Playing Battlefront 2 online

>playing Battlefront 2 online
>get sniped
>sends me a message
>open it
>"U mad?"

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU RESPOND WITHOUT SOUNDING MAD

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You don't

Fuck dude. You don't got to sound so mad.

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Report them for their toxic behavior and get them banned

>say nothing
>he knows you were so mad you couldn't even reply
>say anything
>he knows you were so mad you had to reply
HOW DO YOU FUCKING DEAL WITH THIS SHIT

This

Precisely. Don't give them the attention they crave.

>get sniped
I don't do this

"I know you are, but what am I?" Gets 'em every time

see, user, thing is
They expect this outcome.
U mad?
>no
lol yes u mad

u mad?
>no reply
lol u mad

Now, let's fuck them up with unexpected outcome.

u mad?
>yes, I am mad
now he has to come up with response

:^)

>>>/reddit/

"Yes."

You're a retard, but you probably know that

>”who didn’t love you enough in your life that you have to message people over a videogame about your accomplishments? Your life is meaningless.”

>now he has to come up with response
>says lol u mad

Kill him and just send him "& u?"

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>lol u mad
>k
end of story
k

Absolutely furious

>typing all that out

Sounds pretty mad

The literal state of online gaming these days.
I already miss gaming from a decade ago when people could have some fun banter online without getting banned by cyber police.

your reaction proves it's the correct answer
these people, 100% of the time, can dish it out but can't take it

My usual response is something edgy like “Just finished skullfucking your mother’s corpse since you made me so mad you fucking niggerdick licker”

Sounds cringe but I’ve never gotten a response back after sending that or something similar.

The point is that he's ultimately going to continue chuckling to himself no matter what you do, so why do anything?

There is no "win" to the scenario

>HOW THE FUCK DO YOU RESPOND WITHOUT SOUNDING MAD

good shot

>playing FFA in shitty game
>harrass one guy constantly
>stop fights with other players solely to dick him down
>he angrily calls me a faggot in the chat
>stomp on him some more because he's too retarded to change his playstyle or hero
>saltshaker.jpg
why aren't you making people mad in 2018 minus 0.08?

SEETHING

"Not really?"

oh U mad

a person who chuckles about nothing is retarded.
Literally a saying in my country.
There is no lose in this scenario. It's how you take it.

alternatively you can grow some thick skin and ignore it

Call them daddy and tell them to fuck you harder

>>playing Battlefront 2
the absolute fucking state of week en nu/v/

You sound kinda mad

>playing Battlefront 2
That was your first mistake

>wp you got me good bro, I'll get you next time lol. Peace!

you don't respond

This.

Messages set to friends only, voice chat off.
I just want to play my game, not listen to the rambling of some nerd over the internet.

"not as your dad was when he walked in on me fuckin your mum loooooool"

>u mad
>yes I'm mad
>good

imagine that shit.

>"U mad?"
Of course not you got me with a great shot. You must have spent a lot of time building your skills. Good for you. Sorry I couldn't provide adequate competition for someone of your abilities. I just don't have much time to practice. I'm just so busy being a productive member of society and fucking my girlfriend. Keep up the good work, I'm sure your accomplishments here are taking you places in life.

>playing EA shit

lolololol he mad

Not at all hombre. I guess I rambled on a little there. Forgive me. I'm just so exhausted from cumming in my girlfriend multiple times a day. Still great shot. You'll be number one in Battlefront II in no time.

Track him and bully him from the shadows for the next 20 years
Duuuuh

>he replies with "lol it's a game no need to be mad"

>some fun banter online
fucking burgers have no idea what this word means

LMAO why would go trough the effort to do that

It means talking shit in a witty way.
Obviously a lot of you fags think it means throwing out racial slurs everywhere.

this

he already spoke with his skills, spanked your ass

anything you say is cuckery at this point, just be silent and hope he forgets you

SO FUCKING MAD LMAO

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no u

Faggot, take it like a man and u wont get butthurted so much in your life

>play on console
>the message system fucked up in one of the updates so I don't get noticifiations when someone - not on my friend list - messages me
>play multiplayer
>enjoy myself
>next day I check my messages before playing
>several rage messages from people
>since I don't know when they sent it I don't even understand what are they talking about
>as I go on with the messages they are raging even more because I ignore them both in messages and ingame
>report them
>get a message later they were punished by the mods and thanks for the help
Best bug ever.

>HOW THE FUCK DO YOU RESPOND WITHOUT SOUNDING MAD
:(

nice shot :^)

wow so hard

>get killed by an asshole
>"lol u mad?"
>kill the asshole after respawning
>"lol y so mad?"

>sends me a message
>open it

>open it
found the problem
if the cunt that just sniped you sends you a message, why would you open it? just instantly delete it

>Guy calls you a faggot
>Prevent him from playing the game as revenge
D E V L I S H

Every single person in this thread is under 20

>getting upset
>ever

>wow you're so good, at least I have a life u nerd XD
Happens so often.

just say blocked or some shit and watch them type out a bunch more stuff

better mad than gay

Does "are you?" work?

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offer to suck his dick as a reward for his excellent performance

>respond "my kd is higher than yours"
>block them

just type "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

that'll show him

slam your desk as hard as you physically can, smash your controller through your TV and scream as loud as possible

>a decade ago the worst you'd get is someone saying they fucked your mom
>I can't play R6 Siege for a week without someone calling me a nigger or a faggot

Yeah no I report retards and never think about them or their inconvenience of having their account suspended again.

"adrctvfgybhunjimnhubgyvtf"

>way more people have Luke than Vader

good taste

Say "I'm not mad, I'm rad!" Then send him a video of you doing a sick ass kickflip over a school bus without your sunglasses falling off.

>playing Battlefront 2 online

The only correct response.

beat your pets to death in an autistic fit of rage

I never minded the fag ones but any racial slurs does deserve bans to me.
A lot of you guys seem like pussys that get offended all the time. A lot of people think that newer players( younger generations) act like snowflakes in games now.
You can't even curse in RL anymore or someone might get you banned. Really dumb for them to implement such a retarded ban system. You could get banned for saying stuff like ez or oh shit.

the only correct answer.

do this
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>way more people have Luke than Vader

good taste

this

"U gay?" is the universally accepted answer.

Do you think this is what silver medallists say at the Olympics?
"Heh, nice gold medal fag! While you were training hard like a retarded loser I was fucking my girlfriend and filling out my tax returns!"

Because Luke is a beast while Rei and Yoda are "just ok" and Kylo and Maul are fucking beast so There's no rush to get Vader.

I can sorta understand people typing shit in ingame chat, but going out of their way to send a steam message just seems retarded. Is their acheivement of the day killing someone in a videogame, how bad would you need to be that it's noteworthy?

Simple. You answer with

"Usually"

Nope. I'm Dad!

dude you mad af

In older games, you would just ignore it and not say anything.

In newer games, you hit the report button and laugh whenever you see someone complaining about banned, chat-restricted, or put in low priority because devs are too eager to placate those with thin skin.

t. banned faggot
lol U mad?

>"Let's see you say that again after I kiss you on the lips faggot."

Just go full kindergarten and say something like "I know you are but what am I?" or "I'm rubber you're glue it bounces off of me and it sticks to you!". Either that or just hit them with the dry "no u"

"That was a great shot user!"

i always say 'i'm cool'

seems to work

t. mad autist