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weren't Rampage's monsters humans or something?
how will they bring that shit up?
So who plays Betty
>he didn't main ralph
oh no no no no
They whitewashed George wtf
black apes are racist.
I'm fine with Ralph getting that cool ass scene of him taking out the helicopter, but I can completely imagine me them either making him the villain or barely include him outside of that scene.
They don't. Easy as that.
That's straight up just the Yeti from the Goosbumps movie and Lizzie is basically just Godzilla.
>The Lizard is actually a female
I mean it's not very true to the original game but I don't know what's apparently so funny about their designs
GEOOOOOORGE!
>The monsters aren't mutated humans
DROOOOOOOOPPPPPPPEEEDD
FUCK HOLLYWOOD
The rampage games accepted the silliness of its own concept. We could've got a tongue in cheek shoutout to B-monster movies like toxic avenger, but instead we get another generic disaster movie starring the rock.
To be fair I can understand why George is a yeti. He would be to similar to King Kong otherwise and the white fur makes him stand out. Ralph also looks good but he looks more like a rat than a wolf.
I can't see Lizzie though.
who asked for a rampage movie?
Just wait till World Tour where we get poodles and masses of worms as monsters.
Okay, so it's generic Hollywood schlock right down to Dwayne Johnson cast in the lead role. But generic Hollywood schlock is what makes the big bucks. Meaning that if this does well, we might start seeing more vidya adaptations, and some of those are bound to be good.
Right?
>making a movie about Rampage
>not a new game
for fuck's sake
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>That fucking Smashing Pumpkins song in the background
>STARRING THE ROCK
user, if they made the monsters mutated humans they would pull a transformers and make half the movie about a bunch of people talking to each other rather than monsters tearing apart buildings and jumping all over the place.
Surprise, it's a black woman.
Meant Total Destruction, got the two confused.
Oh No! They ruined the INTEGRITY of a game about bouncing off helicopters and eating washing machines to burp bubbles!
How can they sully the the grand name of a game such as Rampage, which let's you eat chairs, vomit, then eat that vomit, and gain points back?
They're RUINING the legacy of Rampage, a game designed to suck quarters out of you by the second ad you traverse 1000s of levels that are exactly the same, doing exactly the same thing!
Seriously, how can anyone be upset by this?
I swear to God someone used the monkey paw, there is no other explanation to this. The movie came out of nowhere, no news nothing and the then blam! Trailer for rampage
Does she have an afro?
I don't think anyone is upset. It's more like everyone is baffled that this is a thing.
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It's just a bit odd, user. Why Rampage of all things? Why'd it even need to be based on a game at all, let alone a series no one cares about?
Then have the human identities be a mystery that needs to be solved. When you take away the human element you take away the defining premise of "How fun it would be to be a giant destructive monster in a city for a few minutes".
Of all the games, why Rampage?
does she have giant brown love baloons?
Actually, I care about Rampage. The NES version, and to a lesser extent the arcade version were a big part of my childhood.
I wouldn't give two shits about this movie, without the Rampage title, and now I'm going to go see it, because it reminds me of the stupid fin I had with the original.
Another plus is that this name probably garners a little attention, that it otherwise wouldn't receive, so they bank on that. It's probably a really cheap license, so the return on their investment is likely pretty low.
Ya know, you would think they would at LEAST come out with a GAME first. At the VERY LEAST.
Isn't Midway dead? How did they get the rights to Rampage?
The rock used to be cool but now hes turning into fucking Ben Stiller.
You see him fighting George later in the trailer.
Some shell company probably had it along with some others, and let them license on the cheap.
It's also a monkey's paw that REALLY loves The Rock. Like, why does Jumanji have literally nothing to do with a lethal board game?
Like without the RNG aspect that makes any natural fiasco in the jungle happen, replaced with an actual jungle, It's just a lame version of Tropic Thunder.
*inhales*
No, you fucking don't, you faggots always do this shit when old shit is brought up. No one gave a fuck about Rampage, no one gives a fuck about rampage (obviously), you were a shithead as a kid. This won't "Tarnish" the good name of Rampage, Rampage was a cheap as fuck side-scroller beat-em up, they tried video game sequels and they flopped.
>perfect concept for a dark humor kaiju film with silly murderous monsters getting into hijinx
>they make a completely straight-faced action film where 2 of the monsters don't even resemble their originals and aren't even big enough to eat a city
Every day we stray further from god.
I love the games too, but I don't see how anyone would expect them to get any more sales than the movie would in the first place. I mean, it's not even that similar.
I'm probably gonna end up watching it at some point, if I'm being honest.
I hope there's some nice shots of cute lizard feet :3
It's literal movie garbage.
>Rampage World Tour literally gave them everything they could have needed to make a passable movie
>They arent even mutated humans which is the entire fucking point of the series
JUST
Rock wants to do a Street Sharks movie too.
Obviously, but I know people that watch literal movie garbage and it's nice to occasionally hang out with people to joke around. Even if you're not really invested in the movie.
Do normies even remember Rampage?
i hate this meme but i think its appropriate in this case
>Why is george white!?
Cause he looks like Kong?
>MAKE HIM BROWN
>Looks like legendary Kong
>WOW KONG RIP OFF
I just don't want you to be disappointed. :)
They will when the t-shirts come out. Then they will act disappointed when the movie is obviously bad. I fucking hate americans.
I will be very disappointed, and you can't stop me.
Only rampage games I don't own are Throught Time.
This makes me want to replay the games, is it fun solo?
