Why do the most badass vidya character always have beards and are tall, Sup Forums?

Why do the most badass vidya character always have beards and are tall, Sup Forums?

Beards are gross and itchy.

Doomguy doesn't have a beard

Duke Nukem doesn't have a beard

Out of these four only Pikachu had a berd

Girls only give me attention when I have a beard. If I shave it off they completely ignore. I can't understand at all how they go from zero interest to giving me lots of interest just from me having a beard. Women are odd.

t.never grown a beard in his life

statistically woman find men with beards more attractive, and consider them a better potential for husband material than a partner without a beard.

True story.

Can confirm, also growing one

SOYBOYS CNAT GROW BEARDS HAHAHIHEUHUWAHUSNH DDDXDDDXD

Bruh, beards are itchy as fuck and they're fucking disgusting because food and shit can get caught int them. Not to mention that beards are the mark of the soyboy

What are Dwarves

ITT: Numales

90% of guys with beards, at least nowadays, are hiding a weak jawline and look horrible without the beard.

Its become the male equivalent of make-up

It's odd how little things like beards and hairstyle make a huge difference to girls finding me attractive. I find having my hair cut really short and a full beard seems to be the version of me they find the most attractive.

Did somebody say badass...

ive notice this too
I get more attention, but there is also a certain period in which its growing where I believe it gets the most attention. Being over/under that optimal length yeilds little interest

because normies judge people on their looks not their actions

Makes them look older. obnoxious teenage heroes are universally clean-shaven.

There is nothing manly or badass about beards.

Real men don't try to hide their faces.

t.beardlet

>Can't grow facial hair for shit at 23
>Dad never could grow a good beard either
I can't wait for this stupid fucking trend to pass

My gf sounds disappointed every time I completely shave my beard. Not having a beard is comfy as fuck, but chicks really love them

>have a shit chin/weak jawline
>can't grow a beard to hide it

Real men also shave their balls and asshole because they're confident little princesses

Anyone know why the fuck my beard suddenly collects dead skin like a snowglobe? When I first grew it I could run my hands through it and nothing. Now if the win hits it I get dead skin flakes all over my fucking shirt. Lotion doesn't seem to help.

How long should I let my beard grow before I start trimming it and shit? A month?

Roman men were clean cut and far more manly than you pathetic motherfuckers who's only source of pride is unhygienic facial hair

>tfw everyone can grow a beard but me

I had a beard for years since college, snd I recently just went clean shaven. Literally everyone has been telling me I look way better now.

You'll regret those words

What age are you? I couldn't grow one until I was 23.

Maybe you have dry skin for some reason, there are ways to fix that though.

>My gf
Get the fuck out of here

23

Roman men were manlets that couldnt wipe their ass without some nigger slave doing it for them

>Romans
>The faggots of history
>The proprietors of gay
>Manly

lmaoing at your life beardlet

Well you never know. You might be able to grown one in a year or two from now.

make me you pussy

GODS

>can grow a beard
>but it's greying asymmetrically
>also itches like fuck

Wrong year, moron.

Are you fit and chad?

only people with poor complexions or face fat benefit from beards
true story

they also proved their manliness by butt fucking slaves

Oops meant for

Old snake doesn't have a beard though.

please i want a beard poster to post a pic of themselves, the only people who would grow beards on this website would have to be horribly obese and ugly as hell

Beards hide soyboy chins and jawlines

Game protagonist very rarely are tall.
Most are average or, more commonly, short.
Tallest game protagonists are like 1,80m, and even so the game will throw skyscraper monsters at them for shock value.

I'm 5'11, 140 pounds so pretty low weight. I have a beard.

It hides your awful jawline.

>try to grow beard
>bald patch on one side of face
It's ok. I look better clean shaven anyway.

No I won't you fucking retard.

>Dad can't grow a beard
>Had a full one by 14

How do girls even notice that shit? I never notice what people's fucking jaws look like.

Did Pikachu steal Mel Gibson's beard?

having facial hair sucks cock, it's so god damn itchy and you need to shave like every day. consider yourself lucky

>can grow a beard
>can't grow a moustache

I don’t think it’s odd. That’s sexual dimorphism in action. It’s as normal as finding soft, dainty women more attractive than bull dykes.

??? how can you NOT notice it in profile??? not having a strong jaw looks so goofy (imo)

femanon here, only beta girls appreciate beards. i think clean shaven looks better.. however, it depends on the guy

>Moustache and chin hair is thick
>Cheek hair is thin as fuck
>Chest hair is asymmetrical as fuck and fairly thin

I would give a foot of my height to grow proper body/facial hair.

