Choose your slav

He will protect you and play Smash with you. The rest will try to kill you. Choose wisely.

>not choosing Boris

If they're going kill me, I would choose Boris

>play Smash with you
>Slavs playing Nintendo.
>Slavs playing a fighting game.
>Slavs playing a nostalgia-bait fighting game despite it not being attainable when they were kids.

What's next? Asians who completely suck at school and shave their pubes?

I'd pick Boris but I'd worry about him tying me up in some slavic rape dungeon after. Vasya might be the best choice for a non homo.

>Slavs playing Nintendo
>he doesn't know
>inb4 NES bootlegs don't count

>Smash
>not WC3 mods and CS:GO

>Vasya
>Dima
That's not even a full slavsquad.
And you dare to tell them a slavs.
I feel insulted.

>>slavs playing nintendo
Fuk u. Pegasus a best it's not our fault that jewtendo doesn't acknowledge european countries past Germany ;_;

thread is more vidya related than 30-40% of Sup Forums currently.
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Zak. As a fellow uni dropout and cooking enthusiast I think we'd make a team.

>smash
bitch ill fight all of them to avoid playing that shit

I feel like I would get along very well with Vasya

dima is soviet spy

Dima definitely.
Being ex-military is great but retard strength is excellent

>not choosing Zakhar
He's my slavfu

artyom

Evgeny seems to be pretty meta.

They did at one point and tried their darnest to jew the slav, only to be slaved.

Dima def looks like a spy

>tfw no Zakhar&Artyom broship, with playing HoMM3 online with shitty broadband at night hours.
Why live

>not choosing based artyom

My friend owns pegasus. One controller wasn't working correctly and of course he gave it to me. I was a bit drunk so I sad "I will fix it" and pulled a knife. When I opened controller, everything inside dropped on floor. I had to place every part back. But few parts couldnt fit in so I threw them away. Controller works perfectly ever since.
Tldr: soviet tech will work without 15% of its parts. Applies to every device

I want to play comfy HoMM3 with Artyom, I've also been playing it for 28 years

>Pegasus
>soviet technology
STOP FUCKING STOP

Vasya or Boris look based

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