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Sonic x Rampage crossover when?
I hope this movie ruins the Rock's career
Only people who grew up in the 80s or with the N64/PSX. Id think more normie oldfags would remember it than 90s console fuckers though, it was a pretty big arcade hit
Jumanji was about a magical board game that forced you to play by its rules to the end with your life being at stake Nah kids aren't into board games lets make it be about a video game instead. Do they think Hasbro stopped making boards games or something?
>George, Ralph, and Lizzie are just mutated animals, instead of humans who are transformed into monsters
>George has white (very light brown?) fur
>Lizzie is a crocodile instead of dinosaur/lizard
>Negan
F U C K I N G
D R O P P E D
FFS, it's an 80's arcade game with about two ounces of plot, and they couldn't even get what little there is correct? What even makes this a "Rampage" movie instead of just a generic monster flick? Because they named the monkey "George" it's now suddenly Rampage?
Those designs are so fucking generic and soul-less. Fuck Hollywood.
Its the Adam Sandler effect. These movies make money, and the Rock was never a "real actor".
Only you goys are getting fucked from trash-kino.
they also could have just made him a man-gorilla mutant like in the game instead of just a big normal gorilla
>used to rent Rampage 2 all the time when I was a kid
>Just realizing now Ruby was a lobster and not just some alien thing
>vee
>Actualy being upset that they white-washed a monkey
top fucking kek
I could really see this movie being one with 3 mutated scientists in CG but cartoony looking talking monsters bickering back and forth with each other in a comedy city destruction movie. They can even make them sound all stereotypically sciencey. Everything was literally there. Why in god's name did they think San Andreas 2 featuring whitewashing commentary in the form of the gorilla was a good idea?
pfft nice movie arcadecucks!
I really wish they'd port this to PC with online.
This is next.
>FFS, it's an 80's arcade game with about two ounces of plot, and they couldn't even get what little there is correct?
It's hilarious just how bad this is going to be. Hope Hollywood continues to eat itself alive, foreign movies are nine times out if ten better anyway.
What kills me
What absolutely kills me is that they have a fucking trailer that says "Dwayne The Rock Johnson starring in RAMPAGE THE MOVIE" and he doesn't turn into a giant fucking gorilla! What's the fucking point? How can you make such a bad decision?
>"How many others are there?"
This is sequel bait. They're gonna do world tour and Universal and then the third one will be a huge shit fest that is Total Destruction.
it literally looks like the King Kong model from the Peter Jackson movie
Fund it!
Pffft why stop there we already got a MH movie in the works
Negan's only in this cause of Walking Dead, isn't he?
Whyyyyy aren't they making this funny... What is the push to make this serious? How do they fuck up the premise immediately
Hollywood made the Battleships movie, you know, 'YOU SUNK MY BATTLE SHIP' into a fucking movie about ALIENS.
>actor is only in thing because he got popular in other thing, isn't he?
congratulations, you've cracked the Hollywood code
I forgot that happened. The fact the alien torpedoes looked like the pieces from the game and a WWII battleship had to be used to defeat them was hilariously bad. The alien designs themselves aren't even that good.
>AMC's the Walking Dead
>Rick runs to the camera
>"NEGAN'S ON A RAMPAGE!"
>"THIRTY FOOT WOLF, RICK!"
A chance to cash in on the American Kaiju market.
>The aliens actually shot pegs like the game
Legendary's doing a monster verse with classic Toho monsters like Godzilla, Rodan, Mothra, and Ghidorah, and King Kong's in the same universe now.
Pacific Rim 2 is confirmed
Godzilla just did a new movie in 2016, and just had a movie release last night.
If that isn't hilarious to you I don't know what to say.
You would think that them playing it straight would make it funny like Airplane!, but jews lack subtlety.
Oh that's pretty cool. Should be a fun movie to go out and see for the hell of it.
Guess we'll never get a movie to this.
Or a sequel ;_;
What franchise will get the first legitimately good vidya movie? Mortal kombat has already won the campy dumb good trophy. I hope it's Zelda.
Total Destruction was my favorite, I remember it had world tour and the original I think. Love it so much.
Last of Us
oh wait
Halo has huge potential for it. We can actually see the potential pop up in Halo Legends, the live action ads for Halo 3 and ODST and Forward Unto Dawn. Adapt Contact Harvest or Fall of Reach (And do it right god fucking damn it) and you are good.
Zelda will either be absolute ass 10 years from now if its made by white people.
Or it will get some sort of Asian drama.
OOOOOOOOR, a CG movie/Anime. Prey to God that its this.
>let's take a game franchise known for being silly and unrealistic and do mature realistic version starring big name actors
I guess Hollywood forgot about Mario Bros.
If you aren't going to give the game's any sort of respect and your only objective is to spin a dormant IP into a generic blockbuster that yields mediocre box office earnings, just don't. Being the target of that much anger isn't worth it.
the game is pretty shit, so it might be quite easy for once to make a vidya movie better than the game's source.
It may not necessarily be good, but the upcoming Mario film may be the most "accurate" vidya movie if Illumination's involvement is anything to go by.
These companies don't give a quarter shit about what a few hobbyists think of them, only that they can throw together these shit movies with popular actors and make big buck off the people that recognize the name.
>Last of Us
What holy fuck.
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NaughtyDog is going to move on to movies, mabye they will save movies guys.
Sonic the Hedgehog.
Kids would've eaten that shit up. Now it's just a dime a dozen destruction flick.
>made by the people responsible for Minions.
Nooooope.