If A Hat in Time was a Mario game, everyone would be sucking it off

If A Hat in Time was a Mario game, everyone would be sucking it off.


inb4 fanboy
Both Odyssey and AHiT are fun, but fucking hell the Nintendo bonus is real

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Besides the fact that it's ugly, much shorter, the level design is a lot worse, the music isn't nearly as good, and it's filled with unnecessary writing.
Oh wait, guess it wouldn't be sucked off.

/thread

sure dude

hat in time have only 4 levels, also the art is hideous

The music in AHiT is much better than Odyssey so...

Another game that is better than A Hat in Time.

kek you might be deaf

It's not even better than Gex.

A Hat in Time looks and plays like Sunshine beta. The game isn't even GameCube tier, the game is fucking trash boys pack it in. Pcfags only think it's good because it's one of the three platformers they can play on there "gaming hardware"

"This looks like an all-nighter at Richard Simmons' house."

>have a PC
>and a Switch
>enjoyed Hat in Time and Mario Odyssey
>also know the difference between "there" and "their"
It's pretty great being me.

Dang, another game with wasted potential.

I can play every 3D Mario on my PC (prior to Odyssey). Also, Psychonauts and Banjo.

>also know the difference between "there" and "their"
Wew lad, it seems you can't even read.

i fuckin hate how the style of the game is EVERYWHERE, it's so mish mashed and cluttered. did they design every single texture without thinking of how it would look as a whole?

Having not played AHiT, I would like proof. Post a good song from the game, please.

Oh please. What exactly do you think 3D World does so egregiously wrong for you to say that?

>and it's filled with unnecessary writing
That's every game. That's every fucking Mario game. You could cut out all the bullshit about Peach and it wouldn't detract from the game in the slightest.

Well of course. you're in NintenGAF right now. Nintendo games get bonus points for being in the latest Nintendo gimmick console.

>It's so fresh, so new! Innovative! Tablet gaming!
>I love being mobile!
>+20 points for being mobile!
>It's Doom on a tablet!!!! 90+
>TABLET GAME
>I LOVE MY TABLET
>WAHOO WAHOO
>BING BING
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>SO LONG GAY BOWSER

You only like AHiT because of the lolicon bonus and should kill yourselves

Not that user, but you're wrong and retarded.

Playing and enjoying both doesn't make you a video game connoisseur. The only reason anybody played HiT is because it had loli bait as the main character. Kys for thinking your opinion matters, the game is complete fucking trash.

I already know how this game works. You ask people to post stuff, then people post stuff, then you call them all shit without offering any real opinion or criticism.

I'm good, m8.

Why are you so assblasted, dumb negroid?Is it because your mom refused to buy you a switch?

This my reset era brother/sister/what you identify as!
Sony FTW!!!!

You need calm the fuck down, little boy

>it's another asspain thread about a Mario game

It doesn't hold a candle to the last two 3D home console Mario games. Hat in Time does, pretty simple. (I don't hate it btw)

of course, that's what branding is all about. and why we don't get many new ips

You sure are angry, kiddo. Are you grumpy because it's past your bedtime? Do you need a bedtime story and a chocolate milk?

No, I legitimately want to judge the music. I'm seriously interested. Don't just make a claim and don't back it up.

I've never played either but hat in time looks fucking horrible from a pure (((gfx))) perspective. It's so garish and disjointed

>hat in time does
You would be shitting on it if you replaced the main girl with mario

If A Hat in Time was a Call of duty game everyone would be sucking it off.


inb4 fanboy
Both WW2 and AHiT are fun, but fucking hell the Activision bonus is real

Does AHiT get any better past the first level? It feels like such a mess to me to play through and explore that it put me off the game entirely.

I already know this part too. I post some stuff, then you call it all shit except for one just so you don't prove me 100% right. Let's just skip to the end where we call each other names and nothing gets resolved.

I unironically agree. If it was published by Nintendo, everybody would be hailing it as the next coming of Christ.

I mean look at Splatoon. Nobody would give a shit about it if it wasn't made by Nintendo. Hell, you could make a Hat in Time a Splatoon spinoff and everyone would have sucked its dick.

