Anybody else still prefer consoles?

Anybody else still prefer consoles?

I wouldn't mind eating her ass after she takes a shit.

consoles are for dirty peasants

skin too white
Butt is just too plump

video games

Yes, I sold my PC to buy more console games. PC master race is a meme

Women never should have been allowed to vote.
Whores like her ruin gaming industry.

I want to _____ STPeach ????

fake ass spotted

Half-Irish

Marry
Impregnate
Cherish
Spend the rest of my life with

Also, se hasn't a dick

I want to see her get blacked

>white

disgusting

I like you op.

I'm not gay but I prefer a nice huge CLEAN cock to suck on.

I got a huge cock, but you'd have to do all the cleaning.

I prefer console for casual and single player games. I recently bought an Xbox One X to get PC-like performance. I just prefer being relaxed. I'm already working a desk job at work.

she only likes tiny asian penis so thats not going to happen

Camwhores and cosplayers annoy me. I don't care that they are popular for being attractive, that doesn't bother me at all. It pisses me off how they refuse to acknowledge they are just softcore porn models for nerds and when they get the attention from those same nerds trying to fuchsia them they get offended or act like they were harassed to get donations from white knight beta cucks.

I game on consoles almost exclusively because I don't want to go through the hassle of building a battle station or pay a few thousand for a solid gaming computer that is prebuilt.

I prefer consoles and here’s why. They are better than PC.

>Her boyfriend is a cubby, short, average looking asian dude with gay hair.

Has Sup Forums lied to me? How is this possible?

>trying to fuchsia them

>fuchsia

God dammit, phone.

clean that mirror you dirty bitch

Women are strange creatures. You truly never know what is going on in their brains.

>Conceived as a gaming system.

Why anyone not? Sadly they're getting shittier since Gen 7.

This medium will die since they ruined consoles trying to turning into a computer and computer for playing games are expensive as fuck and not worth the price to ultimately become a meme.

She should learn to clean the mirror. That's fucking disgusting.

it's not that hard to figure out

STPeach has the definition of a perfect body, she has a cute voice, and her personality isn't obnoxious to the point of ruining the former traits. It's very obvious that she's dating someone way below her league because any guy in that position wouldn't take her for granite and would worship her

>disgusting fat ass
>perfect
Spot the subhuman nigger.

sounds like you have a disgusting uncut cock and as a girl we hate those things...

>Literally has the body of a white D.va
Off yourself

>STPeach has the definition of a perfect body
not even close

Consoles are nice. I play my Xbox more than anything.

Please someone fucking sauce me.

I have a name in mind but the girl I'm thinking of looks nothing like her but has the same ass.

T. Cutfag

Whats it like knowing you were mutilated at birth for no good reason?

MY TONGUE NEEDS TO BE IN BETWEEN THAT ASS RIGHT THIS INSTANT

> any guy in that position wouldn't take her for granite (you meant granted) and would worship her
This is exactly why you will never get a girl like that
No girl wants that, none, this is why you friendzone yourself regularly
Don't ever worship them
Be nice but threat them like shit most of the time
Obviously not abusive shit but be late occasionally, insult them in a funny way and follow it up with a nice gesture, don't take their shit if it's stupid, always have your own opinion and make decisions
Worship girl = cheatcity and a girl that won't appreciate you
Don't overdo it because it's a fine line
65% asshole 35% nice boyfriend
Above all, don't get attached
Let them know (not verbally)you can walk away at any moment and you won't give a fuck about her right after
You'll have women fall in love with you 99/100 times

girls clearly date down because uglier guys treat them like their braphog doesn't stink

are you by chance a grill?

The DENNIS system?

you're dumb
She's only dating him because he got the money and beta enough to let her handle them.

>their braphog
The fuck. Is that a servant of Morgoth?

Girls like money way more than looks

can't play 144hz on console

Not always the case.

Me and my girl make people want to puke because we are super sweet to each other all the time.

I hope you die you dumb fuck

how do I find a girl like that

Nah m8, just turned myself around
I used to think like that guy
Kinda yeah, I don't normally separate entirely and keep booty calls whenever I can
Also don't do the creepy caller dude but the Dennis system was a great episode
I was watching it with my sister and she was whispering "mother fucker" the entire time telling me that would definitely work on her
Nah you're a retard, keep that pussy on the pedestal, that will get you all the girls

yup, pretty much play 98% on console and only 2% on PC, and that 2% is mostly for f2p games, except for SFV

You're one of two things
You're young, which is normal
Or two
A new couple
You might be both
Don't try and deny it either faggot

Is it weird that I find it hot that she's using a Pixel instead of an iPhone most normies use?

Not him, but I'm a cutfag and I got told once that I had the perfect cock once by a busty redhead girl. So I feel pretty alright about, honestly. I didn't even really know what circumcision was or that it had been done to me until I was 19.

It really doesn't make that much of a difference on your life unless the doctor really messes up.

who that?

What's it like knowing women don't want to look at a stinky tremor while they're trying to get off?

tomomi honsawa

>honsawa

I think you mean Motozawa

Been together over 4 years, I am mid 30s she just got into her 30s back in September.

I think the reason we do so well is neither of us likes drama. No drugs, no alcohol, but we are both perverted antisocial hermits who rarely like to leave the house.

We just click, broski. If it's any consolation my parents still act like newlyweds despite almost 60 years of marriage, so it isn't impossible.

Rare as hell though, I will give you that.

i would put my dick in her pusy

I just copy pasted from an user in a thread I found the image in, but that's the name of the youtube that webm was made from too so I dunno.

You're probably right though, nice save.

You sick fuck

So she looks nothing close to the OP's pic
That post was aimed at dealing with attractive women, not wildebeest

I skipped upgrading my PC to buy a PS4 Pro. I don't play game autisticly like I used to so it's nice have a system where 99% of the games are available. My PC is pretty much just used to play Dota 2 and any other co op games my friends want to play.

STPeach makes more money than her boyfriend. Also she's only dated Asian guys in her life. She probably has yellow fever.

MKZ-028

Only white boys play PC

Most would rank her as an 8/10.

She isn't STPeach levels of hot though, give you that.

Have any pics of her balloon knot?

*only white people have jobs and can afford to purchase pcs

ftfy

>any guy in that position wouldn't take her for granite and would worship her
so you're saying he should marble at her brilliance

Anima? Phew, boy. That game is a kick in the dick.

you can be a distracting whore without being allowed to vote user

> Nearly 2018
> Not being gay

Like I won't even tell you to get with the times. Just get a brain.

I'd suck the dick of the last guy that fucked her just to taste her.

Ass implants
Disgusting

...

I mean I wood

kill myself, ignoring

Aside from locked content they're completely pointless in the current year. Switch has good games but it's a fucking tablet for fuck sake.

She's cheating on you, likely with a black guy
*sigh*
Next.

i fuckin hate the blacks

WE

I'm cut but apparently i have a bunch of foreskin so fapping was and still is incredibly easy without any need for lube.

user, we are in a happy committed relationship. That's all. Be happy for us, I hope everyone on here has the same luck I do and gets someone special in their life.

I agree with this advice. Theres a good resource called The Magnetic Man (yes it sounds corny, but its good) and also Nonviolent Communication that advise well on how to do this properly.