TFW I drove to my local Wal-Mart at 11:00 PM to get a Switch at midnight

>TFW I drove to my local Wal-Mart at 11:00 PM to get a Switch at midnight.
>Had to go to work the next day
>Show up
>Like 15 people in line
>Mostly emo girls/guys and weebs
>Ask employee how many Switches they have
>He tells me
>Start counting people in line with my eyes
>Obnoxious trashy slut emo bitch girl can tell I'm counting people
>Looks at me and says
>"You don't have to count us....we're all going to get one."
>Probably thought I was autistic
>Said it in a rude as fuck tone
>End up getting my Switch
>Only played BoW on it
>All the others games are shit and don't interest me
>Spent $300 and rushed out on the day it was released to get one before they sold out
>Went to work tired as fuck for nothing
>Now my Switch is covered in dust
>Haven't touched it in months

Worst $300 I've ever spent.

Did you at least get Splatoon or Mario?

They also got Doom, Mariokart, Skyrim, and LA Noire if you're a re-release fag. They've even got fucking Hulu on it now.

Other than that, you knew what was coming on the Switch. Don't expect miracles from Nintendo. Rent games on Gamefly or some shit and see if there's something you want permanently.

Post pic and time stamp. Spoilers You can't because you don't have it

>tfw didn't do any of that and just played BotW on CEMU with better graphics and framerate a few months later
>for free

(you)

Why do you give a fuck?

Call me crazy, but maybe you shouldn't buy a console if it doesn't have multiple games that interest you yet

>Buying the Switch for one game
>Yet doesn't buy any of the other great games that have come out
A leaf, falseflagging on my board?

I don't, I just came here to laugh at you

>Drove to a few local gamestops
>Checked how many preorders they'd have in
>Picked a smaller location getting 16 in
>Waited at midnight

>Sat in my car listening to podcasts over bluetooth, going to the bathroom in the local Steak n Shake, and staring at the parking lot

>No one shows up until 8 AM to get in line for pre-orders.

>Sat from midnight to 8 am for no reason at all

>Fat kid who got out of his car gets in line in front of me

>I just stand behind him

>Get preorder
>Play switch almost daily since launch

>get called out
>b-buh why did you reply to my thread in the first place
Really dude?

Can you not read? I specifically said none of the other games interest me. Sonic Forces is trash, DOOM doesn't interest me, already played Skyrim several times on other systems, don't really care for Mario Kart, LA Noire didn't interest me when it originally came out, also don't watch TV or anything so fuck Hulu.

>Waiting 8 hours to be the first one in line
>Sitting in your car for 8 hours straight

Jesus Christ

>knew nothing was coming out for it that I wanted
>didn't buy it

Can't blame anyone but yourself, user. I'll join the team when Metroidpr SMTV drops, otherwise I'm not a switch owner.

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I had a hot asian girl first in line. I don't know where you live.

>literally only want one for Mario Odyssey
>can get one for $240
>got $1400 free
>won't buy one because "HURF DURF GOTTUH VINIJ GRIDSMUSH JOPPIG!"
God dammit. I just with I knew what to get anyone.

Go blogpost elsewhere.

>>Fat kid who got out of his car gets in line in front of me
>>I just stand behind him
so beta that even a fatso beats him

>>Waiting 8 hours to be the first one in line
>>Sitting in your car for 8 hours straight

:/

The last Nintendo console I waited for was the Wii and I was scared I'd actually be late.

Here is your picture, faggots.

>docks dusty, so is the joycon mount

>the actual switch isnt dusty

hmmmmmm

>The last Nintendo console I waited for was the Wii and I was scared I'd actually be late.
Kek. I arrived at Best Buy like a half hour before opening and I got one. First console I ever owned at launch. Had a great time with it, too.

>Doesn't know how dusts work

Kek

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You didn't have to click on this thread, or reply to it. That's your own fault.

A rural town with white trash/redneck people, also lots of emo/goths who look like high school dropouts and drug addicts with tattoos all over their bodies and working at Wal-Mart or some shit.

Boot it up and show us the games user

Enlighten me

Brunswick?

>Mario Odyssey
>Splatoon 2
>Rocket League on the go
inb4 you call these games shit too just for the le ebic (You)'s

Looks like you've been using it in handheld mode and put it in a dusty dock cause you're a liar.

Then what the fuck were you expecting?

Move to a city then.

man fuck you, I tried to get one the day after it came out, couldn't get one, kept trying for a week, finally grabbed one, and then it broke. Returned it but no others in stock so I had to wait again. My dad grabbed one in a rural as fuck town's walmart on his way back from a business trip, he was a true bro.

What is that suppose to prove? It has BoW and Disgaea on it, that's it. Also I got bored of Disgaea after a few hours and haven't touched it in about a month.

>doom, skyrim, and LA Noire

Wow. Welcome to "current" gen.
Games that have been out for years are now accessible to Nintendo lovers.
Maybe you guys might even get a mod in skyrim working. How exciting!!!

