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post more fempyro

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Pyro is so cute.

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Let's play some TF2. Here's the server

104.153.104.103:27015

No partyvan memery, just some fun TF2 times.

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joining

Did it ever occur to anyone that Pyro might just be flamboyantly gay?

yeah pyro is pretty op.

BUT THATS JUST A THEORY
A GAY THEORY

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>No tf2 fempyro gf
Why even live

What is the best new Pyro weapon and why is it the Gas Passer?

its redic in mvm

Remember when there was some tumblr blog that made expansion fetish porn with TF2 models, and it turned out it was run by fucking MaxOfS2D?

Wish they counted as wet for neon annihilator crits.

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Who is that?
I do remember that tumblr though, wish i had saved it all.

encyclopediadramatica.rs/Maxofs2d

>fempyro

Same. MaxOfS2D is top tier when it comes to source modeling, shame he's a nu-male frog.

Popular TF2 and now Dota 2 Source Film Maker... maker. Has a secret inflation fetish and comissions it on the reg.

This offer is still on the cards boys.

>Femme Pyro with prominent dick bulge
Did that ever yield results?

post more fempyro

KANGAROO WIFE

I prefer this one. Less hairy. Except for Australia shaped pubes.
youtube.com/watch?v=IuMmCsHxEAc

>Fempyro
Literal autist tier

>fempyro
why are pyro mains always disgusting faggots

Why do they always turn the pyro into a cowtitted slut?

>fempyro is a rubber/latex fetish whore

I love it.

Because otherwise what the fuck is even the point

Look buddy, I have low standards, but that fat Pauling isn't very good. To be frank, I'd rather take the shitty expanded fempyros, I have a thing for amateur porn

Is this better user?

>pyro mains will defend this

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that one's better, post more if you've got it

However, I always have a general dislike towards porn of tf2 characters, because whenever I see them sexualized, I can't help but instantly reminded to those Gmod videos where they act like screaming nonsensical lunatics, Pauling included

>old jasonafex edits with the old model with broken smoothing on the mask
Goddamn, now that's a trip down the ol' pl_memory.

I didn't even know that was a thing but now I'm interested too.

>tfw the fempyro helped you realize your heavy latex and faceless/mask fetishes

Sadly the artist made very little expansion art before nuking it all off his deviantart, this is the only other miss pauling he drew.

nevermind here's another.

>oversized Miss P
My fuckin' man! I really like the one on the scooter, although someone went and edited Scout out of the picture and that ain't very nice.

Stop that shit right now, young man.

>headcanon
>inflation
>furshit
TF2 fanbase ladies and gents

>this thread

but snipers from new zealand

Easy bro, just havin' ourselves a talk. I think that's already about it for thicc Paulings without resorting to MS Paint nonsense, she's still not a very popular character for that type of thing.

I really, really, really wish Valve would make the Degreaser affect the overall weaponswitch-speed again and remove the Axtinguisher's deploy time. The playstyle just isn't as fun without the fast weaponswitch.
And that even though I do still consider the Pyro to be buffed, since the Axtinguisher is back to 100% critting from all angles. Even with the slow-ass deploy time, I still think it's way more reliable than before, it's just that it isn't as fun anymore.

>want to feed Ms. Pauling and caress her massive body in peace
>don't want to hear "HEY CHUCKLENUTS! I SCORED A HOMERUN HERE WITH THIS TWO-TON BABE, NOW YOU BETTER SCRAM BEFORE YA GET A BAT-SHAPED INDENT IN YA HEAD!"
What's so bad about Scout not being in the picture here?

>sjw lesbian bullshit
in my fat porn? No thanks!

I don't think the damage output was intentional, there's no way it is, it's just someone at valve being lazy with how fire particles are coded and this was the result, I guarantee you they're working on a fix right now, and the worldwide butthurt from scumbag soyboy pyro mains everywhere will be enough to blot out the sun

>Scout
>ever actually scoring

Shit, I missed the cup. The other image in that set has a big ol' crossed-ladies-symbol or whatever on her shirt so I posted the one without it and this one has a nicer tummy anyway. That artist draws thiccer Miss P sometimes, which is good, but they also fell for the whole 'Miss P is a dyke' thing. Which is bad, but then they also draw her being a thing with Zhanna, which is less bad, innit?

It's gotta be Valve being lazy, but this is the type of shit I'd expect from outsourced Russian crap code, i.e. the recent Parkinson's Lightning Gun in Quake Champs.

>>Scout
>>ever actually scoring
youtube.com/watch?v=A76FFmhSE50
My boy Jeremy slays slays them roasties any day, but that's all he can get.

Scout will definitely score by the end of the comic in 2019.

Expiration Date's cutaway is directly in contrast with both the game ("Here lies Scout, he ran fast and died a virgin!") and comic (pic related), though.

He'll score a slipped disc from carrying Miss Pauling and the handiworks of too many buckets a' chicken, maybe.

I want to see Ms. Pauling eating several dozen buckets of chicken, desu

Psst.
This has everything, from the promising start to the bitter end. e-hentai.org/g/742354/08b9f2edc6/

>handiworks of too many buckets a' chicken
Elaborate...

>spews $200 up onto ledges and hides some in the lingering smoke cloud

>Can't use mods on Casual Mode
Shit fucking blows

>e-hentai.org/g/742354/08b9f2edc6/
Looks like im going back
back my old self

You'll survive. That is, until you want more, and realize there is close to zero content on the same level of quality.

