You have ten (10) seconds to explain why you aren't playing the best game on Switch right now

You have ten (10) seconds to explain why you aren't playing the best game on Switch right now.

i dont have a switch

>owning a Switch when SMT5 isn't out yet

>TFW me and brother share a switch
>I want to buy this game but then it will show up on the homescreen when he brings it to his friends house

Don't own a switch.
Goddamn you for being so good after I taught myself not to buy a nintendo console again after Wii U.

Because I find anime characters to literally be the least attractive thing ever.

Are you 12?

No

Does getting punched in your tights feel good?

Does she have a fat anime ass to match her fat anime titties?

because it isn't localized

...

Fuck off Shampooh

its a date sim
95% of the game is text

2 small.

I don't own a Switch because it doesn't have enough games I'm interested in to justify owning one.

Also titty ninja games are shit.

>being this fucking underage
>admitting to being this fucking underage

i bought it, and it was a waste of money

>Switch

Does she make moaning and orgasm sounds? This is important to me, for masturbation purposes.

Refle is barely a game and is easily the worst piece of Switch software I own. I have a copy of 1 2 Switch by the way.

Why is she so perfect?