Been a consoleman most of my life

>been a consoleman most of my life
>Sup Forums always memeing about pcs
>finally get one
>no idea what to even play and what little I do play is now just prettier

wow thanks a lot. I personally feel like every person on this board owes me some sort of refund

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Sent ;)

your ignorance is nobodys fault but your own

>I don't know what to play
>this is your fault, not mine

instead of being faggots (hard for you I know but put down the bottle you're sucking on for a second) give me some recs

PC fans rarely play video games.

They focus on frame rates and draw distance and other shit without actually playing games all while acting smug and superior.

Shame too. They can play almost anything, but either rarely play new games, emulate old console and arcade games, or play the most cancerous games like TF2, WoW, and LoL.

>being this stupid
makes sense u play on console lol

its almost like they have control of their platform
imagine that

Why the fuck should I rec anything to you?

Just pick anything where you can pick KB&M controls.

>bought pc
>without knowing what games he wants to play on the PC
WOW WHAT A FAGGOT
TYPICAL CONSOLEFAG
BUYS THE GADGET EVEN BEFORE KNOWING WHAT GAMES TO PLAY ON IT
I bet you play on the PS4 faggot!

If you think anything of what I said is a positive, neck yourself.

Consolefags rarely play video games.
They focus on posting about platforms.

I got a 97 out of 100 on my states exam that follows you for the rest of your life so nah I'm smarter than you

>swindle me into a purchase

you owe me recs at this point

The irony of you demanding to be bottle fed ideas while telling someone else to put down the bottle is astounding, neck yourself you little puke.

well to be fair pc players are always crying for console games, so I guess he wants console games.. you know.. the good games

what do you like

play lands of lore

I got a 101 out of 100 on my states exam that follows you for the rest of your life then the teacher gave me a blowjob. Your mother went home right after though.

>This thread
Wow so basically pc has no games and he was dumb to get one?

This is why I don't have a PC for games. Literally not a thing I want to play on it.
But the perks for multi games is very good. Just not good enough for me.

>been a unicycler most of my life
>Sup Forums always memeing about motorcycles
>finally get one
>no idea how to even start it or ride it

wow thanks a lot

Alright then, ugh. Go ahead and buy an anime game on steam I guess.
store.steampowered.com/app/733840/ There you go.
Yeah, because I always recommend the 1st game that pops into my mind to fucking everyone.

>no idea what to even play and what little I do play is now just prettier.

Well then you're a dumbass :)

I'm starting to feel good about saving this banner

>misses the point entirely and stays fixated on the bottle
>even starts bringing up puking

you must really want to suck dick but that still doesn't cover the financial compensation or game recommendations you owe me homo

Play dungeon fighter

Pc fags barely play games, they play mobas and shit.

They only play pc cause they are kids who pirate shit cause they are poor. Online pvp is infested with cheaters.

>Console tard can't even figure out what to do with a fucking PC on his own and promptly snaps into tears and frustration
you'd think it's just memes but this shit writes itself

Damn OP get off my website and go google up a list of PC exclusives or something.

This, get your shit together, also go play a SHMUP faggot, go do it.

>been a reddit most of my life
>reddit always memeing about Sup Forums
>finally get on Sup Forums
>no idea what to even post and what little I do post is now just shit

try minecraft

I'm on your same boat user.

lol nice thread OP
putting that PC to good use

I have a powerful PC but rarely play anything demanding, I just like to have the option to do so if I ever feel like playing something new. I've had a PC since 1992 so it's a basic thing to own, just like tables and chairs etc.

Lately I've been playing Guild Wars 2 and Divinity: Original Sin 2.

you fell for the "master race" meme. my only pc gamer friend plays wow, LoL and recently yu gi oh on steam. it's sad.

Quality thread, OP

thanks doc

This whole thread is blowing my mind... I feel really old now, used to be that everyone owned a PC and it wasn't considered a gaming platform, but an essential tool.

I guess people use smartphones now, I don't have one, I just use my PC.

Spoken like someone who doesn't PC game and never has. On my steam list right now people are playing a plethora of different games. You really need to stop being so closed minded.

I've played pc games since I was very young and pc gaming is really about tweaking game files, mods, mmorpg's, and pirating. It's nice to have the best option for aiming (mouse) but it's just not simple. I'm 20 now and I got sick of it and sold my gaming pc and now I just have a thinkpad and a ps4. It feels weird but it's nice. Now I just play jrpg's instead and get other shit done.

if all you "master race" cretins are playing something why is it so hard to rec anything?

Witcher 1, 2, and 3.
Fable The Lost Chapters
Civ V

Some of my favorite games.

Because this isn't faggot

Modern PC gaming is a meme, only redditors and emulation enthusiasts need a top of the line PC these days. You can get some middling PC, something that'd be considered top of the line about half a decade ago, and you're all set because the best PC games came out ages ago and the few decent modern releases are optimized to run on toasters.

you're probably the same bottle obsessed faggot I schooled earlier

get out of my thread clown

I don't think it's a question of if people own PCs but if people own PCs capable of playing video games.

I had had laptops as a primary computer for a long while, so until building a proper PC a few months ago, the most I could play was some indie stuff.

>>finally get one
>>no idea what to even play and what little I do play is now just prettier
Good luck in life, you sound like a complete retard

>i'm retarded
>you owe me for my retardation
No.

i make more money than you and am well endowed so i'm doing pretty good

Okay homo go play Mount and Blade Warband with the Floris mod.

You sound like you might enjoy the call of duty franchise or perhaps you can enjoy medieval call of duty franchise assassin's creed.

Imagine being so much of a shitter, you don't know about the PC games consolekiddies can't even touch

This is true, there are no console games that interest me. I did enjoy Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1 & 2 as a kid though.

