Taaaake thiiiiis

>dreadful characters design
>20 fps
>no Mechs
>fall damage
>linear maps
>no appendages damage
>no online
>no sci-fi
>no customization
>30$ DLC
>waifufags pandering
>shonen anime shit

>no sci-fi

I agree with you an on the character part.

Is it too hard to make a adult main character in some good looking armor.


Fucking japs and teenagers, I am 29 and I dont want to play characters that dont even have hair on the balls.

Why does he have the boots of a space marine armor?

delet

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>wasting your life shitposting on an image board 24/7
sad

imagine how sweaty his legs would be in those

is that how fat people feel all the time?

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Are there on leaks of the game?

jesus christ

How many of those are actually true?

Like uh 2? Or 4? Depending on your taste I guess
But we all know it's Pokebarneyfag pretending to like XCX so

FUCK YES XENOBLADE IS RETURNING

Open world was a fucking mistake

Like half of these is wrong or assumptions, or is simply not a problem. I give this a 8/10 though, You did try pretty hard

All of them?
Game is poorly optimized, everything else is objective facts.

Does Poppi count as sci-fi

Lmao no, nice try blunderfag
For no mechs we don't know yet, as mechs only appeared later in xenoblade, no customization is objectively wrong as you get to customize everything besides your appearance, linear maps is wrong as the maps are open but connected to each other in a linear fashion ala zones, no sci fi is objectively false with the robot blades, and various sci-fi ass blades with glowing blue axes, shonen anime shit is literally not known yet. Not sure if appendages damage is in

Dreadful character design is subjective, so is waifufags pandering

The game also might not run at 20fps, we don't have any framerate analysis yet

So so far you have
>DLC
>fall damage
>no online
Good job

WTF is this design
Pizza cutter tier

No but the blades definitely do. It's a literal tech alien, you can't get more sci-fi than that

>Like half of these is wrong

>we don't know
>you get to customize everything besides your appearance
>objectively false

This level of denial. Damn.

>IP count did not increase
Wow, you DO try very hard.

It's not subjective, he looks like a shota in Ultramarine 40k boots.

As opposed to fake facts? Kill yourself, you illiterate baiter. XBC2 will be JRPG GOTD

The fuck? Are you blind?

How is this denial when we literally have no idea? Do you show everything off trailers? How about an actual actual argument besides greentext? Are you just retarded or what

He's not the only character, plus what you said doesn't sound too bad

>>no Mechs
Not an issue.

you forgot they changed every single japanese sounding name

>b-but homura means fire we wouldnt know that without pyra

ah yes they changed handful of names with some refernces but all the rest have no meaning or are even more obscure than the original japanese so what was the point? that excuse is dumb stop it

none of these are a problem though, besides maybe 20fps or the main character design

I see blunderfag is already revving up his SEETHING machine, I hope for more amusement in the future

>Plus what you said doesn't sound too bad
Really, do you enjoy overdesigned stuff? Unironically.
Don't you prefer something with consistent style like any souls series, botw or p5.
This honestly looks like designs on par with porn VN's

Non-issue. In fact, if they had kept the Japanese names, the English voice actors would pronounce them all terribly, and you'd complain about that instead.

>Really, do you enjoy overdesigned stuff? Unironically.
Yes. Warhammer is the most overdesigned shit and I love it to bits

Tastes vary I suppose.

>This honestly looks like designs on par with porn VN's
That's a problem because...?

>no online
it's a pro, not a con

>you forgot they changed every single japanese sounding name
Oh jeez, just like they did with XB1. I guess it's the end of the world, then.

>doesn't sound too bad

>Not an issue

>none of these are a problem

>Non-issue

State of swisshfags.

>linear maps
>no mechs
>no online
>waifufag pandering
Are you trying to hype me up even more?

this is 10/10 animation, whew. Jiggle physics are life

Not an argument.

>you will never be as OBSESSED as blunderfag

Post ur favourite blade

You do not know shit about 40k and I doubt you collect or play if you belove that 40k doesn't have a distinct and instantly recognizable aesthetic that isn't just cheap generic overdesigned version of its competitors. On top of that worst sets are the ones that are tastelessly overdesigned so you are proving my point.
Because VN artists are trash and famous art directors and concept artists in majority of Japanese game studios are more skilful and produce better art?

here we go folks, dudes clocked in for his 8 hour shitpost session

You already posted the only one who doesn't looks like abysmal anime trash.

>>dreadful characters design
And I stopped here
Anime is good though for a JRPG

>Because VN artists are trash and famous art directors and concept artists in majority of Japanese game studios are more skilful and produce better art?
But many of them start as porn artists too, what's the issue?

A fucking dragon fused with a girl is the most anime shit ever

That's anime as fuck.

>Because VN artists are trash and famous art directors and concept artists in majority of Japanese game studios are more skilful and produce better art?

>provides no examples
>being this butthurt about anime-style art

How about you post that blunders in gaming image again, blunderbarney?
Oh wait, Mario and Zelda are the best reviewed games since GTA V, and before that Mario Galaxy 2.
They also sold like hotcakes.

So today I will remind you of your promise.

I hate the oppai loli, Pyra is cute though.

