I AM FULLY CHAR-*gets headshot*

I AM FULLY CHAR-*gets headshot*
*switches to spy*

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>tfw you get dominated as a Medic because nobody on your team can net kills even when you're overhealing them and the ones that can rocket jump away abandoning you to death

It's so easy to top the scoreboard as Medic.

Medic is fucking ez mode.

>Playing Spy
>See a Sniper that is constantly scoped in but is getting impressive numbers
>Decloak with C&D behind him
>Doesn't notice
>Wait around for a few seconds because I know my luck
>Doesn't turn around
>Go in for the stab
>Turns around, crits and kills me

Why the fuck does this keep happening?

>READY FOR THAT CHARGE DOC
>HIT IT DOC
>LET'S GO DOC
>BEEPBEEPBEEP
>Sentry gun >>> user
>Sentry gun >>> paco.gonzales2005

I don't think a post has wholly summed up what it is to main Medic. Thank you.

He's playing with headphones and heard you uncloak. Don't do it directly next to him.

No, I did uncloak behind him, but he doesn't flinch, turn around or anything. I even stood still for a couple of seconds just to make sure he didn't. The moment I decided to move, that's when he turned around.

>tfw every time im doing okay as a power class my skill drops harder than ea stock as soon as a medi beam enters my anus

>Can hit pipes, stickes and direct hits for days
>As soon as uber pops I miss everything

What is it about it?

>Be Demo ready to fuck an Engy's shit up
>Medic won't get off his buttbuddy that's shooting at fucking nothing

well just b urself

No he heard you. He just knows to pretend he didn't so he can wait till you actually try to do something.

>trying to play scout on a fully populated server
youtube.com/watch?v=bJsnc6N6qDI

>playing soldier
>almost out of ammo or need to reload
>medic pops uber on me
>medic gets pissed because I run out of ammo or don't get many kills due to reloading

>playing scout
>play for a UGC team
>top score among my team on every match
>picked off sniper
>"user, pick their medic
>find medic
>miss
>miss
>miss
>miss
>miss
>miss medic and hit the heavy he's healing
>shamed by my team for the rest of the match

Why am I on this team anyways.

>RED has sentries holding last
>Med will not change from Kritzkrieg

>Get critzed as a demo
>choke and fuck it up

>ubering a frogposter
f a k e
n e w s

Can someone re-post the non-Steem version downIoad of this game? ls there a Iist of servers that come with it? Or is it Iike non-Steem C S 1.6 where you have to Ioad a server Iist yourseIf?

>Medic pops uber and we push in
>suddenly swaps who he's healing and I die
>uber proceeds to get wasted on someone who has no idea what he's doing

I've been getting so many kills by just being a W+m1 pyro. Sometimes I have to stop myself from playing as pyro.
Not only that, but when crits are activated with the Phlog it amazes me how quickly it kills. I can just do a single click on a scout and he's dead.

>kept you waiting huh?

youtube.com/watch?v=KuqImZKygvw

I-impossible

>Documentary on Casual servers
its only a matter of time.

>that one guy who just watched Meet the Medic and refuses to heal anyone that isn't the bottom-scoring Heavy

3 years.

ITS BEEN 3 GOD DAMN YEARS.

>TOP TIER
Soldier
Scout
>MID TIER
Demoman
Medic
Engineer
>LOW TIER
Heavy
Spy
>SHITTER TIER
Pyro
Sniper

>Mfw learning how to snipe in this game
Jesus christ I'm unstoppable, finishing matches with 40+ headshots

post objectors

is that shantae?
sauce me

Love your sign, I was going to get a scientist sign too, for Heavy once I get some ref (I have a unique sign for scout, demo, and sniper so far)

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The game died when they made jewing impossible.

im too lazy to get a screen of mine but it has this pic

I secretly want to autistically devote my life to this game. Get really competitive, collect all the items, and be a bigger part of the community.

I'll never do it though.

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>when almost everyone on your team is terrible enough you get the best results ubering the engy

well that or the gibus pyro, at least they're completely fearless and actually move towards the enemy

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here it is

I'll buy that sign

Here's the pic I used for it, go nuts.

cause people play the game instead of watching it dum dum

go back to your safe space tf2tard

I mean I have the full pic (>Shadman) but I'm just lazy
here's my set

Why? What are you objecting to or afraid of?

I like that far left pic, sauce?

Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, 's two boards down.

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Danke, friend.

>TF2 thread
>Without fail, Paul is here
baka use a trip so I can filter you already

who?

>feel confident invading enemy base
>medic attaches himself to you and starts following you around
>get anxious and start making mistakes

L-DAWG IS BACK

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>implying (you) or your buddies over at tf2g didn't start this thread

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Ugleh

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YOU SEE THE LORD'S BEEN GOOD TO ME

EVER SINCE I WAS A LOWER-CASE G

>tfw have no idea how the inventory system works on TF2 so I'll never be able to name a thing "Rimmy the Rectum Ribbler"

wonder what people were talking about on his servers when no ones seen him for years

People who abandon their medics are the worst

if i ever get another nametag i'll rename the second one "meatbons". dunno about the first.

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What the fuck is up with this gif?

It's a fucking anime girl on an anime site, get over it

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>team's only medic announces to the server that he has to leave because it's his bedtime

LazyPurple is a fucking faggot.

>log into a 2fort server
>Immediately hear a Scout getting shot in the head on the bridge

It's like slipping into your favourite pair of pants.