Your dad's your brother? Gross.
But seriously, Nintendo gave like a 2 year warranty on those things. Instead of returning it to the store, you should have sent it in for repairs like I did

Why the fuck did you buy a console if almost no games interest you?
Sounds like you're just a straight up retard

>What is that suppose to prove?
That you aren't a falseflagging leaf and actually went out and bought a switch like a retard when you don't like any of the games.

He's an actual retard

Because the hype was real, also BoW did seriously interest me, also I thought that by now it would have had some games that actually interest me, sadly I was wrong. Didn't care for Pokken, already played Xenoverse on the PS4. I'm not buying these re-released games I've already played, just to play them on the Switch. I've already played Skyrim and Xenoverse, not about to pay $60 for something I've already played.

>But muh portability

He's an irresponsible and compulsive buyer but he can't be honest with himself enough to admit he fucked up, so he comes here and shitposts about it

>you will never be this retarded
Feels good man

Then fucking try out Mario Splatoon or ARMS for fucks sake, you don't know if you like or don't like it if you don't try

You do realize we had no idea what games would be on the Switch at the time of launch, all we knew is that it had BoW and that was it. There was no way I would know what games were coming to Switch, and if or if not they would interest me. I took a gamble on it and lost, just was hoping the games by now would have been better stuff.

I know you're going to say it's stupid of me to base my opinion off gameplay videos and reviews, but that's basically what I do. ARMS looks boring and not something I'd like, also didn't play the first Splatoon. Splatoon never interested me either, but I am considering getting Mario.

Wow, what a great rebuttal. I can't beat that, clearly a lot of thought and logic went into that response.

>gets called an impulsive buyer
>you do realize I'm a compulsive buyer

You literally just described what a compulsive buyer is. A person that makes blind purchases without cognitive thought or effort to plan the outcome following said purchase

WOW
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AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
JUST

What rebuttal user, this isn't an argument I'm just laughing at you

>Store for poor dipshits
>Everyone there was ugly or retarded but me
>Spent $300 for a system with one game as if the console had just launched or something, like what the heck nintendo?
>That doesn't make me an idiot for buying something that only had one game I was interested in
>Man I don't like weebs, that is why I buy a Japanese portable console and then complain about it on weeb.org
Too obvious, but you at least didn't copypasta as far as I know.

I have a friend who is unironically that retarded.

Doom is technically current gen, albeit the game came out a year ago, but the switch came only came out this year. So they had to work on port like wolfenstein 2, but the latter is shit so I doubt it'll sell

>things that never happened

She's right, you are autistic.

Sounds like you have a problem enjoying yourself user

You should probably get that sorted out first before you try bing bing wahoo-ing

Why would you buy a console for one game if you are not like a mega fan? I did for zelda because i knew i would be satisfied enough but i ended up buying alot of other games because they all seemed fun and now im backlogged as fuck on my switch without counting all the other pc games that came out these months.
Im glad we got almost nothing for early 2018.

>>Haven't touched it in months
hack it in preparation of better hacks
then sell it when you can pirate games on it

I miss my Switch.

Out of curiosity tell me what games you're backlogged on, because nothing on the Switch looks fun or interesting to me. Half of them are cheap indie trash games that look like garbage, and some of the AAA games are like 6-10 hours worth of entertainment. I know DOOM is only like 6-10 hours and it's really repetitive after the first couple of hours.

>played skyrim several times but won't give L.A. Noire a chance

100% faggot.

Im currently playing Mario and Splatoon.

Other than these two games, the Switch has practically nothing. BoTW? Beat it on Wii U already. Sonic Mania? Beat it on PC. ARMS? Looks like gimmicky shit.

The indie games are cool and all but they need to realise that 90% of people owns a superior machine for this. They need exclusives and fast.

No games r r right!

Still havent done master mode zelda and i kinda rushed mario for the ending so there are a bunh of moons i didnt get and theres no way i will use my gtx 1080ti to play stardew valley so my switch has that.
I played and moded skyrim on my pc but i want it portable too, family wants to play mario kart online every night so my play time is even more limited and xenoblade is coming out in a few days so i know that will hog all my time.
Not to mention that i also try to jugle all the recent releases on pc in between and i also have to complete KH collection on the ps4 before KH 3 comes out.

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L.A Noire looked like boring shit to me, literally play as a detective/cop while questioning people with different responses like good cop and bad cop.

I'm not into games like that, looked boring. I want fantasy, RPG, action, magic, etc. If you want to run around in a trenchcoat/fedora playing detective then go for it.

Only like 3-4 of those are worth playing/buying, the rest is indie trash or games that flopped, like Sonic Forces, and yet you still bought it.

>There was no way I would know what games were coming to Switch
You had access to the Internet, right?

Yes, because your opinion isnt absolute retard, and He just happens to enjoy these games, so fuck off, he's better off than you since he got a product that he's actually getting mileage from

>ARMS? Looks like gimmicky shit.
It's pretty decent. I bought it yesterday.