>more money

Doubt it

>well endowed

Woah me too but i guarantee im in a higher bracket here

I have that game come play it with me

So fucking true.

>doubt it

let's play big bank take little bank then you palooka

smallest account has to leave the thread and winner gets to crack the others jaw and trust me I love knocking broke chumps like you out

so post your account

Kay poorfaggot

Can I have some money? Like, $10?

bro gimme like 20 bucks you know im good for it

Cant have to invest into waifus now that the other guy got BTFO and left the thread

> nov 23, 2015

>Balance date: Nov 23, 2015

Okay, then can you buy me a waifu if that's the only thing you'll invest in?

Invest in my waifu, thanks.

Ayeahp, ive flapped my dick around here before ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Pls dont think im petty or anything

Can't fix stupid.

>succumbing to anonymous peer pressure

>d-dude I've done it before
>disregard the filename that implies that I took it recently. I s-swear it's real

have my personal list of games I played and liked
Prince of Persia
Commander Keen
Duke Nukem II, Duke Nukem 3D
Doom, Doom 2
Sim City 2000
Heretic, Hexen, Hexen II
System Shock 1 & 2
Descent series
Civilization series
Warcraft 2 & 3
Diablo and Diablo 2
Blood. Blood 2 is okay, but not great
Fallout 1 and 2, New Vegas.
Shadow Warrior (both classic and remake)
Heroes of Might and Magic III
Total Annihilation
Myth: The Fallen Lords
Quake I and II. Quake III/Life if you're into arena shooters. IV is okay too I guess.
Baldur's Gate and BG 2
Turok and Turok 2
Shogo: Mobile Armor Division
Command & Conquer: Tiberian Sun, 3 and Red Alert 2. Red Alert 3 is meh
Jagged Alliance 2
Age of Mythology series
Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri
Age of Empires II: The Age of Kings
Planescape: Torment
Soldier of Fortune 1 & 2
Starlancer
Earth 2150
Deus Ex series
Hitman: Codename 47 to Blood Money
Return to Castle Wolfenstein
Red Faction
Gothic and Gothic 2. Gothic 3 is optional.
Oni
Max Payne series
Battle Realms
IL-2 Sturmovik
Operation Flashpoint
Disciples II: Dark Prophecy
TES III: Morrowind
Serious Sam series
Mafia: The City of Lost Heaven
Delta Force: Black Hawk Down
Freelancer
Cossacks: Back to War + DLC adding campaings from previous Cossacks games.
Blitzkrieg
Call of Duty 1 to World at War
Postal 2
Vietcong
Painkiller (a.k.a. Painkiller: Black Edition)
Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay
Far Cry
Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines
F.E.A.R.
Red Orchestra
Medieval II: Total War and Shogun II
World in Conflict
S.T.A.L.K.E.R (make sure to patch them)
Supreme Commander
King's Bounty: The Legend and Crossworlds
FlatOut 1, 2 and Ultimate Carnage (last one requires "lifeless" patch)
Bioshock 1 & 2
Metro 2033
Alpha Protocol
Battlefield: Bad Company 2
The Witcher series
War Thunder
Hard Reset
Endless Legend
Wargame. European Escalation for SP, Red Dragon for MP.
XCOM: Enemy Unknown
ARMA 3

>build PC
>every FPS feels more shallow with a KB/M
I miss the skill ceiling controllers provide honestly and even then I still use my xbox 360 controller when playing RPGs

you've been meme'd

>Hitman up to blood money
Or he could play the best and most modern entry in the series

>been a consoleman most of my life
>Sup Forums always memeing about pcs
>finally get one
>now have a thousand dollar dedicated shitposting machine
Thanks Sup Forums.

You have to bei literally retarded to be memed into PC gaming. It's shit, it was shit and it always will be shit.

>pls don't think I'm petty

Would YOU like to take a picture every time you have to show your epeen? No i think not, it is easier this way

I wont lose sleep over your shitposting though so keep at it homeboy

>get a PC
>there are no advertisements all over my screen telling me what games to buy
>have no idea what to play
>"wtf, how do PCfats even figure out what game to play???"
>friend tells me to install Steam
>install Steam

ok nevermind, I feel right at home now.

...

>i cant log into my bank to screenshit something
t-tu-trust me guis....

That's a great list user.

when any of you pc-clowns are ready to add me with recs here's my steam it's the only way i'll forgive you for making me waste money

steamcommunity.com/id/silvertongueandgoldentouch

>plethora of different Games

In fact its:

PUBG
CS:GO
DOTA 2
some meme Mod

>casino
>300k deposit
fucking clap for that user

Oops, youve found me penoring over other parts of the internet

archive.is/XR4f0

You'll change your tune over time. You don't actually comprehend how many games you can play right now but you will. And I'm not just talking emulation, though that is included.

Shiet man i lost almost half of it gambling lemme have my fun

This cant be real

*rustles in pocket*
oh! here ya go!

You can emulate any game from previous generations on any console, handheld or home, and you can play nearly any game on the current generation while you can also play many indie exclusives to the platform.

>No idea what to play
So you're like a kid at a toy store who can't choose because he wants them all and you expect justification? Yer a fuckin mess m8.

>dipped his dick in molten gold

no no no no no
>electroplated using industrial gold plater

It says it isn't real right at the end after the last sentence buddy.

PC isnt a video game machine. If you have no use for a real pc, you're probably stupid

everything you said was a positive though

>withdraw 20 dollars
>2000 dollars in debt

wat

It's that modern economy, man

>talk shit in my thread
>too afraid to add me and give recs

"master race" of cowards yes