2017

>2017
>32GB Hard drive
>$300

>hard drive

Expandable memory for whatever you want with a simple SD card slot.

Why do you think they use SD cards

That's why I'm waiting for a revision

So you’re looking at at least another $50 for a decent size SD card. This is the budget console how?

>hard drive

Nah, I'd prefer not having to lug another thing tethered to a USB cable around.

>hard drive

I would totally buy a Switch Mini

>mini
I would like an XL.

>hard drive

retard alert

You'd have to pay $200 for a similarly sized memory card on some other handheld.

6.2 inch screen isnt big enough for you? are you legally blind?

>storage memory is used only for patches and dlc in most cases
Rockstar going full retard with LA Noire is the exception, not the rule

>Budget console

When did anyone ever call it the budget console? It's the fancy, expensive handheld.

How to spot a retard

>He posts on Sup Forums like his opinions mean anything

Would Nintendo risk another marketing disaster with something like this?

But I just got a 128gb microSD for $30.

an*

Not the guy you're arguing with, but that was a flash sale. They're back up to $45-ish and not coming back down again until around Black Friday.

I got a 128 gig for around $30, and with Black Friday around the corner i'm sure you can find a good one for even cheaper

Bigger joycons, bigger battery.

Why would you need a bigger battery? Making it bigger would make it lose all portability.

If we're talking about revisions, I'd be up for a "Pro" dock that actually beefs the graphical/frame-rate power of the base unit up as opposed to just upscaling to 1080. If nothing else, it'd be great for smoothing out those frame rate issues at Korok Forest and Perona Plaza.

...or at least I thought I would, but if they're asking for $90 for the current official dock, then the cost of a revised upgrade dock would be too much for me to want to stomach.

I dont know OP. If I got BTFO as hard as you did in that last Switch thread I probably wouldn't have starded another thread specifically to discuss the issue that led to you getting BTFO. But that's just me. You also have to be 18 to post here.

>I'd be up for a "Pro" dock that actually beefs the graphical/frame-rate power of the base unit up as opposed to just upscaling to 1080.
Everybody keeps saying this, but how the fuck are they going to do this?

Assuming they even had the bandwidth, the only reasonable thing I can think of doing is running another tegra of the same specs in SLI, which would require duplicating the memory and the GPU, or just giving it it's own GPU, which again would require it's own memory, and might not even be feasible unless it remains architecturally consistent with how the Switch handles graphics.

No?

ITT

>Switch is 400 Canadian Fun Bucks
>Games are 80$
Then they wonder why i only have a 3DS and a gaming PC.

Europe man here. Why is it called black friday anyways? Does it actually have anything to do with black people?

>He wants to carry the Switch around like a fucking Laptop.

Its when the black folk gets the wildest at places like Walmart

>strawman
I want longer lasting battery and a larger screen. I am sorry this triggers you.

>Black Friday is the name given to the shopping day after Thanksgiving. It was originally called Black Friday because so many people went out to shop that it caused traffic accidents and sometimes even violence.

I agree.
BoTW is still GOTY

Being in the black means you made money
while being in the red means you lost money

Hence it's called black friday because stores sell a lot of shit

everyone acts like blacks on black friday

So it would last longer on a single charge?

If this were real I would buy one in a heartbeat but I honestly think Nintendo will just release a New Switch that has a sleeker design, better Joycons and dock, better battery power, and the Tegra X2 and that's it. I hope I'm wrong and you're right.

It doesn't matter what you think. Pokemon is going to save the Switch and dominate the competition.

Dock doesn't magically do things like that user.

Before doom and LA Noir I had all first party titles loaded digitally with no need for an SD card. Compression on switch has been top notch

With how much they're selling the switch i doubt they're wondering about your low income budget.