>belove that 40k doesn't have a distinct and instantly recognizable aesthetic that isn't just cheap generic overdesigned version of its competitors.
It does, but I like the overdesigned ones more. I don't play it but I do follow the lore. I think I can enjoy designs without actually playing the game

It's high fashion compared to the rest of the cast.

Hey blunder fag, it's November now
What was that about the Switch struggling to get past 6 million? Pretty sure it was at around 8 million by October 1st.

Just look how hardcore weebs dress irl. No wonder they love that shitty design and god damn, that is really one ugly looking character

No it isn't. Most of the blades besides the weird furfag one looks ok to great
>b-but mai waifupandering
And?

train-chan's design is pretty boss though

LMAOOOO he's hilarious

What is the name of this disease?

Cute!

What weird furfag one? Byakko/Dromarch?

Asshurt and obsession. I think nintendo raped him or something

btw tora a cute

No, you are like people that don't actually play video games

This abomination. Only blade I hate, but good thing you can swap them

Delusion.
pokebarneyfag, now known as blunderfag, has been posting about how the Switch would have horrible says since the initial reveal in October.

He even made this huge giant copypasta about how the reception towards the Switch was abysmal, which as you can see, he stopped posting around Juneish when sales were clearly not slowing down.

It ain't just a river in Egypt

Like all of Sup Forums?

I askes about guy who posted screens.

Yes, objectively you are a fucking faggot if you talk about any subject out of your ass.

This is my husbando

Say something nice to him!

Why him? There's nothing wrong with laughing at deluded idiots like pokebarneyfag, plus he hasn't posted it 450++++ times unlike blunderfag kek

Blunderfag it's time to go see a doctor.
This isn't healthy anymore.

Fuck forgot picture, but he is cute yes?

>Shitposting about a game that's not even out yet

Looks 20 times better than mc

So now that this is effectively a xenoblade thread, what do you think will happen at the end of the game?

Rex and Pyra die together, holding hands

welcome to the threads of blunderfag, enjoy the ride!

rex is gonna die for saving pyra that must save the world. Everyone cry, end title, post end title the rex open eyes.

>No mechs

My only gripe.

Will anyone surpass best girl?

Good, mechs were shit in X. I wouldn't mind them appearing elsewhere in xeno2 though, just not in combat. I bet they will show up somewhere

Rex dies and pyra dies too. They are connected that way

If it was named Neptunia: Boypussy adventure instead of Xenoblade anyone would be shitting on it.

Nintendo bonus is real.

I would be praising it even more

I don't care if you like the game or not just tell me if there are any leaks PLEASE.

>no Mechs

No leaks, play the game come December 1st with a fresh face

Who the fuck approved this design? Fucking Soy boy

>You will never play Boypussy Adventure

>dreadful character designs
subjective
>20 fps
false, it's confirmed for 30 fps at 720p unless you put 12 enemies into a single battle
>no mechs
they aren't really relevant to the story here
>fall damage and linear maps
Good, open world meme would only be padding in a story-oriented JRPG
>no appendages damage
where are you getting this from? I know there aren't any kaiju level battles but we haven't seen that many battles of the game yet
>no online
Fine with me
>no sci fi
it's got plenty of sci-fi elements, as much as XBX or XB1
>No customization
Good, 9/10 armor designs in XBX were generic sci-fi shit
>$30 DLC
I'm not a fan of it either
>waifufags pandering
only on the JApanese twitter, the American promotional materials have been focusing on the game content itself
>Shonen anime shit
How so? Just because the main character is a younger kid?

I don't want to spoil myself too much but I just want to know if Sup Forums will have leaks of the game before the game come out

He's not beta enough around Pyra to be one of those

If it was neptunia it wouldn't have the combat I liked from xenoblade, as well as the grand and beautiful environments I've come to expect from the series. As well as the score by mitsuda, and a good love story takashi has delivered before

But if they left everything and just changed the title I would be lauding it as neptunia being finally good

Sup Forums is a disappointment! Where are the leaks?!

Blunderfag just cannot being retarded and keeps getting BTFO, what a fucking cuck

Rex is a fucking CHAD
>wearing is worksuit
>actually does manual labour and isn't just a gay scholar
>has a harem of lolis and fine women at his disposal that sends their energy to him for him to pummel foes
>his love doesn't die at the start of the game

>Soy boy
Chader than you, sitting behind a computer

I mean, you get stories abotu adults in video games fairly often. It just depends on the story a lot of the time.
You have Dante, Bayonetta, Nier Dad, Cloud, Chris Redfield, Samus, most Fire Emblem protagonists.

I find that it mainly depends on the type of story: a story about adventure typically fits more with a kid or younger protagonist than an adult woh has responsibilities

His legs are too fucking big

>dreadful characters design
Half are good
>20 fps
Wrong
>no Mechs
Good
>fall damage
Good
>linear maps
Great, fuck open world
>no appendages damage
Good
>no online
Good
>no sci-fi
Wrong
>no customization
Wrong
>30$ DLC
Compared to $120 DLC in other modern games
>waifufags pandering
Welcome to japanese games
>shonen anime shit
???

it's a shop

I wish, I'd actually buy the game for the cute shota if it didn't shit on Xenoblade's legacy.

This game in general is caricature of real Xeno project.