BRAVO NINTENDO

BRAVO NINTENDO

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get a better TV poorfag

>he made this thread again
>he knows the shadow overlapping crying won't work a third time

What?

I never made a thread? wtf are you on about

Where are the reflections?

Check this 6

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mmhmm

not me someone else just took the same pictures. i guess it must be broader issue than we originally thought.

What am i looking for?

But that is literally what tarps do in real life. They do not play by the normal rules of time and space when it is windy out.

.t works with tarpsfag

and they also have the same filenames?

Explain to me what I'm supposed to be looking at.

yea its weird. that's some glitch in the matrix shit

Should I get a switch? I'd like zelda, splatoon, mario, and that rabbids game.

I think he is trying to point out that the tarp is clipping with the building.

Definitely. BotW, SMO and Splat2n are really fun. Can't say the same about M+R, but i've heard it's way better than it should be.

>Should I get the only system that has a handful of games I like?

Well yeah, it's only a handful of games. Not worth spending $300 for 4 games. I'd say wait.

There is so much wrong.

-tarp clipping through side of build
-who piles dirty beside a set of windows?
-who installs electricity lines on a pile of dirt?
-why are the windows lower than the building, do people look out and see a brick wall?
-why are the pylons there?

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Nintendo did a few multiplayer game releases to hold people over while they make more announcements and releases. I'd say it's fine to get one now.

no

This kind of shit literally happens in China. Workers don't question weird flaws or errors in the design documents, they just carry them out and end up with buildings in the middle of the highway.

The only answer for this is meme magic.

You also should wait for the "New Switch" or whatever awful naming scheme nintendo will pull out their ass. I wonder if they could top microsoft, Xbox One X is so embarrassingly bad.

so it's not lazy level design? thanks for clearing that up

You should wait until they put out a bundle with a neat joycon color set that you want.

Yea but its called New Donk City not Ching Chong City

>being so unable to criticise a game that you have to look at tarps
Nintendo wins again.

I'll wait for the see-through purple controller set.

I mean lets be real, nothing about new donk city makes sense

why is it so small?

more to do in a smaller area, how sandbox games should work

Why does everyone say that this is the best world in Odyssey? It looks pretty bland and boring.

Does the game just not have anything better to offer? Or is it just because people are gushing about the 5 minuts of festival at the end?

Has new donk city forgiven mario?

So, is this on top of a gigantic rooftop?

>Why does everyone say that this is the best world in Odyssey? It looks pretty bland and boring
It's fun to traverse, on the lower level you can ride around on a scooter and higher up you're jumping from building to building.
Music is amazing too, festival is also a nice bonus.

No if you fall off the edge you'll see its just a concrete tower with sewer grates on the side

>building buildings on top of buildings
Pauline has too much power.

It's almost as if its function is solely to exist within the realm of a video game and not to portray a structurally sound living space for actual human beings!

Disappointing. I was hoping for the ultimate vertical city. Cities built on top of cities built on top of cities.

How is it small? look at the npcs, you can barely see them. Also even if it was small, there are levels around the kingdom, and then more levels when you've beat the game

That's absurd. Mario has always been known for it's realism.

Are you saying that Nintendo's a bunch of hacks? Just goes to show that Sony wins again, baby!

why do you wanna waste time running around? whole city is packed and built for tight platforming

>that one ching chong chinamen city where the huge condos literally just all fell over

Imagine playing GTA 5 then playing this lmao

You can barely see them because the game has fuck all draw distance

You do know the switch can take screenshot right?

Yea but who has time for that shit?

:/

can you just... not? like, really.

Then play project eden, I guess.

>this is a "city" by Nintendoh standards

Fucking hell, I bet you even Hyrule Town is fucking bigger. City's smaller than GTA3 ffs.

It's clearly a single skyscraper in a city you moron.

>taxis drive around on top of buildings.
I'm not the moron here pham.

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the whole kingdom is a city or cities
you just can't go to most of it for obvious reasons

This begs the question. How did the taxis even get there, and why are they even needed in the first place?

You should only use the floating one in the actual city as bait, this is pretty easily identifiable as a special stage

Somehow, this picture reminds me if the Mario Bros. Movie.