>Hard drive

>is going to save

It doesn't need saving right now. It's doing pretty good.

o i am laffin

>Ps4 sells like hotcakes despite ripping the customer off
>fans assure me that this will ensure a flow of good games
>met with cinematic experiences like Uncharted and TLOU remastered

>Switch sells like hotcakes despite ripping the customer off
>fans assure me that this will ensure a flow of good games
>met with cinematic experiences like Fire Emblem Warriors, Xenoblade and Zelda

The marketers strike again.

>the minifag is back

>going to save the Switch
>he thinks 3DS users will shell their hard earned shekels to buy a shitty Switch
(lol

>Zelda cinematic
>Ignores mario, arms, splatoon, etc
and inb4 you call them all shit because you have no interest in this hobby but to shitpost.

Not him but I think that's me. I don't actually like playing games at all. But I like reading about the news surrounding them and taking part in the discussion.

>responding to ACfag

Since when does he shit on PS4?

Does it need saving from selling phenomenally?

>hard drive

>Zelda cinematic
Several hours of cutscenes combined with an abhorrent 20 FPS performance. How is that not cinematic? "muh gameplay time" Yes, and? Uncharted boasts 50+ hours of gameplay. That doesn't mean it's not a movie.

>Ignores mario, arms, splatoon, etc
Because if I listed those, I'd have to list Sony's IPs like Killzone, Knack, Ratchet and Clank, and other games. Also, your arguments for those games are really spotty. You praise Mario because it has a high metacritic, but you say Splatoon is awesome because "the dumb game journos don't get how deep it is". You can't have it both ways.

nhuhy

He does shit on Uncharted and TLOU

Plus he's the only person on the internet to call Zelda a 'cinematic experience'

That's little over a week from now. How will you ever manage?

Ah okay, I'll make sure not to reply to his response then. I like how he brings up metacritic himself, claiming that I mentioned it in my post.

If I may interject, you were leading up to using metacritic in your argument with this blatant shitpost:

>and inb4 you call them all shit because you have no interest in this hobby but to shitpost.
Who are you to claim that these games are free from criticism?

Do you really think that you are supposed to say "an 128 gigabyte"? In case you're too retarded to understand English, "a" vs "an" are dependent on pronunciation.

>Uncharted boasts 50+ hours of gameplay
What are you talking about? Replaying a game 4 times doesn't mean you have 50+ hours, by that logic all games have infinite gameplay since you can replay it. What matters is the proportions you bungo. 5% of zelda is cutscenes, that aint cinematic. Uncharted, excluding the extremely scripted gameplay sequences, consists of like 30% cutscenes.

Why are you replying to that retardation?

because I am naive and want to help him realize he is incorrect

but you're right, I shouldn't

Proportions, eh? Okay, allow me to use another example, one that doesn't rely on replayability. Even more gameplay time, with the cutscenes taking up maybe 5% of the whole game. I guess FFXV is better than Zelda.

No, you shouldn't. The retard goes off on a tangent about metacritic and game journalists not understanding splatoon, when neither of these things are mentioned or argued.

>Biggest game is 5gb off a 32gb hard drive
>Xbone and PS4 have 500gb hard drives with games that take up 50-60gb minimum

>get Splatoon 2 when it launched
>the connection is unstable
>assume it's just bad servers
>try playing today for the first time in months
>the connection is unstable
>can't even play 10 seconds before disconnecting

So what's the deal? Is my Switch faulty in terms of its wifi capabilities? I'm not terribly far from my modem and all my other systems and devices work fine. Wat do?

Okay, so why did they bring up Splatoon? Not everyone enjoys those kinds of games, and to imply that you can't criticize them is just the height of arrogance.

Try troubleshooting. Hook up to a different router first. That doesn't require you to spend money. Next connect via usb > ethernet.

why did no one reply to me?

test

3ds users are gonna have to accept that because ultra sun and moon are the last pokemon games on that platform.

you are falling for his bait he does not even own a console or PC they come from Sup Forums

Doom and LA Noire are around 25gb

>hard drive
HAHAHAHAHA