Is Mario human?

Is Mario human?

Yeah i think hes just a midget

No he's italian.

no he is nephilim

this unironically

This wouldn't be a problem if Nintendo had an understanding that a game needs a coherent art style.

Hes a dwarf with down syndrome who is constantly getting lost. Peach is actually just his caretaker, its not really Mario looking for Peach, its Peach looking for Mario.

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Homo nintendensis.

Has science gone too far?

Mario and Pauline look like they're both from the Mushroom Kingdom.

>manlet
>fat
>hairy
>manchildren
>furry
He is the ultimate self insert of nintendo fans.

Left 6'0

Right 5'11"

no, manlets are subhuman

Haha I think he looks quite handsome! Nothing wrong with being a few inches short just gives you a lower center of gravity and it's easier to stay nice and ripped lol short guys are pretty cute! I'm a girl btw!

>using gender to attempt to get special treatment for your shit argument
you know the rules, tits or gtfo

no, he's italian

He's a midget with a tumor in his nose that developed after being exposed to Mushroom Kingdom radiation.

he's a mushroom kingdom human. a different race

He was human originally but over time exposure to the otherworldly properties of the Mushroom Kingdom changes the structure of your cells. Residents of New Donk City and Brooklyn are in trouble now that Mario has started going back to real places, he's inevitably bringing Mushroom Kingdom material with him and the effect it will have in the real world will be extremely painful (for you).

Sounds like a really bad premise for a horror game.

The game has a 100% consistent art style. Your autistic little mind just cannot comprehend different character models.

>italian
>white

t. Amerimutt

mario is retarded and deformed

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d e e p e s t l o r e

>posts a rendering of an italian immigrant
>thinks he disproved the user's point

>Band aid on foot

Europe is poor and eu rule means undemocratic as well.

Asian?

Don’t worry user. I’m sure it’ll be funny one day