Where the fuck is this itchiness meme coming from? I never feel the need to scratch my beard.

they don't. stop taking the edgy redditor from /the_donald/'s bait. they're VERY upset that liberal men have an objectively masculine feature because it hurts their meme narrative about testosterone and cuckoldry and it means they can't have one.

Except those things are not true, maybe the itching part if you don't shower in weeks or something.

Because correlation.
Naturally, beards imply a lack of personal grooming. Either from a certain laissez-faire or because of a lack of time to do so.
Socially speaking, a good beard is a sign that someone is too busy to bother with pussying around a sink. Too busy wrestling bears or something.

How true that is at any given moment in time or in such and such place in the world vary. The brain, however, is a simple thing and it loves one-to-one-to-one relationships. Beards = baddass might not be wholly true (because neckbeards of the laissez-faire sort) but there's enough meat in it for you to be okay with the assumption that hardened 'warriors' will have some amount of facial hair.

>These breadfags trying to hide their little girl's jaw

>can't grow a beard worth shit
>everyone start growing beards to fit in while I stick to stubble or clean shave
>people start complimenting me for my jawline
Feels pretty great.

well?

you must not have course hair, because mine itches so fucking much and i get ingrown hairs like a mother fucker if i don't shave then wash my face like 20 times with soap/scalding water

LONDON

/fit/ get out, bread is perfectly healthy to eat.

nu-male beard

>tfw can't grow a beard for shit
>have a forest of pubes instead
end me

>that fucking weak jawline
jesus christ

cute. discord?

Could be worse. I can grow bear easily and quickly but I have tiny dick (4.2 inches erect)

healthy for eat what? Soy?

Not the guy you're talking to, but my moustache itches like a bitch because it's the thickest facial hair I have and I have sensitive fagboy skin.

It’s something you’ll experience in warm weather or if you’re a really fat fuck. Sweat and oils build up around the beard which leads to itchiness

To note, a full beard is also a method to partially hide facial expression other than wide smiles. A beard cam evidently imply that the man is not 'open' about himself (i.e. not a fucking idiot). Basically, they're also masks.

Yep, that's a beard.

Are you a nigger?

>can grow a beard just fine
>have compulsively rubbed by chin for years
>if I try to grow a real beard I end up pulling out all my hairs and it looks patchy and horrible
fuck

Stop derailing threads you fucking whore

My beard feels just fine and in fact it's feeling really silky since I trimmed it earlier, washed it and applied a balm.

Move to an Asian country

>if you're warm you must be fat
???????

Girls give me more attention when I'm overweight. Now THAT is weird.

Got something for you.

Like, I think if you fit into the "jolly, friendly, fat guy" stereotype it can work as long as you're not flat out obese.

NOOOO DELETE THIS IT'S NOT TRUE Sup Forums AND /fit/ TOLD ME OTHERWISE

This used to happen to me too in college. When I was a fat fuck girls used to hit on me all the time but I lost a fuck load of weight over one summer and was pretty thin in my 4th year of college. Interest from women became zero. It makes no fucking sense.

Haha let me base my entire personality off my beard xD
Epic badass bacon beard bros!!! Beard mode UNLOCKED! DAE BACON? add bacon strips xD
now go make me a sandwich :D I’m the one with the mothafokin BEARD lady!!

"You were saying?"

Because manly men have them. You see a big (muscular) man with a nice beard, you think strength and virility. People associate manliness with a nice beard. Now, I'm not talking about the long, straggly beards that numales have latched onto. I'm talking about the men who take pride in their beards and keep them well-groomed.

Used to be ignored.
Then I grew tall and they were all over me.
Then I got kinda fat and muscular because lolfootbol and they avoided me like the plague.
Then I grew a beard and it turned women around me to permamoist.
Then I got fit and lost pretty much all of my excess fat and they seem to think I'm made out of shit or something.

I feel like I drew the bizarro lottery.

So is it possible to be THINN and manly with a beard?

>Grew my beard to round my chin otherwise I look like a fucking brick with a face

Stop eating soy-products.
Doesn't it bother you that the only way to alleviate the pain is to shitpost on a selenite transatlantic telegraph station postboard?

Nigga you never try to sleep with a beard and can't because it keeps rubbing against the bedding?

Not him but I don't have any problem?