2017

>2017
>still no good Harry Potter games

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Prisoner of azkaban on PS2 was great. So was philosopher's stone on gameboy

FLIPENDO

Well, what would you expect from one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises?

ravenclaw all the way

2 and 4 are best

>tfw Gryffindor Hermione is the worst one

Gibb Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw pls

She looks like a monkey

what is witch trainer

I grew up thinking Hufflepuff was the house for dweebs, but as an adult I imagine they have the most sex of all combined.

I love this shit.

Kill, marry, rape, fuck

Finished it once fucking hermione at the ball, did it get new content?

It was a book series first...

"No!"

I'd huffle those puffs

Black guy here, 4 for sure. Something about destroying the white race turns me on.

memritv is a blessing

Isekai is shit

Sword Art Online is a better story

glop

I want that huffle to puff me

>4
You said 2, so i will let you go

But Hermoine is black now.

And its a good thing.

>game has unlockable swimsuit

They're all amazing.

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I want to chew on her bush.

2 and 4 are like opposites, 2 a cute and 4 looks like a bully kinda femdraco, a thot

Because J.K. Rowling won't sell the rights because she doesn't like vidya. Current gen HP games seperate from the movies would print money.

Also Slytherin

Witch trainer exists

>Wanting Harry Potter vidya when it's inevitable that they'd have a bunch of unskilled diversity hires working on it a la ME Andromeda

retarded brit cunt

JK rowling is an idiot then. She basically hates money at this point

ginger hermione makes my dick hard.

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>still no good Harry Potter games
Are you blind or just too autistic to enjoy Lego game like real alpha male ?

Nothing about her even makes my dick wiggle a little

I would unironically still buy this if I could play as a Slytherin

Body and face of a 12 year old boy.

if i had one wish itd be to have 4 dicks so i could bang all those hermiones at once

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>playing Harry Potter: Online
>take a break for a month
>come back
>character's now black because the devs said it was from the beginning

upset MRA detected

>red hair
>freckles
>pale eyes

No matter how good the game is it won't change the fact that it's based of dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
a-at least the books were good though
"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

Didn't that play shit things up pretty hard?

Frankly, after seeing what HBO did with Song of Fire and Ice, what Disney did with Star Wars and Marvel, and what Warner Bros did with Lord of the Rings and Hobbit.
I'm not a tiny bit fucking surprised she doesn't want to sell.
I guarantee you that no matter how badly you think of Harry Potter, it would 100% sure get much, MUCH worse under Hollywood grasp.

>Harry Potter game set in the current year
>Half of Hogwarts is Muslim
>Constant terrorist attacks
>Told it is part and parcel of learning magic

>not playing the HP gmod servers
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Stop spreading this meme rumour.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lego_Harry_Potter:_Years_1–4

haha fuck, that's actually epic

But there have been harry potter games in the past, what happened?

>nobody says anything about feminists or politics
>IMMEDIATELY bringing politics into this just because someone doesn't like the extremely unfeminine shape of a brit turbodyke
Wanna know how I know that you're SJW turbofeminazi?

fuck off /lit/

Well there have always been black people in the movies, so I don't really see the problem here.
Makes sense, since Hogwards is in England.

I love this /lit/ pasta and bait pic.
It's literally the Stallman or Gorilla Warfare pasta equivalent of /lit/

Oh hi there! You in Hufflepuff too? We should study together if you're ok with that

>first book
>sorting hat tells harry "nah bro all slytherins aren't bad there's nothing wrong with being in slytherin honestly trust me"
>every book after that
>literally every dark wizard in history has been from slytherin, all the current slytherins are either bullies or part of wizard hitler's group to the point that in the last book they round them all up and lock them in the dungeons just in case
>"nah bro slytherin totally isn't bad trust me"

What was the Sorting Hat's end game?

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This pic makes original emma look so plain.

Anyway
Raven = Puff > Sly >>>> Gryff

The movies began to make no sense around Order of the Phoenix if you've never read the books because shit like Petronus charms were never explained.

>Why were they called death eaters
>What's up with the houses being based on race, I thought they were based on personality
>Who the fuck is the grey lady and why does she want that necklace destroyed
>in fact, why are there random dead people floating around Hogwarts anyway, is life and death properly explained in the fucking films for people who never read the books?

>implying Slytherins aren't defending the Wizard race for Muggled subwizards

>Have facial blindness
>thought this was 4 different girls for years

>shadman

He was one of them.

The best thing about Memri is that it's supposed to give everyone an insight to the Arab world. I think it worked.

Top taste my dude.

You think I'll trade my wizard powers for you?

Ravenclaw FTW!

The sorting hat is a death eater sympathiser

I'd huffle her puff

You also have Harry looking through that mirror shard Sirius gave him despite him not giving it to him in the movies.

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>create you own character
>your family is either super nice, dead, or your adopted and treated like scum until you can have revenge
>specialize in different types of magic and other stuff like alchemy and wand crafting
>play quidditch if you want or you can be mischievous like the weasley bros and pull pranks all over the school
>the 4 main houses plus maybe some extra ones
>shitloads of side quests, classes, hidden things, meet all the monsters hagrid takes care of
>tons of character customization
>tons of waifus
>HOWEVER
>tons of different professors
>get sweets from the trolley while on the train

what a shame

Where?

Dumbledore, McGonagall, and Hermione are all in Gryffindor. Most of what accounts for your sorting is what you personally value and strive for, not just what traits you have.

People who are truly smart will understand that there are things more valuable than intellect, so Ravenclaws mostly comprise of eccentric ninnies, not geniuses. That's not saying Ravenclaws aren't smart, but that many smart historic figures wouldn't be in Ravenclaw because they're smart enough to recognize the value in other aspects of human nature. I feel like Einstein would be a Hufflepuff.
It's still a great House to be in though, just because you expose yourself to so many knowledgeable peers and learn from it. Plus you're IN A SCHOOL, where your brain is learning and developing.

I mean really, if you're truly a smart person, you probably won't identify with the 'smart house'. You'd understand that even you have limits, and intelligence is only important up to a point.

Shame because I was going to post nudes

The movies were literally vetoed every step of the way by Rowling and she deliberately had crucial bits and pieces left out precisely to force people to buy books. She was never shy about blatantly screaming at the top of her lungs that she used the movies as nothing more but long commercials for the books.

have another lad

>be asian
>be put in Ravenclaw

She was a billionaire at one point, fairly sure she couldn't give a fuck about making money.

Now you MUST post them, don't be a fag.

>specialise in mathematical magic

Whose that?

JK Rowling said this was Hermione, she was always black you FUCKING SHITLORDS

"No!"

>being this triggered
VanIlla Hermione is life. Original Pansy is also acceptable. Every other HP chick is a crone.

you didn't want her then, should've made a better decision.

keep raging MRAcuck

who is this crazy bitch

I'm not him you retard.

Kys op, the first three games on consoles are Zelda tier

Do you think the wizard schools ever have school shootings?

that's what they always say

lmaoing at your fucking life, nigger. Get in control my man.

wat?

>________ presents Harry Potter: The Ultimate Dream Game With Everything You Wanted. Developed by __________________

well Sup Forums who's it gonna be?

>that waist
Jesus christ post sauce

>Potter thread turns into shitposting/copypasta/pol/
Well that was fun while it lasted.

>2017
>Caring about harry potter

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