What went wrong?

what went wrong?

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1.8

despite being called minecraft more and more updates had nothing to do with mining or crafting

they never did get around to putting a game in

Incompetant dev team who wants to try a million small ideas that start shitty but never want to delve hard into a mechanic to work the kinks out.

Mix of too lazy and too scared of offending their fanbase with changes to things they are familiar with, which locks them into a system of only being able to add small things and never revisit them.

Hunger.

Absolutely nothing. Only shitty thing they've implemented is the new combat system.

FLAOT

dig dig oof

How much dedditated wam do I need?

>New combat system
There's a new combat system? Who the fuck cares about combat in this game.

no updates with content everyone asks for

Mojang.

Adventure Update
Fuck I played this shit since infdev
fuck me

i just tried it after not having played the game since alpha pretty much. combat seems the same to me, which is to say it's godawful and barebones. what am i missing?

Well for one if you swing your weapon too fast it does close to no damage.

fuck, really? i thought they just buffed the fuck out of enemy health or something. that's pretty lame. they could have at least added a stamina bar to give you some kind of fucking indication.

Your weapon will slowly raise after you swing it and once it stops moving you'll do your listed weapon damage again. This is just one thing they changed.

microsoft

FPBP

they stopped expanding the world.
adding a new mob to the game is considered a major update now.

its fun to spam click people despite it being super unfair

>what went wrong?
""""""RPG"""""""" mode and combat garbage instead of trying to embracing the concept of being e-lego and trying to put in real mindstorm levels of fun.

Thaumcraft for 1.10 will never be finished

that sounds awful either way

Not enough porn.

I dropped it after 1.7.10

nothing?

Stagnation. Lots of minor features added but no real overhauls of the game.

I’d start playing it again if they differentiated biomes better, made more furniture options, and made an expensive way to create villagers from scratch.

>ancient warfare 2 is dead
its not fair lads

>it actually exists

reddit

literally nothing, you just grew up

moot or whatever his name is, notch stopped caring about the game, didnt want anything to do with it cause he was a cuck who was afraid of success. Game had alot of potential and alot could of been done with it but notch decided to put it on life support, cuck prob still makes 20 mill a year of the piece of shit as he fucks off with his retard card game or whatever he's doing.


fucking swedes man they're the worst

They never natively integrated the simplified interface when using a controller with the PC version

Hunger and RPG elements in general. Less and less focus on actual engineering. We'd never get something like redstone if it started being developed today.

chad here. i never got to enjoy minecraft. how is it fun

When did he add lava?
Dropped it soon after.

Combat

Even modders don't seem to be able to fix it

Nothing. It is literally the most perfect game ever made. It’s mainly aimed at younger kids, but it is truly ingenious.

dedotated wam to a server

youtube.

Is microsoft ever going to make their money back on the minecraft investment? their only hope is merchandising.

There's not much to do underground, No crystals, Ore variety is the bare minimum, You cant even accidentally unleash a balrog or ancient horror by digging too deep.

probably not, they're beyond retarded to buy the rights of a game that's on a steep popularity decline for over a billion dollars.

How hyped is Sup Forums for the Adventure Time crossover?

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Microsoft bought the IP so when new technologies are made they can slap Minecraft on it and get brand recognition when marketing it,

At least that is what it seems like with that weird VR hologram thing they keep showing off.

Reddit found out about it, and it was all down hill from there.

Wait, Adventure Time still gets new episodes?

TC6 never ever

Java
Can't play for more than half an hour without having to close and reopen the fucking game because it devours as much memory as it possibly can. Borderline unplayable even with shit like Optifine and all min settings from what I remember.

Having to eat food is pretty shit.
Honestly though, nothing really. It was just a fad that blew over, as everything else.

it also feels laggy as fuck now even in singleplayer

What
I have assigned 4 gb of ram to it and I can play for like 10 hours before the game uses all of it, even with 100 mods
You are just a ramlet

Kids filled it.
Also it started becoming like mods the more and more it went on.

Just for a little bit. They only have like 10 more to go, it'll be over by next year. The network takes a long ass time to air them is all.

