What's ol' Lucifer's end game for EA?
What's ol' Lucifer's end game for EA?
Dylan Butler
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Grayson Sanders
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Owen Morales
>you need to pay Mr Bond
Henry Clark
I'll never not love that EA's CEO is literally Satan. It's the sort of thing that makes living in this world worthwhile, when the thing you hate the most actually is the devil.
Nicholas Fisher
>Do you expect me to talk?
>No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to buy.
John Price
>Like Sire, like Childe
Jace Adams
>What's ol' Lucifer's end game for EA?
One with microtransactions I assume
Kayden Adams
No fucking WONDER EA pulled the shit they did
To any Aussies here, you know this fucking guy looks EXACTLY like one of those smarmy cunts that turns up on those SPORTSBET ads.
Literally probably came from the Gambling industry here in Australia. Not fucking kidding, he looks like a serpent.
Brayden Hughes
holy fuck you're right
Carson Stewart
This guy made $20 million in fiscal 2017 and people defend EA crying about video game costs.
Fuck him. EA doesn't need more money - they'll just use it to consolidate and layoff game devs.
Zachary Diaz
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Mason Nelson
Anyone got the venture prince picture?
Justin Martin
Thank you, that's the one I've been waiting for.
Asher Hill
Lucifer must be putting some lube after the furry rape the mouse gave him
Adam Hernandez
>Disney is the Tremere
Lincoln Nelson
He's also rather short
Jaxon Adams
Was it a cry for help?
Logan Gomez
What's that on the left?
Nathaniel Bell
Main villan of Mirrors edge: Catalyst
Hunter Gomez
I mean right.
Jaxson Peterson
Hey kid, I got some rare lootbox keys in the back of my van. Are you interested?
Brody Butler
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Oliver Wright
He sort of looks like Terry close up like that. It's probably the eyelashes
Benjamin Ward
but with less glow-in-the-dark CIA niggers and more lootboxes.
Julian Carter
i think he wanted to give me another mirrors edge before he killed EA
fufilling all my dreams.
I think he is the good guy desu
Connor Gomez
They probably have the same age.
Mason Robinson
All of the selfish fumbles will be revealed and make a lot more sense next November
Dominic Stewart
Fixed
Daniel Parker
*Speaks in British*
Isaac Bailey
British?
Jack Collins
>The cammy fucks at EA will never have tight redhead anarch twats to bang.
Get fucked, camarilla. Enjoy your fat malkavians and SJW nosferatu.
Nathaniel Anderson
Do you think he snorts coke and kills hookers in regular basis?
Lincoln Lee
>Oi! It's 12 bong! Time to enjoy a nice pot of minted Earl Grey along with some fresh fish and chips.
Carter Rivera
The virgin consumer vs the Chad CEO
Ryder Lopez
Of course. That's mandatory for a ceo
Jonathan Gray
he looks better evil
Jayden Diaz
aren't models in heels around 6'?
Blake Jackson
For sure, these other pics just makes him look like a regular fuccboi.
Owen Gutierrez
>evil mastermind
>dude that wears shorts all year round
Sebastian Perry
What sort of gun do you think he have pointed at his head at all times?
William James
I don't like EA but I can't bring myself to hate this guy for some reason. Maybe it's all the meme's of him looking like a Bond villain. Also EA has been shit for far longer than he was a CEO, I doubt it's any worse now that it was before.
Dominic Barnes
>CEOs
>sportive
>beautiful
>powerful
How long until they end up together?
That couple won't resist anything, can't wait to see it.
Eli Rodriguez
>she's actually the modern assassin and she made the series to retell her family's history
>kills ea ceo
Carter Green
He's australian you retard
Brody Green
Time is cruel
Jordan Ramirez
She still hot
I agree! They really fit well together. Maybe she left Ubisoft to get closer to him?
Xavier White
>Lucifer
He's just an amateur. I heard the CEO of Disney called and bitched him out. I can only imagine what was said. Hollywood jews don't play around. Hit that goy!
Bentley Thomas
For women, Josh Sawyer was looking handsome as hell in the PoE 2 beta stream the other day.
No homo.
Josiah Hughes
Sawyer is an out gay man.
Kevin Ward
Good for him, I guess.
Christian Gutierrez
I've always said Australia has the most evil people in the world. Him and Rupert Murdoch, and every LNP scum prove it.
Jaxon White
He's looking 100% like Desmond, the typical assassin. Why would she hurt him?
I even think he has some game gamedev ideas/skills.
Samuel Jones
Problem is, it's too hot to care. I'll wait until the afternoon when it cools down to try and fix the country
Gabriel Robinson
What's up with the lesbian haircut?
Ryan Allen
HE'S CHUMS WITH THE DUNGEON KEEPER
Tyler Sullivan
IT DIDN'T EFFECT SALES
So what's the big fucking problem? You still have your Pandemic Battlefronts. This game is for me, the investor, and EA. You, Sup Forums, are not the primary demographic for this game. Waddle off of your soapbox and go back to the games you pretend to play.
Carter Davis
It would be embarrassing if he got both more pussy and better quality pussy than a "totally not-pear shaped" male like yourself.
Christian Flores
You're trying too hard.