>If A Hat in Time was a Mario game, everyone would be sucking it off

If by that you mean the gaming press and forum dwellers then you're absolutely right.

Were you really crying and whining about how much you enjoy Hat in Time and Odyssey and joking that I'm underage and have a bedtime? Your gaming tastes sure do make you seem like an adult fellow Redditor!

No, I'd likely love it just as much. A new, fun 3D Mario game on my PC would be great.

The game is a unity asset dump.

>why are you so mad?
>I was BORN mobile!
>TORNADO99
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>I was born for tablet gaming generation!
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why are you all so bitter

A HAT only has a good gameplay ( by litteraly copying Mario moveset ), except for the time shift, the level design is bad or meh, and the rest is unpolished. It's still a fun game, but there is a lot to improve for a HAT2.

I know it's bait, but answering anyway:
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>tfw have switch and 0 interest in the portable mode
Also Doom 4 is shit on the Switch.

Damn you are asshurt

>ywn be THIS mad on an internet forum
im not even any of the people you're replying too i think you're fucking autistic by this very post lmao

I played A Hat In Time and loved the shit out of it, but holy shit, you gotta be delusional if you think it's superior as a whole to Odyssey. The parts of Hat that are good are very memorable, but lack replayability (Murder Express, Mansion), whereas there are a lot of fun things to go back and do in Bing Bing Wahoo land like Koopa Races and just generally platforming around the worlds. That's another problem I got with Hat, Mafia Town is really the only platforming playground, whereas almost all of Odyssey has plenty of places to just jump around and have fun. And then there are just some parts of Hat that fell really flat such as the later missions of each world (delivery in Subcon was a POS gimmick of a level). Charm wise, Hat in Time has its moments, I loved Time Rift music and some other tunes, and I look forward to see if Workshop and the future DLC is any good. But really, Odyssey is the better game.

cringe.

You need to quell that assblast, negro-kun

ITT: People who are so sure they're right that they can't even consider the possibility of being wrong

should be named a hat through time

>posts HiT songs
>doesn't even post the best ones
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A Hat in Time isn't even that great. It's been hyped for years because when it was first being developed there wasn't a lot going on as far as open-style 3D platformers.

It's not necessarily a bad game and it's certainly a valiant effort by a bunch of ragtag indies, but it's nothing amazing. You're fucking delusional if you think it's better than a game like Odyssey though.

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Imagine if this was about the Switch.
Sup Forums would defend it and call it innovative.
Seriously, Sup Forums thinks the Switch is innovative and new.

LMAO

the only real problem with hat is not enough content

a mario game has 8-12 complete levels, or level concepts, that are approached in a number of ways

Hat has 4

How does it make you feel knowing the Switch has now outsold the PS4 for the last 4 months?
It's okay, let it all out.

Imagine if you weren't incredibly assblasted at a videogame company . lol

why are you so mad about something that doesn't affect you in anyway? why are you denying your obvious autism?

>unity asset dump
>made in unreal

I don't care about PS4.

Not an argument, sweetie.

t. TORNADO99

nailed it

Sunshine had 7 and went for the full retail price.

Quit giving him (you)s, you dummies. He's just going to go in circles with you forever.

and how many missions does hat have amongst the levels? Isn't it like only 40?

Did Mario rape AHiT's fanbase what's up with the constant thread comparing the two games it has been three weeks give it rest.
People who enjoyed the game and those who didn't already shared their opinions.

Did you forget just how shitty Gex was or are you trying to make me mad?

Because Odyssey killed HiT's niche of being a 3D platformer in the current platforming game drought.

ot's indeed not an argument, it's just me laughing at your autistic asspain.

jesus christ, i never truly realised how lucky i was that my parents weren't niggers. Thanks for the realisation, user.

That's correct. And how many stars are padded out by blue coins in Sunshine?

My only point here is that a short game does not make it bad. If you're left wanting more then the devs obviously did something right.

But Hat in Time got a ton of praise because it's fucking great. It doesn't have the same polish and variety that Odyssey does, but it's probably the best non-nintendo 3D platformer I've ever played.

