Not maining a paladin in every RPG you play

>not maining a paladin in every RPG you play
What is your excuse, heathen?

the light is for fags

Hybrid classes are always terrible

Paladin is the most boring class in every RPG, specially MMOs.

im not really religious

>half-orc paladin
>not half-orc fighter

how is it sucking the lights cock

I'd rather fight for myself than for other's sake
other people suck anus anyway

Because I play as the real harbinger of faith, OP.

Because anything other than wizard, warlock, or summoner isn't fun for me.

Too busy purging shitty subhumans to be a lawfag

Too busy one-shotting, robbing, exploiting, and doing what I want as a Rouge without having my freedom and strength taken away by a moral Deity.

>current year
>NOT being a chivalrous beacon of light that drives back the darkness and inspires hope in your fellow man
What is wrong with you

I never understood why people couldn't just suck up their pride and suck some Eldrich dick to become a warlock.
Literally the most gain for little effort, stop working for power like an idiot, lmao.

fellow men are a bunch of assholes

>not playing a undead necromancer in every game you play
What a faggot

I'm a pagan and sword and shield is boring. Give me a 2 hand axe or hammer instead

>I'm a pagan

>not playing a tank slut

Barbarian, retard. Pagan isn't a class.

this

Vader is the best and scariest anti paladin ever.

>paladin using a sword
disgusting

I'm a magic fag.
Paladins and clerics are the only respectable melee classes though.

Because no game lets you roleplay a paladin well enough? It's my favourite archetype too but god damn does it get neglected. You usually get a weak soldier mixed with a weak cleric in some decent but not top-tier armor. I am working on a game that specifically focuses on paladins because they are so badly represented.

...

Warrior is better

No video game have succeded in making the paladin class as fun as it is in tabletop games.

>paladin using anything but a sword
Disgusting

knights>paladins

>he doesn't want a Holy Avenger

Knights and paladins are basically the same thing. One just doesn't have holy powers.

>not playing a undead paladin

I think you do not understand.

*bark*

>half-orc paladin
Thanks 5E

hahaha 3.5 cuck detected

enjoy your feat diarrhea edition

I play AD&D.

playing the same thing in every game would be boring and oh by the way god isnt real...

Paladins are almost always mary sues.

tuturu

Half-orcs can be anything they want.

>0.01 fedoras have been placed into your account.

im a jealous and lone faggot so i must roll a class that can do everything even if badly

It doesn't fit aesthetically though.

God is definitely real.

Scientology doesn't have paladins.

So why aren't you a paladin of your pagan religion?

Paladins, capable of both offensive and healing skills, and sucking equally at both. Truly the patrician's choice.

The aesthetic can be anything you want. It's just a system for tabletop playing with a bunch of premade assets.

Neither does a Halfling Knight.
Guess what core race makes the best Knight?

>not sharing the power of beings greater than yourself
smdh lad

Paladins by definition don't fit. They are chosen to leave the trappings of ordinary lives and ordinary considerations behind. Only an weak-minded infidel would be concerned with "aesthetics" when there is justice to be dealt .

>Sharing
And what exactly are you giving in return for the Holy Lord's generosity?

dead heathens and degenerates

Ah. The lord you serve cannot survive without the blood of the free. It thrives on the stagnation of the world. A sterile order. A god of stone.

Paladins are knights. Literally. Warcraft meme'd them into being clerics but paladins get their supernatural powers because they're just that righteous/chivalrous, not because they pray a lot.

>advocating degeneracy, heresy and chaos

Start playing Druids

i need to be a female priest for my party

>Not being a bastard child spawned of an orc raid
>Not having been sent to a fortress-monastery where you and other monster spawn are taught to fight for the innocent
>Not having been raised by a kindhearted yet tough-as-nails nun who taught you how to be good with a combination of nurturing and the occasional birch-rod-beating.
>Not sending cowardly bandits over the hills when they see seven feet of tusks and rage clad in shimmering steel.
>Not teaching demons fear with a mighty roar
>Not tearing the heads off of undead abominations, barehanded.

Oh don't misunderstand me paladin. A world in order is no more a hell than a world of chaos. There are many places to stand on the disk, but it all comes tumbling down eventually.
No one is right. No one is wrong. How you play with your flesh is of no concern in the end.

My favorite narrative

>What is your excuse, heathen?

Priests get a larger spell pool of Miracles to pick from, you look super kino wearing raggedy robes and presenting your symbol of God to cast his divine Miracles.
Also if you need a weapon to smite God's foes you clearly need more FAITH.

>I unironically believe in god to be contrarian on the internet

I have not been brain washed by DeVos

>Loudly exclaiming your disbelief in God at every opportunity to seem superior
>Loudly exclaiming your belief in God at every opportunity to seem superior.
These are both bad user.

nigga that is a grail knight not a paladin