In philosophy

>In philosophy
>Professor asks me what is power.
>put on the spot, I remember a certain quote from Kingdom Hearts
>I say "My friends are my power"
>Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause

but you don't have any friends

You're an overwhelming faggot and KH is shit kys

ITT:Shit that never happened

Shut the fuck up underage trash.

Congratulations OP.

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Sup Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Sup Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

OPEN YOUR HEART TO THE DARKNESS

>class gives me a round of applause
I think the pressure of being put on the spot caused you to have a panic attack and you had auditory hallucinations lol

I'm 23, and KH is the most convoluted dog shit story line I've ever even tried to comprehend.

You didn't try and most people like it for the gameplay anyway. Fuck off.

This has been parodied so many i times i dont even remember what the orginal was anymore

>gameplay

kek

you mean hitting square and keeping Donald alive the whole game?

>In philosophy
>Professor asks me what is best in life.
>put on the spot, I remember a certain quote from Conan
>I say "To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."
>Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause

late night tv is not video games

I think The Witcher but I could be wrong

I did try, only to find out I have to shill out on shitting Gameboy and DS games to have a complete understanding. I bet you bought into Battlefront 2's shilling game too huh?

Ah yes, Conan the Barbarian, my favorite late night tv show.

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Lmao

>In Philosophy
>Pink haired gelatinous professor asks me what is power
>Put on the spot, I remember a certain quote from my favorite Tumblr
>I say "Black female bodies and the melanin inside them"
>Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause and then tells me not to talk anymore because I'm white
This is more likely

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No i don't play shitty fps games.

You can play every kh game required to understand the story on PS4.

KH games are better than 90% of the shit released today, including shit SE themselves release.

What does Square do user? did you finish the game by guarding the whole time?

same

Yes I did

Don't bother, OP. People are too new to recognise shit like this.

Wtf are you guys writing.You guys are just a bunch of redditors not understanding this old Sup Forums meme.

>In philosophy
>Professor asks me about the concept of evil
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Sonic Adventure 2
>"You've turned into a big-time villain, Doctor!"
>Professor takes the fake emerald, class shoots me into space