You fukkin' legend mate.

Get in line, buddy. I already told ya', there isn't much in the way of content. Hell, I'm pretty sure this one is pregnant.

Oh shit, nice. I've already got most all of it saved from the first postings but it's nice to have a backup. Shame they're all _1280s because at the time we didn't know how to get full-size images from Tumblr.

Do I have to? I'm already in my pajamas.

I know right

>that fps drop
Is TF2 the worst optimized 10 year old game to exist?

>forget this on
>all pyros are invisible
That was a fun couple of matches.

>Do I have to
You don't tease us with a statement like that then not follow up.
But this is the internet so what the hell is a couple of anons going to do if you don't?

What kind of person would I be if I didn't provide for fellow sickos?

Yes, but it's mostly that the original Source engine sucks.

at least you can play, game crashes every time I connect to a casual server if i leave it on

>stop fapping

Besides the newest Pyro weapons, this is the only functionally unique weapon without a strange variant or strangifier. Why?

>when it finally got buffed and it would fuck over rocket faggot (if he didn't have a shotgun secondary or was smart enough to take out his melee) and sticky man
>gets reverted a month later into being shit again
Every goddamn time
A weapon gets buffed, only to get nerfed because it gives the strongest class in the game a slightly harder time killing everyone else

IIRC you can fix that by enabling hardware morph models in-game, as there's two separate sets for each class and you probably only replaced one.

Fend for themselves, I guess? I dunno man, writing is hard. But not as hard as Pauling's custom contracts, which gradually go from "Kill 15 enemies with this weapon while standing on your head" to "Bring 15 cheeseburger combos to the intel room from the Teufort greasy-spoon restaurant."

Because its mostly meant to be a tool and not a killing weapon?
Then again, I have a strange Hmewerecker, so you could blame the lack of Strange SC on Valve incompetance.

There are strange Spy watches for heck's sake, they don't care about logic. Neither do the kind of people who buy the dumb ass strange weapons.

We can go thiccer

Nah, Source itself is fine, and TF2 USED to be fine- I originally played on a Phenom II and a Radeon 4870 on high settings with no problems, but over the years the game has gotten ridiculously drowned in spaghetti-code to where if you're not running a modern system with an i5 you're gonna get slog. Part of it is all the particle shit going on everywhere at all times- Source does not like intricate particle systems at all, and they're very CPU-heavy at that.

I dunno but I wish they'd re-release some of the Stranges just to fuck with people. I love the Original but I'm not paying twenty fucking dollars (or the item equivalent) for a Strange one.

>enabling hardware morph models in-game
How do you do that? I've never even heard of it.

Does anyone have Anastismifilia's Makoto sequence or his new Fan Pack?

I hate the death-threat duo as much as the next guy, but you can't deny that thing wasn't immensely broken.

Valve did hit it a little too hard, though.

nah we can't, I think we've posted everything there is to post, which sucks because chubby or way-more-than-chubby Miss P is 10/10, even if it raises a multitude of canon-bending questions

Two commands, mp_usehwmmodels 1 and mp_usehwmvcds 1. It enables a second, slightly different set of playermodels with much more detailed facial flexes, similar to the Source Filmmaker versions. They've been around since release and look pretty snazzy at times. Pyro obviously has no facial flexes, but IIRC there's still a separate hwm model for it.

Well that's useful info, but how does that work with the replacement models?

I'm assuming that Fempyro model (don't have it on hand, think it's on a separate hard drive someplace) only replaces the standard, non-HWM model. By enabling that command you tell the game to swap out the standard models for the HWM ones, which that model _doesn't_ replace so it'll show the default Pyro instead.

>we've posted everything there is to post
You underestimate my power user. See you in 3 days.

Well hey, that's worth a shot.
Guess I'd better test it.

>nuking it all off his deviantart
I don't care for this particular porn at all, but there should be some kind of porn conservation law that prevents artists from baleeting all their shit

Dammit user, I was trying not to post outright lewd/b&able stuff. You delete that right now and we'll never talk about it again.

I've got an i5 and can barely keep a framerate over 100 in firefights. Not unplayable by any means, but muh optimal hitreg...

thanks mate

The community of artists who draw thiccness and also happen to be fans of TF2 only have themselves to blame.

I'm now on an i5 4670k and GTX770 and there's always dips, plus all the graphical bugs like the FUCKING WHITE SQUARES THAT ARE STILL SHOWING UP EVERYWHERE AND VALVE SAID THEY PATCHED THEM BUT I'M STILL SEEING THEM DESPITE VERIFYING MY GAME FILES TWICE AND NO ONE ELSE IS HAVING THIS PROBLEM.

That's a pretty thin Venn diagram overlap as it is. Think of the chances that led to multiple of us fans of their work being in the same thread on a Tibetan throat-singing discussion forum.

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Didn't work.

That one's actually a known issue with a couple of the new maps, hasn't been fixed yet for some reason.

Does it really say "Here lies Scout, he ran fast and died a virgin"? because that comic makes him look like a total cuck

Scout's girlfriend looks like THAT

Welcome to the hell that is semi or really obscure porn, my friend. Remember when everyone told you to never post stuff on the Internet because it can never be removed? This is one of the areas they were dead wrong about. When you see shit you like, fucking save it, back it up, get ready to mirror it even if the artist says no 'cause they're prone to breakdowns and nukes at any fucking moment.

It's one of the Spy's domination lines, and if anyone knows who's a virgin and who isn't, it's probably Spy.