Game has achievements

>Game has achievements
>They're unlocked by progressing through the story

These exist only to count how many people actually played the game.

>story progression achievements in the list gives away spoilers

>Small Steps
>"Watch the opening cutscene"
>78% of players have this achievement

>Game has achievements for multiplayer
>Servers are shut down

>complete the campaign chapter on Easy
>100 gamerscore

>get a quintuple multiplayer kill with a reverse joystick powerup on Christmas eve only
>5 gamerscore

dead rising 2

>every achievement is hidden to avoid spoilers
>have to look it up on the internet and get spoiled anyway

>have to actually play the game to beat it
wow, what's with this ableist shit in my video games? game devs, it's 2017.

>Game has achievements.
>"Do this monotonous bullshit 1000 times more than you'll ever need to during several NG+ runs."
Xillia and Xillia 2's trophies were made by idiots.

>You can only get this achievement by playing with a dev or someone who has gotten this achievement.

>start game for the first time
>*achievement unlocked: started game*
alternatively
>*achievement unlocked: watched the credits until the end*

>This achievement is only unlocked during a timed-event that happened back in 2005

>The hardest achievement to get is getting 100% on your first run

>the timed achievements unlock anyway years later in 2015 because people complained about it
>not even playing during christmas yet its all unlocking

Unforgivable.

What was that game where you had to draw a picture and send it to the dev or something in order to get the achievement?

22% don't give enough of a fuck to sync up their achievements/don't care about being online.

>game has achievements for each difficulty settings
>playing on the the highest difficulty doesn't unlock them all
>game has another story mode where there's achievements for each difficulty setting
I will never get the KH platinum. I don't want to play chain of memories, one of the worst of the series, 6 times

>this kills the OCD gamer

But then they wouldn't be factored into the statistics at all.

>Play a boardgame with a friend
>He hands out "achievements" prewritten on flash cards

>Game has achievements for progressing through story
>Only 4.7% have achievement for completing half of the game
>Only 3.3% have achievement for reaching the ending

Oh, trust me. The OCD gamer is absolutely fucked. No one's getting 100% achievements for Pillars of Eternity unless they cheat them in. The amount of autism required to complete pic related is off the charts.

>Game has achievements for 4 players offline co-op
>Only have 1 friend
>it's myself

You have to be online to download patches, which means it'll sync up that first time with all the blank achievements.

>Achievement: play with a game dev

>play game for an hour
>kill a group of enemies with a basic, unimpressive falling attack
>ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
>1% of players have this achievement

achievement unlocked: gave birth to baby of every race

Name 34 games that do that

>friend tells me he 100% my favourite game
>asks him what he thought of doing x
>"oh, I didn't do that as there was no achievement for it"

>hard achievement
>takes long to unlock
>failure is easy and wipes all progress
>achievement fails to register

So I spent more than half an hour at peak performance, just to get fucked out of my achievement? Fuck you.

>Achievement requires you to jump off a ramp at exactly midnight

Some games are truly so terrible that simply playing them to completion is truly an achievement.

Some developers simply choose to acknowledge this.

hidden achievement - successfully recovered family heirloom while keeping chastity intact
percentage of players who have unlocked this acheivement - 0.001%

>Fighting game achievement for using your favorite character X amount of times

>Game has achievements

Name one (1) game that does this.

>Achievement: Complete the game
>43% of players have this achievement

>people keep repeating this meme
Has there ever been any evidence for this being true, ever?

Halo 4

Halo 4

Halo 4, which is what he was referencing.

I'm pretty sure Sucker Punch said they made Infamous Second Son follow the good ending of Infamous 2 because that's the ending more people did.

Some websites can track achievement/trophy progress and leaderboards, it wouldn't be a stretch to imagine that the developers/publishers have access to these stats and possibly more.

>Beat the game in Normal mode and get the achievement for that
>Unlock a Very Hard mode
>Beat the game on Very Hard and get that one too
>The achievement for Hard mode is still locked

Come the fuck on.

Alright Im gonna need some fucking sauce

>achievement: play with X amount of with friends

violated heroine

>game requires you to get 100% achievement to see special ending
>you have to follow a guide just to do so because its so retarded and you can easily miss something that is worth a fraction of a single percent

You can download patches without syncing though. Or at least you can on PS3, not sure about other systems.

>achievement is locked behind a paywall
>achievement is locked behind a timed paywall

That's how I use it.

Every game people meme about and call GOTY? Thirty percent completion rate.

I mean look I'm no hardcore gamer but not even reaching the credits...

>Achievements don't even work

>achievement : Do X
>Do X
>Don't get the achievement
>Look on the internet
>achievement implies you do X, Y and Z

Achievement: key unlocked

>beat secret boss thats way tougher than the final boss
>bronze trophy

>Kill large enemy
>Achievement unlocked: "The bigger they are..."

>make up a game that does that
>100 gamerscore

>name 34 games that do that
>5 gamerscore

>Game requires you to obtain every weapon to access the post-game dungeons that contains all the superbosses

Name 734 games that do this