Is the joke here that lava was added in the first officially released version? Or do you mean "when lava was added into worldgen in beta/alpha/indev/infdev?

Is any of the newer stuff decent? I remember finding some of the really early episodes charming and creative but I haven't seen it since.

Yeah, but good luck ever seeing them outside of streaming sites because CN is now nothing but fucking TTG on repeat.

>Still no good mod support
>Mods absolutely devour RAM in a game that already devours RAM
>Base game is only played by autistic schoolchildren
>Terraria is a better game in every way.

to name a few

It tapped into the asperverse. If it hadn't, it would have failed to Notch's laziness. There is no reason to continue making it a game, it has a community as assured as sonic the hedgehog's.

Don't see why they haven't released a sequel. They could double the take on their investment.

It can get really lost up its own ass sometimes, but on the whole I like it and think it's doing cool stuff even being 7 years old. Depending when you last watched though this shit would probably be indecipherable to you.
Gonna miss it when it ends but it had a run most shows would kill for.

Thanks user.

It got bloated with useless shit that ruined 'the feel' of the game.

its comfy but it can get repetitive and pointless

>tfw it can't run on my toaster after it went viral

Whatever I don't even wanna build anything.

Get a job, faggot.

I'll have to find a stream or torrent for it, I've been needing something comfy to have on in the background for a while now.

I think Kisscartoon has all of it if you can stand the shit quality, hope you enjoy man.

Notch released an unfinished game but people bought it.
>Wow look at all this money now I don't have to spend 10 hours a day going through my shitty java code

To be fair I spent $5 when it first went live.

jeb has absolutely no idea what he's doing and has no passion for the game, they just brainstorm some random ass mob or plant or something and then call it an update and wait 6 more months

nothing at all, except (You) of course.

Thanks, user. I'll poke my nose around a bit.

nothing, its still fun modded

i dont understand this thread. wsasn't minecraft the actual biggest thing in gaming and youtubing for years?

Most people have done (the most intresting) things that minecraft has to offer and it gotten stale for a long time. So long in fact that even a good of mods aren't supported anymore. That and youtube does't like Let's plays bogging its frontpage anymore

What went wrong? Laziness and ineptitude. They simply didn't have the skills to program any more advanced than what it is. So rather than adding any kind of new gameplay mechanic they just kept adding in a bunch of smaller features that were easy to implement to make it seem like they were doing work. Then Microsoft bought them and since it was doing fine as is they never tried to do anything different.

I have like... a billion ideas to make Minecraft something actually special but whatever.

All they have to do is make it more like Dwarf Fortress and it would have been LEGENDARY but doing that would be pretty hard to program so whatever.

Doesn't mean that it was good
The mascot is a giant walking green cock developer asset.

Minecraft is one of those examples of a game that is bad from a design standpoint that got massively successfully based on anomaly.

It's shit as a game, but if you're a child or severely autistic it's somehow 10/10.

its digital legos
literally made for children and the autistic

This is what surprises me the most. The backbone code of Minecraft is pure dogshit and needs an overhaul from the grounds up. It would require essentially making the game all over again but with improvements... perhaps you could call it... a sequel?

Why the fuck are they doing nothing with it?

>mocking autists
>on Sup Forums of all places

The fact that the piece of shit devs can’t even fix the dark shadow bug that happens under trees even though it’s been happening for years is honestly the biggest reason why I hate Mojang.

It's a spectrum disorder. If Sup Forums is Sup Forumsiolet then mincraft is in the green zone.

shame I'm colorblind then

Beta 1.8

Really? It must be agonizing to try and comprehend a color that everyone else sees but you.

is this some next level autist trolling

>terraria is a better game
It got boring after I killed Moon Lord on expert mode. What can I do to make Terraria more fun?
don't say building shit because I'm awful at it

>It got boring after I killed Moon Lord on expert mode
that's kind of the end of the game, what do you expect? that should have still taken you a while. games can't be fun forever after a certain point it's just time to move on to the next game and be glad that you got the amount of fun you got out of it.