You picked the control ending didn't you

You picked the control ending didn't you

I did.
I didn't enjoy it.

I shot the kid.
RIP galaxy.

I did synchronicity, realized it was stupid, shitposted angrily, heard there's a special end credits scene of Shepard breathing of you pick destroy, reloaded my save, still disappointed and hated video games for about 2 months and hated EA until now.

However, I did choose Liara and her delicious, blue pussy.

>mfw when tali>liara

>Tali>Liara
>posts cute Liara gif

I've confused now, user.

[s/poiler]yeah[/spoifler__-+-=+]

I only have liara gifs for some reason
But if I had to rate
Top tier:
-Liara
-Tali
-Vetra
Mid tier:
-Peebee
-Garrus
-Ashley
Pleb tier:
-everyone else

>Peebee in mid tier
>Liam nowhere in sight.
>The racist in mid tier
If I was a woman I would have jumped on Liam so quickly after hearing his backstory before he went on the initiative.

Renegade control ending is still the best ending.
Not that it's saying much.

>including anyone from ME:A

>liking liam
He reminded me of one of those people who asks too many questions and always tried butting into conversations unrelated to him

I picked green because it seemed like the "good" ending they were sort of pointing at. It made such little sense that I didn't fully grasp how ridiculously stupid it was until the next day.

I did whichever one had the ultra secret 5 added seconds for completing everything

Fair, I just kind of saw him as a general friendly person who always tried to do what he thought was best and can't stand inaction.
When he tells you about how he was going to be a lawyer, dropped it to become a police officer, then dropped THAT to become emergency response and loved having the job, until finally deciding to go out and help with the initiative just because he could, it was the closest I've come to being attracted to a non-femdom(ish) character in a videogame.
If I finished the game I would have gone with Vetra though, if only to see just how horrible the "sex scene" apparently was.

Boy I wanna fuck Liara

said no one ever

It seems the most reasonable (if the indoctrination theory is nothing, of course)

kek

I picked the good ending, the one where I didn't play this garbage game.

Seems like you lost.

EDI top girl

Why didn't you finish Andromeda?

I also did but I did enjoy it cause i'm a dirty laggard who waited until after Extended Cut came out.

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same... but just for shits and giggles.. i didnt even know it was an ending... maaaan ending a complete trilogy playthrough with all dlc like that was truly anticlimactic

The character interactions were kind of fun (if a little pulpy) and the gunplay was like Mass Effect 1 but improved. Customizing guns was interesting too. And I fucking LOVED the intro sequence, got me all nostalgic for ME1's intro mission/cutscene while still being distinctly different.

In the end though, it felt like way too much missed potential. The ship has an on-board psychologist who does evaluations if you read the codex, but you never talk to her to actually do that. The "new" species you discover are both bipedal humanoids. The codex doesn't mention universal translators despite that they should be very relevant in a "colonising the new world" game, and they actually aren't, you can talk the angara with no problems after landing (somehow). For the "discover new species and plant life and rocks" quest thing it never really expands too much on it.
The Angaran homeworld or whatever was boring and a slog to move around, if I didn't do the ice world first (hearing and noticing the giant things under the ice was fucking amazing) I might have dropped it there. There are quests that don't give you information besides "kill a group of enemies to find the next collectible" except the enemies on the map all respawn, so it's hard to track down which ones you haven't already killed. The little delay on the scanner thing is a bit of a pain sometimes, and there felt like a lack of "interrupts", but I liked how they were implemented when they were. Feeling like I needed to be consistent with personality of dialogue rather than using the words to make decisions was also a little "eh"

What really broke the camels back was when 2 companion quests, a main quest, and the side quest for the diseased woman (that you have to chase down through an irritating amount of travel cutscenes) that are all "This is of urgent importance" were dropped on you at once, they clearly didn't care about properly pacing out the "main" story and I just lost the drive to continue.

Would you buy Liara sex robot?

No.
Destroy. Fuck you reapers.
Sorry gethbros.

>Tfw even though you picked destroy Joker, EDI, and Ashley get out of the crashed Normandy.
Did I glitch into a perfect ending where Destroy only killed the reapers and not the geth?

No, but I do enjoy artwork and SFM where she's forced to be a prostitute. Feels satisfying after all the shilling Bioware did for her.

seeing as the ending thing was basically the ending to Deus Ex, I went with Destroy.

Yeah I kinda feel you. I had to stop playing for a few months after I reached The exile town because lack of interest. But I love the Mass Effect universe and it was (is) the only gaming franchise that I absolutely love. It got me emotional at the end of 3 saying your last goodbyes to all your teammates as your walking up the ruined building. Hopefully the next mass effect will be better. :o)

Who wouldn't? Would you?

>he didn't shoot the holochild

At this point I'm just happy re-playing ME1. Maybe eventually I'll get around to getting all the DLC for three, but since I moved to PC I still have to do a second playthrough to get a level 60 character before I move on to ME2.

I could list of things I really liked about Andromeda too, but there was also the fact that when I tried to go back to it after not playing for a month I just couldn't get in the "rhythm" for the combat or just wandering around giant maps shooting things.
It's a shame, during the first playthrough I was looking forward to a second playthrough that was just "Pick the flirt option at every opportunity."

Definitely

I picked the objectively best ending: never playing ME3

>still being this butthurt because you didn't get your way