>About to do a Pyro contract on Upward
>Team can't get through last and keep
dying
>Switch to Medic
>Win

TF2 is weird because it's one of the most dextrously demanding multiplayer titles, being basically the last bastion of stuff like rocket jumping, the game's announcer is constantly yelling at you to do stuff, the game has a lot of negative reinforcement built it with the domination system, and yet it's also the one multiplayer FPS in all my decades on this planet that I can actually relax to.

>enemy team's top scorer has an anime avatar
>become my team's top scorer so that both teams have cute anime pictures at the top of the scoreboard

Jesus christ I've never realized how common that is until you pointed it out.

Threadly spy rant

Most of his kit is useless.

>disguise
>enemy pyro that spytests every single teammate crosses your path
>die

>cloak
>uncloak
>enemy is not a potato and hears it, turns around and kill you
>optionally cloak disguised from far away and they spycheck you anyway

If you are not a hitbox autist that can trickstab everyone, you'll need to use some very cheesy tactics to get anything done. Or dedicate your entire life to sapping. Which is shit since destroying sentries is much easier for any other class.

I do like to use YER though, it's perfect for messing up enemy engineers

Doing god's work user

>tfw can hear all of the death screams in my head
And the thought brings nothing but nostalgia

I don't want to waste that much time on a dying game. Why I would I want expensive virtual cosmetics to impress strangers online? I secretly want to, but thinking about it realistically, I realize how dumb it is. Plus the fanbase is pretty cancerous.

But I love the game, and fantasize about spending a retarded amount of time with it. I already spent 3000 hours of my life on it so far, and don't think I should do more, but I can't stop playing.

shit that never happened

Name tag item, my dude

To add to this, it could be somehow fixed if Spy had more freedom while disguised. Being able to taunt is one. Being able to zoom in as a Sniper is another option. I don't know how they'd handle shooting though.

Also, give his watch an option to teleport a few meters away or something like that, and of course make it drain like 50% of his cloak meter, would be nice.

>people back then shat on TF2 for being a casual baby game
>now people are praising it for being ultra hardcore
really makes me think.

Being Medic is always a nightmare.

>go medic
>be the only player that uses voice in the entire team
>"hey sniper I'm using a kritz and my charge is ready, want me to use it on you?"
>they shake
>"I guess that's a no?"
>they start jumping while shaking
>rinse and repeat, looking for the next sniper
>no fucking snipers want to do it
>just use it on a nearby pyro and get 5 kills in the dumbest way

I hate this game

What fucking alternatives did you have to TF2 in 2007? There was Counter-Strike Source and Counter-Strike Source. The other major multiplayer release of that year was Call of Duty 4 and if there's ever an argument for people in glass houses.

The only people who could conceivably have opinions like that are TFCfags with a chip on their shoulder and fact of the matter is is they're a basic nonentity.

It is fun though.

>uncloak in front of a sniper or engineer
>befriend them, gain their trust
>able to blend in really well by sitting around them while disguised
>backstab all their teammates that pass by and they don't mind it

Probably not a viable strategy in comp though.

>What fucking alternatives did you have to TF2 in 2007?
Unreal Tournament

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I think what he means that back in 2007 people thought it wasn't a very serious game due to it's cartoony graphics, despite the bloody explosions and banter. But when you compare it to most modern FPS, this game has gotten away with shit that would ruin careers if it was done in a modern game.

I will never stop enjoying this

>The only people who could conceivably have opinions like that are TFCfags with a chip on their shoulder and fact of the matter is is they're a basic nonentity.'
I still want Medic AIDS and detpacks back

>That first one

kek

Spy needs a lot of quality of life improvements and bugfixes. He has the same problem as pyro where he has numerous bugs that constantly fuck him over.
>Terrible melee hitreg makes stabs inconsistent
>Can't switch disguise weapons as classes not on the team
>Disguise face movements don't work
>Disguise eyes don't track players like they should
>Disguises sometimes show weapons your class can't even use
>Disguises don't render anything that replaces bodyparts
>Faking a weapon reload is unnecessarily difficult
>Only 3/9 disguises are viable because you're forced to move slower
>Overheal particles show through cloak
>Disguise smoke shows through cloak
>DR death screams follow the spy around
>DR ragdolls don't have proper physics
>Decloak sounds sometime go through walls
>Cloak is incredibly unforgiving with how braindead easy it is to spycheck or get hit by spam while trying to walk through chokes
>Random melee crits makes classes that should be weak at close range incredibly deadly (sniper, medic, engineer)
>Too many anti spy weapons, with sniper having the most even though spy is supposed to counter him
>The homewrecker (why does this exist valve)
And a whole bunch of other shit I don't remember right now.
Somebody at valve hates spy.

anyone got the webm of that frag montage where a scout got struck by lightning? i think the player was the soldier

>>Faking a weapon reload is unnecessarily difficult
How?

>shoot revover once when spawning

That's all you need to do. Then you can fake reload as much as you want. Just switch weapons before finishing and you can do it again.

>playing demo because of persistent enemy Engis
>Medic healing me
>gets full Uber
>stops healing me to Uber a Scout running into the nest
>nothing gets done

>what is autoreload
>what is going against a basic tf2 habit of always reloading because there's no downside for doing so

They could just make him an actual stealth class. There is no reason for laying down dead bodies and screams when Spy kills someone considering how many dozens of ways each class has for detecting him already. Let him do his job if he manages to somehow get behind a bunch of enemies without getting spychecked.

Also give him a sprint option please goddamnit, make it drain cloak or give loud footstep sounds while doing it or something but let him sprint, this is so needed.

You're already going all the tf2 habits by playing Spy

i remember you from a few days ago
you're a faggot, and i'm glad we left you high and dry

Spy should get some kind of gun that doesn't break disguise and lets him shoot and reload his disguises weapon in exchange for not doing any damage while disguised.