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A reminder that Minecraft will never be DF3D.

Microsoft Studios ;)

They totally stole the idea from Nintendo
I feel bad for whoever had to edit this

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if creepers were added the same time the block stealing monster were originally they'd have removed/nerfed their exploding mechanic from the game.

Imagine being Notch right now and seeing his creation turn into this.

>PLAY IT ON XBOX ONE GRRRR
Why is he so angry?

who is this slut

idk but you could fit a train in between that gap

he can wipe his tears with his billions

>imagine being a billionaire

He doesn't give a fuck he's a billionaire.

Microsoft

At least the chick's hot

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money doesn't fill the empty hole in your life

They are really running out of ideas for Minecraft.

dodger is a better singer a better dancer and just an all around better human being than this bitch

>yeah all the mean girls at school will see, they won't be laughing at me when i'm in my own Broadway musical!

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you know, i kinda wish i could go back to the good ol days

No, but it sure is nice to have.

>implying she wasn't a rich Stacy

>money doesn't fill the empty hole in your life
>this is what poorfags actually believe

Posting superior musical.
youtu.be/lBICLteuQs8

youve never had money have you? If you dont have to worry about bills, food, rent, healthcare you can feel safe and never worry about it

Man she's pretty

Not necessarily but all the stuff you can buy with it sure does

>shadows
>good ol days
please, next time post a pic of alpha if you want to reminisce

Does anything even come close to Minecraft in terms of 3D Terra forming?

I am surprised there aren't more games like it.
Terraria is great but doesn't give the same feeling.

I wish I had money so I could leave in peace.

i googled minecraft alpha and it gave me a pic from beta, what the fuck

>SP E C U L A R M A P S [soon]tm
whoa such graphics
welcome to 2002

Maybe not but I can have as much sex, guns, food, vidya, etc as I want you cunt.

someone should hit you on the head with a bat

fuck you

Creepers can be dealt with, block stealers just ruin landscape when you're 50 feet underground

>Minecraft Super Duper
>Using SuperGirl for the promo

Is this all they announced? A HD texture pack, aka something some neckbeards did for free ages ago?
At least when Notch decided to copy neat stuff, like pistons.

>no one must ruin my perfect landscape :( the game must be creative mode light even in survival.

An HD texture pack*

kek'd

I earn quite a lot of money, don't have problems with paying for food or rent, but I hate my job. Must suck for notch to know he'll probably always be known as "that minecraft guy" and everything he tries to make now will never live up

fuck off london

fuck off faggot you pronounce abbreviations not the words they represent

>Nintendo makes a musical for the new Mario game
>WOW 10/10 I LOVE MUSICALS NOW!!!!!

>Microsoft does the exact same
>WOW SO CRINGEY XD!!!! MICROSHIT!!

It truly is, 100%, absolutely, A-fucking-OK, when Nintendo does it!

Creepers can blow up and leave unsightly craters when I fuck up all the time

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faggot

yes and people only put up with it because they added it early before the 9 year olds took over the game sucking notches dick.

>Broadway musical
>WOW 10/10 I LOVE MUSICALS NOW!!!!!
>bunch of 8 year olds make a musical play for class
>WOW SO CRINGEY XD!!!!

>not playing with mobGriefing false
ishygddt

people 'put up' with it because it involves some level of player interactivity

no all the kids hide at night. If they could theyd remove it. Same with limited torches never being added.

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FUCKIN DELETE THIS

The ironic thing is if most minecraft players have a girl like that they wouldn't play minecraft.

friendly reminder that notch said on twitter that he wanted minecraft out of his life so he said that the first Company that wants to buy Mojang from him will get it.

this is the result of Microsoft buying mojang from notch

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MINECRAFT?

disgusting she is the ugliest bitch i have ever seen

Yup.

youtube.com/watch?v=cjpHzLYHkwA

>1:14
rap god

I actually like this.
I miss the times when minecraft looked like this.
Money doesn't
Things you buy with money do.

fuck you i enjoy this ad

>liking this

get out of life

>playing with mobgriefing false
I bet you also play with keepinventory true, you fucking casual piece of shit

>umbrellachute badge
Hey, no scrubs allowed here. Go fuck off to reddit you casual

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He was already asked this question and the gist of his answer is "I don't give a fuck because I already got paid and it's not mine anymore".
That's unrelated and journos basically construed what he said like the shit they are. He is actually very happy but even rich people can be sad sometimes too you fucking idiot. The fact that you know this means you read what those fucks shits on their articles so you should probably kill yourself.

its garbage and the bitch cant sing to save her life

As a matter of fact, yes i do.
Sorry user for not getting cucked by that fat bastard of Notch and his poor design choices.

So do I, that's why I posted it. It's literally OK when Nintendo does it because they do it well.

Not like you can't publish shit under a different name.

Fuck, no one cares about Minecraft anymore

>Starring: """gamergurl"""
That's the problem. Should've been some fat neckbeard, like Boogie or some other lardass. Reflects the majority of the game's playerbase.

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>Minecraft is busy making crappy musicals, while Terraria is busy working on the 1.4 update

WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!

>$43.66

>anything i find too hard is a "bad design choice"

i hope you fucking die a painful death you are the thing RUINING games

>money doesn't fill the empty hole in your life
YES IT DOES, YOU STUPID POORFAG FUCK!

Buy it and post the entire book on this threa-
>Length: 3997 pages
>mfw

Right now, that void is filled with suffering and lividity.

Holy shit if this fucktard can charge 43 bucks for stupid vidya memes then I can sell my 10 year old HDD of dumb Sup Forums images for thousands

The worst part is the autotune. Why don't they just get someome who can actually sing?

>a literal meme book
now I've seen everything

>abaaawaaaa1!!1 u must eat shit like everyone elseee baaaawaaaa
Whatever you say, cuck.
Keep losing 40 hours of progress because of a creeper, faggot. :^)

what did they mean by this

play on fucking peaciful mode, then, jesus fuck.
How hard is it to craft a sword and a bow with bunch of arrows to protect yourself?
How hard is it to craft a set of armor?
You casual piece of shit, holy crap.
I played minecraft on hardcore since before it left alpha. You die-you delete your fucking world yourself, no excuses.

>Creepers leaving giant ugly holes in everything makes the game harder
It's just an annoyance. You can slap the holes shut with dirt and it makes no difference. They still do the same damage.

someone get it and share for fuck sake

All this effort to advertise a fucking graphics pack?

>Length: 3997 pages

>$43 for what's literally flooding Youtube to the brim but in image form that you could get for free
I honestly want to know what parents would be stupid enough to buy this.

>He’s an adult now
FeelsOldMan

What, do you expect them to make ACTUAL content? Who do you think this is?

>or they blow up your house and you delete your world like a fucking casual you are
>except they don't because you have mobGriefing = false

Still a better musical than Rent.

>i have a 8 year old cousin i have to babysit every other weekend
>he watches this faggot endlessly
Good grief end me now

have you tried GITTING GUD and not dying to fucking creepers?

Awful audio engineering. Like holy shit someone should be fired over this abomination.

Ending your cousing would make this world a better place for the rest of us.