On the verge of losing my job because I keep on calling in sick so I can play Binding of Isaac instead

>On the verge of losing my job because I keep on calling in sick so I can play Binding of Isaac instead.
Why can't I quit this beautiful poison?
What do you think of Isaac?

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Enzo?!

I like the game but I can't imagine someone being actually addicted to it. Also, Afterbirth+ is garbage, Afterbirth itself was fairly crap too. Still hoping for more of the Antibirth mod to come out at some point.

Get it on Switch or put it on your work PC.
That's what I did and now I get paid for playing BoI.

Man, you better go to work or you wont be able to afford to play Binding of Issac, unless its the Switch version.

I already have the Switch version. I play it in bed so I don't have to get up and go to my computer to play Isaac.

Get help please

isaac died when steakboy didn't port over everything from antibirth

>tfw 300 word essay due tomorrow
>90% of my grade
>can't stop playing BoI
Someone please help. This will be my 3rd time failing this class.

I was trying to install Antibirth today, but it doesnt work for some reason. Have no urge to play just Rebirth.

300 words is fucking 2 pages tops come on dude

>450 hours of playtime
>have every achievement except for the daily challenge ones
i don't want to play every fucking day, especially not half an hour every day for 31 days in a row and have it all be meaningless if i forget a day or spend the night somewhere else
fucking stupid game

isaac a bitch

Yeah I dumped hundreds of hours in the original and Rebirth but it in no way impacted my schedule. I think the problem lies from within, user.

>tfw fucking 1 email due in January
>can't stop playing phone games on my Android
>already failed the class 10 times
cannot pay for college anymore
help

Gonna save you the psychologist fees.

Read it, understand it, apply it to yourself:
youarenotsosmart.com/2010/10/27/procrastination/

Get a switch play it portable on that to get your fix

It's not worth losing your job over.
t. 100%ed the Keeper and pre-buff Lost

Are you shitposting or underage and retarded? 300 words are nothing.

>He didn't buy it for the Switch so he can take it to work and play

Ugh what a shitty writing style. The thing could have been 99% shorter and still convey the message properly (which is good btw) but instead the author just go on and on with redundant and worthless examples. It's like he's getting paid based on words count.

Anyway, it was useful reading and overall interesting, just a very annoying author.

Thanks for the link.

I feel like I'm still being tempted to buy ab+ purely because of the stats screen.

If that's all you want from it, there's an overlay/mod for AB that shows them.

Do it and see what happens. If you think life shit isn't important then you'll eventually lose everything and become homeless.

If you're playing for cheevos, which the whole game is based around, this ought to fix you up.

You can get 100000000000000.1 or whatever its called by just alt+f4 when you die as The Lost/Keeper or whatever. Enjoy. There is no reason to stress anymore now that you know this because you know it's always an option to alt+f4 as soon as you die to make it not count.

Thats what worked for me, after i got real platinum of course. Never bought the DLC.

>300 pages
Fuck you need to go to shcool kid. Also you need to be over 18 on this website

>TFW his work pc is a Mcdonalds till

>300 word
>300 pages

Think you need to go back to school too.

Buy it on the appstore or if you are using android install a flash player and play it during work break

Well, you know what they say; Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, can't get fooled again.

So after suffering through the entirety of the Binding of Isaac and getting Eternal God, I finally let you retards convince me that Rebirth fixes EVERYTHING and that I was just playing the wrong version. Hoo boy, was that a mistake!

>Item balance is still poorly done in many ways. For example, strange attractor+technology 2 causes flying enemies to fly directly into you, making it impossible to do damage and avoid enemies at the same time.

>Full of bugs, music regularly cuts out, and oftentimes enemies and items are replaced by question marks or their fucking shadows. Good luck guessing what you're fighting or buying until it's too late!

>Speaking of bugs, game crashing too common. Try picking up a 48 hour energy with 9-volt? Enjoy the game crashing next time you pick up a battery!

>Hidden character behind arbitrary ARG bullshit. (I'm really glad Edmund got fucked over on this retarded bullshit)

>Edgier as fuck, if that was possible. Missing poster and the lamb imagery make player want to slit wrists.

>Mega Satan retarded dumb boss where you need the luck of the Irish to need to be able to find him, unless you save scrub to get goat's head on a first floor curse room.

>No achievement/unlock for beating Mega Satan.

>Despite looking like a SNES-era game, manages to run like dogshit and experience slowdown easily on N3DS

This feels like a half-hearted bugfix for the original game turned cash-in to sell the game twice. I would have thought this shit came from Doublefine, not an indie developer. Then again, I never exactly had high expectations for Edmund, a literal neckbeard.

How can anyone possibly call this game good, let alone pay for it a second time, let alone plan to buy it a third time?

Honestly I don't care about it past the original plus WotL.
I hate big rooms.

>calling in sick
> so I can play Binding of Isaac
user, you are sick. Isaac is tedious boring shit.

Just install cheat engine and go all out for a while, that always cures my addiction

Wow, easy on the game, buddy. Don't want to eat the whole steak in one bite, do you?

You must be me. This is my absolute favorite game ever. I love it so much and have played at least an hour most days for the last 6 years. No game comes close!

They changed those my dude. It's like 30 total dailys, not consecutive. The win 5 in a row is easy if you look up what the daily is and skip it if it's shit