

That is what his face looked like?
Huh.

To drown in pussy.

sweet sweet boipucky

to get that sweet cloud boipussy

Cloud's colon.

death by snusnu

giving young Sup Forumsirgins a crossdressing fetish

What is your favorite Cloud crossdressing material?

I for some reason remembered that he had a mustache. Confusing.

I don't want to know how they are going to spin this with the remake. I wish they had attempted a remake before all this bullshit hit the fan.

Hoi hoi all the big titted girls. Switched to loli later on tho.

Endgame?

He wanted to fuck Tifa, Elena, and Yuffie.

That's about it.

Truly a man of taste. Especially since he didn’t want to touch the slag Aerith.

And Cloud.

I can see the headlines now.
>Don Corneo's section in the Final Fantasy VII remake is a reminder that homophobia and rape culture is alive and well in video games.
or
>Final Fantasy VII remake reveals what we knew all along: Cloud is the original genderqueer RPG protagonist.

Everything but the fucking game.

Outrage gets more clicks. They'll go with the first one. There's probably already articles written and just waiting for the game to drop.

Same. This is just weird looking.

Not with the choices I made he didn't.

He does in concept art.
They just couldn't fit the tiny dali moustache on the low poly model.

point in case

Well, that explains it. I haven’t actually played the game in over 10 years, so I must have just seen the concept art and it has fused with the model in my memories.

Reminder that in game Aeris hasn't seen Zack for ~5 years, only dated him briefly when she was 15 and had largely forgotten about him.

All the Zack x Aeris OTP True Love nonsense is literally retcons and fanfiction.

He love a man

Fucking saved tnx man

he wanted to fuck barely legal girls and traps.

Make Money, Fuck Bitches.

Wutai had such a neat aesthetic

why are the girls censored

It represents what Corneo is focusing on, Cloud and Tifa's tits

...

When did this model show up?

Thunderhead

when you fight his lackeys when the fuck do you think

I don't remember fighting his lackeys

you did not get cloud picked every time you played this game did you

He wanted to fuck ninja pussy while holding onto a mountain for dear life.

I've only played the game like twice, and got picked both times.

This fucker had a literal rape dungeon with medieval torture devices and spattered blood everywhere. He had a trapdoor in his bedroom to easily dispose of women and feed them to his pet monster when he was done with him.

Corneo wasn't just some silly lecherous joke villain, he was a fucking serial killer.

well that's why

when he picks someone else you get thrown into a room with his lackeys

Or just Jabba the hutt

Oh, also any women he wasn't interested in got tossed to his men to get gangraped.

It's not gangrape if they're sluts.

He will choose Aerith, if Cloud's halfway good looking.

>using a guide on your first playthrough

Not the worst thing ever, but still disappointing.

Is this the steam version?

Tifa's boobs wern't

>Implying
Getting picked isn't particularly hard.

Getting the best items maybe, but then you've got to randomly pick his favorite out of 3 options in two different fields, don't you?

Yes. 1 in 9 players can very easily win his favor, so it shouldn't be terribly shocking.

>1 in 9 players can very easily win his favor
I wouldn't equate guessing to "very easily", and that's also not counting those who didn't find all the best items, or went to explore the mansion before getting a better one.
Bit whatever, sure, lets go with that...but in two separate playthroughs though? Would you remember what you picked the first time? And if you did, wouldn't you want to change it up the second time?

Don Corneo is killed by the Turks after you battle him. Then you rescue yuffie. They push him off a cliff

Correct and proper.

In the Compilation he survives and is bound to a wheelchair still doing gangster stuff, such as selling guns.

The whole Wutai plot was so confusing on my second playthrough.
The first time through, I only found out about Yuffie at the end of the game when I looked up other things to do before beating it, and by then none of that triggers anymore. I could take her to Wutai all I wanted, and just wonder if she wasn't more interested in her hometown because they left something out due to time or budget.
Then I get her from the start the second time, and I'm just going along the world map when I think some fight with soldiers randomly happens. Then she steals my materia and runs off and I'm just like "fuck".
And since I didn't remember there being anything else to Wutai, I think on that playthrough I just left without her for a while thinking that was it and I fucked up by getting her early this time, and was just super annoyed at the whole situation.

>Would you remember what you picked the first time?
No. Most players wouldn't remember this because it's the very beginning of the game. I've played this back and forth since release and couldn't tell you shit about any of my playthroughs.

exactly my point

get ready for a nuTifa with titties smaller than that nose in your image
see AV for preview

It looks like this guy did it.

I personally think Tifa was more attractive after her breast reduction for Advent Children.
Even I'll admit that non boobstoohuge Tifa just doesn't feel like the same character though.

All items have a specific value, there is no randomness. Pick the best items and Don picks Cloud, middle values gets Aeris picked and low values gets Tifa picked

The game had a lot more inexplicable drags than I remembered

dragons*

Not sure how I forgot the ons

And you wouldn't know those values unless you looked up a guide. So in a blind first playthrough, you would have to randomly pick the right choice. Get it?

And to be clear, I'm not talking about the obvious, "stinky" items vs. beautiful ones. I'm talking about the choices you have to make for the fabric of your dress.

Not the guy you are seemingly arguing with, but most of the items have a sensible value since they are the most expensive to obtain. I think the only one that doesn't have an obvious value are the briefs/underwear.

kek

see

He always picked Tifa in my playthroughs.

>I wouldn't equate guessing to "very easily", and that's also not counting those who didn't find all the best items
For years I didn't know there was perfume.

I just looked it up in a guide the second time

The choices are soft and shimmers, soft and shiny and clean. At worst the you have a choice between the first 2 and even then something that shimmers sounds more fancy to me.

Just want to put forth that I'm not the guy these points were being thrown at originally because I agree it's not perfectly set up to get the choices right on a first crack every time, but most of the choice seem relatively easy to guess at (outside of the briefs, which depend entirely on which room you choose).

>1 in 9
>very easily win his favor
>11% Chance
> EASILY