Tfw remembering that one girl you were married to in an mmo

>tfw remembering that one girl you were married to in an mmo

>2007
>try habbo since Sup Forums was doing raids
>raid is over and I somehow don't get banned
>change my character and wander around
>chilling in a poorly made mcdonalds
>random person walks up and asks to be my girlfriend
>say yes because thirsty 14 year old
>she follows me around all day saying nothing while I talk to other people and check out random rooms
>several hours later tells me that she is actually a guy and that means I'm gay now
>logs off and never see him again
only girlfriend I've ever had and it was for a couple of hours and also a dude on the internet

Hey, please don't remind me of my time as a prepubescent on maplestory, thank you.
Have a nice day.

>girl

I remember being the adopted daughter of a couple.
My dad cheated on my mom with me.
I was playing an underage-looking character.
All that RP cringe

>mfw all my gaia "girlfriends" who I had make me signs with them in it to put on my profile

Idk how I managed to charm all of them into that back then when I can't even get a girl to care about me now as an adult

>tfw divorcing your MMO husband to join a school of manhating martial artists

is gaia still around? would they let me log back in after almost 8 years?

I think so

>tfw remembering that one girl you were in an MMO
why do you hide her?

>tfw married irl to girl you met in an MMO

Make sure you have interests outsite of a life simulator. I know two couples who are divorced now that met in an MMO because once the game became garbage they had no common interests and fucked other people.

>had a gf when i was 8 on guild wars
>she was actually a 40 year old man who endes up exposing me to hardcore fetish porn over MSN

>tfw no mmo gf
>tfw not enough gold to buy gf
>tfw ge doesn't list gf once you have enough gold
feels bad man

what interests did you two share?

In what mmo do people do this? I want to be married.

also,
>girl

gore

Weeb shit, guns, cars, and generally same interests in media (music, movies, etc).

>Remembering my Runescape GF, Toosad85 from Pennsylvania

>2008
>be 17 and slight autist
>play a virtual world game called There.com
>every day i'm on that thing
>make friends quick but no friends irl
>over time make loads of tbux (money)
>gain "there gfs" over time
>own my own plots of land
>get married in the game
>make mod status
>no life irl but my virtual life is thriving
>literally the only thing that made me happy
>game closed in 2010
>re-opened in 2013 with pay2play
>literally 10 people in the world at any given time
>just the same 10 middle aged men and women from texas
>cry

what an emotional rollercoaster user

>french canadian single milf used to have a crush on me in WoW
>we used to do stuff in-game together all the time and talk in vent
>got depressed and quit WoW one day
>came back like a year later and there was a text wall in the mailbox from her about how much she missed me
>never saw her log on after I came back
>saved the letter and kept it in my bank for years
>can't even reread the letter anymore because I quit WoW
>this is the only girl I've ever met in my entire life that was happy to see me

>tfw only IRL friends are people you met in WoW
Why was I born to be such an autist?

I'm sorry for your loss fampai

could be worse I don't have a single irl friend anymore and only people I talk to are online ones I've met over the years

just checked, yes and yes

I actually signed on last year to see if I could sell any of my items for irl profit

>good MMO friends with some couple
>well i always figured they were a couple (im new to this shit)
>but they were just an e-couple, had never met
>one day we use VOIP, she comes on super strong after hearing my voice
>her e-BF quits game (obviously she had gone cold on him, to move onto me)
>she makes me her e-BF
>really innocent about this shit, so its basically real to me
>send her really emotional heart pouring letters about how much i love her and stuff
>but eventually find out she had gone through half the guild like this, e-fucking them, and already had to server transfer in the past for e-fucking a bunch of guys
>she goes really cold with me, for being a needy little beta bitch
>i get really emotional over it and quit

if it happened today i wouldnt even give a fuck because cyber sex is fun, and thats all she wanted. but i was young and innocent, dudes.

I beg you, try to do some detective work and pick up the thread. She'll be delighted.