You should check out Mario + Rabbids. That's a great game.

sitting at night in a car in a city is comfy as fuck, the lighting aesthetics and having music/podcast playing? I'd do it sometime if I didnt have such a fucking busy schedule

play Mario, faggot.

My docks kinda dusty to mow that I look it.

Switch itself is next to me since I play handheld mostly.

Thats a lie, we had a fucking roadmap of the launch window line sonce fickong January.

Stop making excuses for your piss poor finacial management.

It’s not his fault the Switch is shit

Oh boy what did we know? That Zelda: Breath of The Wild was coming out and that was it? Alongside some shitty indie games that nobody cared about? Zelda was the main sell point, and I knew that so that's why I bought it.

>You do realize we had no idea what games would be on the Switch at the time of launch

You deserve your buyer's remorse for being stupid.

>a WiiU / PC game port was the main reason to get a Switch
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Yes, we knew what games were going to be out at launch we even had a list of games that were to be expected this year prior to the launc, if you knew the launch was Zelda and basicly a few indies, and Zelda pr any of the pther games on their 2017 list, didnt interest you, why in the flying fuck would you drop cash on it?

I iave zero fucking interest in any of the games on Xbox, so I don't have one.

I don't care about Nintenbro IPs like OP here.

However, BotW is pretty good, and we are getting Xenobolade in 2 weeks, with Octopath, new SMT and FE coming soon.

Five good games is more than the Wii or Wii U had in total in a much shorter time so that is what made me buy a switch this past week.

OP is just autistic and bought it before he actually looked into it. Even a Nintendo home console hater like me waited a year and has happily bought one.

should of returned it like I did. I am only stuck with the zelda cart now

I got one for Mario Odyssey, and I fear I won't be able to get a new game anytime soon. :(

Seriously, the Octopath demo was fucking Amazing, I cant wait for that game.

And I have Xenoblase 2 on preorder fpr that sweet Prime discount.

>My store had only 3 Switches available to those who didn't pre-order, so I waited ten hours outside of GameStop with two decently nice dudes
>Once the actual pre-order fags showed up, the autism started rolling. Some dude wouldn't stop talking about Jojo to people who clearly weren't interested. Skinnyfat guys with copy/paste obnoxious "quirky" fat girlfriends.
>It was a pretty good investment all things considered since I'm not a poorfag who regrets any purchase that isn't food/gas/bills.

You didn't watch the presentation in January?
Yeah, I remember when I was poor. Luckily, I've saved up more than enough to buy that game coming on December 1st. :D

You didn't have to make this blog poost, or reply to it. That's your own fault.

>You do realize we had no idea what games would be on the Switch at the time of launch
Sounds like a good reason to then not buy one at launch you compulsive retard.

>No results for "Fire Emblem Warriors" in this thread
I'm disappointed in (You) guys

>Sup Forums gets so easily shitter shattered when someone dare speak ill of Nintendo

Thats what Ive been saying, this wholebthread speaks rather poorly of Ops impulse control than it does the switch.

Same here. I am honestly satisfied with my purchase already. Who knows what else will come in the Switch lifespan.

I have always liked Nintendo handhelds, but I have not owed a nintendo console since the Gamecube. SInce the switch is a middleground between the two, I get both with one purchase, which is nice.

Stop pretending like that's not the case for every company, fuck right off

Nice blog.

>story doesn't end with fucking the qt emo slut

fail

>gay as fuck japshit picture
Embarrassing beyond the sight of god.

>OP buys the shitty switch
>nitendo dick suckers apologize for the lack of games saying it is the OP's fault 100%
bravo, nintedo fanboys, you did it again.
Everytime somebody shittalks Mario odyssey and posts their switch and the game you all just run away and stop replying, because you get fucking told too.
really makes me think.

>Unironicaly taking part of console waring shitpost
Underaged detected

>people actually standing in line at night for a console/game

i can understand concert tickets or whatever since that might be the only way to get decent ones, but this shit just is just fucking weird to me. cant you just fucking wait a few days or something?

Actually 31 here faggot
Just noting out your fucking hypocresy and how you all just want praises for your nintendo overlords
All 4 sides of the stupid "war" are fucking pieces of shit, and they just run to shit on each other at each possible chance, when every single side is full of fucking failure and dissapointment
Gaming is dead and you just shitpost about t as a testament of how fucking shit it is instead of actually playing games

Pc/Nintendo guy here, this guys right, console wars died with Sega.

>Actually 31
and I'm 1000339854 years old
Fuck off, just because you think the gaming industry is dead, dosent makes it factually dead. Why do I have to keep reminding idiots like you that your and our opinions don't reflect reality and only our own biased perspective of reality

When you faggots praise your side of the console war as the saviors of the industry when all of them do cancerous, destructive anti consumer practices and you still consume and condone their bullshit, I don't have to prove my point any further.

What makes you think I'm siding with any of these console war fags? I like GAMES, not corporate COCKS, I don't care who fucking makes it, I just wanna play, Nintendo and PC just happen to be the two platforms where I can get those