Why don't you people use the capture button?

I do, at least.

>almost read that as "Diddy's Meat"

ITS A CHILDRENS VIDEO GAME

You'd be hard pressed to find better games than those four this year... That's not even considering indies like fast RMX and Golf Story, too!

Fucking shit who would have thought the best modern arena shooter would be a Nintendo exclusive ffs

Are you being ironically autistic?

Why is there a city a mile in the air floating in the ocean atop a single pillar? VIDEO GAMES. The only real criticism in your post is the tarp clipping through the building.

also the windows are clipping through the building

good, now give an actual critisism to the game and stop nitpicking.

Am I not autistic enough to get what's wrong?

how do you have any fun

This may come as a shock to you, but just because games have the capacity to look realistic doesn't mean they have to be designed realistically.

How does a 4 foot Italian man jump 5 times his own height? No one knows and very few that even matter care.

I did. I could also criticize the lack of challenge, rehashed moons, and other lazy design aspects but I didn't.

Zelda you can play on PC for cheaper

Splatoon is dead atm and will be compeltely dead once paid online rolls around

Mario is fun

Rabbids is shit, play Xcom 2 instead for a real game.

You didn't because you would get blown the fuck out like the typical shitposter you are.

THERE IS A HAT
FLYING AROUND IN THE AIR


AND FLOATING MOONS THAT POWER AN ENTIRE CITY

AND A MYTHICAL ODYSSEY HAT SHIP THAT FLOATS VIA BALLOON

AND THEY HAVE FAKE OTHERWORDLY CITIES WITH TARPS CLIPPING

THERE IS A T-REX THAT CAN SMASH THROUGH SOLID ROCK THO

OH FUCK

This is what pure retardation looks like.

It has a lot of things to do; the issue is the best stuff is usually the courses you find in the HUB area. The HUB area often has boring/lackluster missions that reward you for next to nothing sometimes.

It's also INCREDIBLY easy. Some moons are obscure and dumb, otherwise, the game is completely easy and has a lot of boring filler in the post game.

Ok how do you defend those shitty looking pipe levels? Floating meme blocks with no artistic direction looks like a tech demo

>Zelda you can play on PC for cheaper
But you can't take it on the road and lord knows Surface Tablets are too big and too expensive to the point you may as well buy a Switch if you wanna go portable part-time.

>look at the npcs, you can barely see them.
You uh, realize that's because at the second LOD and beyond the models are replaced by sprites, right?

Why did they make his boots look so pudgy?

>Looks like a tech demo
Oh look, it's this retard.

>shitty looking pipe levels?

Are you fucking retarded? they're VOID LEVELS. They're platforming levels/courses in the void from Sunshine. Galaxy had them also.

Shit is literally the Sunshine FLUDD-less courses. They're not meant to be admired, they're meant to test your platforming abilities.

look at this shit. it looks lazy as fuck

Only autists play on portables when they leave the house because they don't have cars, interesting lives, or friends to talk to. Sorry, but not everyone has to fill every space of downtime with videogames.

>But you can't take it on the road
And if the switch's terrible battery life and massively compromised ability to run games I don't think I'd want to

>looks like a tech demo

Those are called Void Levels, platforming challenge stages initially found in Mario 64 before Bowser Fights. They have been in every 3D Mario main platformer.

Nice, I love these autism threads.

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It's crazy fun to traverse and full to the brim with stuff you can fuck around with.

You've shitposted enough, you fucking retard.

and another lazy floating shape world

How is it lazy?
What are you comparing it to?

It took him all night to think up these shitposts, so he's probably comparing to that.

this level was better than any of the pipe levels in odyssey

Because it was a main fucking stage before a main bowser fight. There's like 4 of them in the entire fucking game.

Sunshine and Galaxy and Odyssey have a bunch more so they can't all be literal Bowser fight tier.

Nobody plays Mario games so that their platforming can be fucking decorated with graphical bullshit. It's a game for literal PLATFORMING.

But these are the best parts of 3d Mario games. Why are you upset your platformer has platforming?