And you definitely have the case of shit taste so there's that

Yeah but what I'm getting at is besides the main levels there were also the challenge areas in Sunshine, both with and without FLUDD.

Your argument is shit. A game leaving you wanting more is in no way a good thing. You want to leave satisfied and feeling like you got your money's worth.

Loved it as a kid, haven't played it since. Are you actually mangry?
>niche
It's exclusive to the Switch, dude.

>let's just forget the time period people shitposted non-stop about how badly splatoon would do and that it'd be forgotten in a week

Just post lewd hatgirl already

Always with OPs bringing up Odyssey when they want to talk about AHiT. If you want to talk about it just make a normal thread god damn.
Buzz will start flying about it again when the console releases come out and when the extra stretch goal worlds get put in.

>Your Contract Has Expired
The part at 1:03 reminded me so much of Valestein Castle from Ys 3. It actually distracted me during the fight because I kept thinking it sounded familiar but couldn't place it.

that's just Sup Forums being tsundere about it.

They should've padded it out like every other AAA developer. Gimme a few minutes I'll think of something.

It's already been proven that the gaming industry is so stale and boring that Nintendos literal fucking tablet console is now winning over reviewers.

Odyssey was just a boring platformer with a double jump and uninspiring maps with nothing but endless collecting. Once you learn the one gimmick jump, it's all you use ever.

Breath of the Wild was nothing but a fucking Skyrim clone with Zelda shit thrown in. The dungeons are fucking copy paste from each other and the entire world is empty as hell.

Splatoon 2 was a carbon copy of the first game, with nothing added except MUH BROWN GIANT TITTIED SQUID, MUH MEMES HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG!! WOOMYYY!! Swarming with furfags too.

>rehashes
>mobile
>paid online
>no games until late 2018

That's it. Nintendo fans now have no games for the next 6 months and the only game coming out next is a fucking POKEMON clone in 2018. Sad. Cringe.

>b-b-but you forgot Xeno
it's a dumbed down weeb game that looks like a Vita reject

Nintendo fans are literal manchildren.

I wasn't left wanting more, when I realized there were only 4 levels, and mafia town was actually the best one, I realized it was amateur-hour shit that I shouldn't spend any more time on

>Loved it as a kid, haven't played it since
You really should. It's honest to god bad.
>mangry
What queer shit is this

I mean they can discuss shit again when it releases on console and we'll see if i can stand on its own instead of blaming Mario for casting its fucking shadow over it(which Mario earned by making so many good games). It's pointless having this thread now.

How about we skip to the part where you obviously have nothing to back your claim up, so you resort to "this is how Sup Forums is" bullshit to dodge out of it. Pretty spineless of you, friend.

But everyone IS sucking it off

You haven't played 3D World and you probably haven't played Gex either.

>reddit spacing
Back to reset era

>What queer shit is this
You've heard of "hangry," right? When you're so hungry you get grumpy? "Mangry" is like that, but when you're really craving mangoes.

If it was a Mario game people would be even more critical of the numerous flaws and shortcomings it has. It would be completely lamblasted for having subpar physics and inconsistent, arguably incomplete level structuring, along with having less worlds than most Super Mario 64 romhacks.

When did I say anything about padding you assuming cunthole? Additional content in a game isn't padding and it's faggots like you why devs don't wanna make games longer then a couple hours. Muh want more and sequel means good xDD!!!!!! Kys you faggot

Whenever i see these types of posts i always thing about what the posters favourite games are.

It's either something insanely niche and autistic or they're a fan of the direct competitor i.e sony or ms, and then its much easier to disregard their opinion.

I've played bolth extensively.
>"If"

Please screen cap your posts for yourself, save them until you're out of high school to look at them again. Hopefully you'll be embarrassed. Hopefully.

Maybe they don't even play video games.

He's probably playing nintendo games right now, he's just shitposting about them because that's all fags think Sup Forums is for.

Metal Slug 3, Sonic Mania, Cuphead, and a plethora of other games are bad by your retarded metric. Go play Warframe if you want to waste your hours on this planet, dipshit.

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Banging tunes and great use of leitmotifs.