Friendly reminder that Nintendo got away with selling hard mode as DLC

Friendly reminder that Nintendo got away with selling hard mode as DLC

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WHEN THE FUCK WILL THEY SAY WHAT THE NEXT DLC IS?

you didn't have a problem when it was called Master Quest

I was 10 and having a blast on PlayStation

is it worth buying the dlc? I just got the game today
or should i wait and see if the last one is good?

I have it on CEMU and the only good things are

>They give you a travel medallion which acts as a (single) teleport mark. You slap it in one place and then you can teleport to it anytime (it can be moved). Must be placed irl so you can't cheese the map

>Trials of the sword: 30+ arena levels at the end of which your master sword is forever 60 damage and glowing. Still breaks eventually LOL

>a bunch of masks and armor, mostly useless

Daily reminder that companies like EA and Ubisoft are selling the game at very hard and grindy mode, if you want the normal mode you have to pay more lootboxes

Friendly reminder that the only reason the Season Pass exists is so you have no choice but pay extra for the actually interesting DLC, and the rest is fluff to pad out the price.

Good!

Metro Last Light made hardmode a pre-order bonus iirc

Daily reminder the last DLC has been postponed to oblivion and you all got scammed.

>oblivion
>still coming out in the current year

With the times they rereleased Skyrim you're surprised? Todd would do anything to avoid doing anything new.

Master quest actually redesigned a lot of dungeons and completely stirred up the games structure instead of making enemies just regenerate health and tank more damage

If you don't play BOTW on pc you are quite literally retarded. Its been made clear that Nintendo will milk the shit out of the few remaining players. Meanwhile on CEMU you have acess to every DLC, AMIIBO and Mod imagainable

>CEMU
I heard it was a paid emulator.

I AM playing on cemu and it's ridiculous that the trials of the sword is dlc (which I pirated)

It's clear that awakening the master sword HAS TO be part of the main game

>winter 2017
>DLC pack 2 confirmed for releasing between the 21st of december and new years

pcbro mode on
I’d rather pay actual content creators than scummy jewish corporations like neokikeshitendo
pcbro mode off

not exactly, but if you donate on pateron you get access to the latest build two weeks before others.

Friendly reminder that Sup Forums defends it.

People who care about hard mode in Zelda deserve to get ripped off.

are you against it?

>I was 10 and having a blast on PlayStation
Yeah with classics like FF7, and uh, uh...

Faggotry aside, I'd pay for the emulator too before spending my money on that sorry excuse of a season pass.

Crash team Racing is better than Mario 64 kid

More like 5 days before

And nowadays improvement are minimal

Based japs, the west sucks XD

silent hill and mgs, crash trilogy + ctr, spyro trilogy, syphon filter, parasite eve et cetera.

I suppose it would still require a strong processor. My measly i3 is not going to cut it.

I'd be angry if BotW was piss easy like a Pokémon game where a hard mode would vastly improve your experience.
With BotW being how it is however, I don't give a damn about getting that DLC and I can excuse them for doing this.

They'll lose my respect (for fucking up such a great opportunity) if they're this lazy with the second DLC pack, though

Did it for Samus Returns too. With a fucking Amiibo, no less.

Fuck Nintendo.

They say it'll have a "story bonus" but I wouldn't get my hopes up

Anyway are you implying Botw isn't easy as shit?
There's YouTube video of 5 years old beating lynels

>ctrl-F "ranger mode" : 0/0
It's OK when the west does it!

I don't even know what game you're talking about,
Must be some normalfag shit

Someone already mentioned Metro, user.

Are you kidding

Nintendo kids have never played other consoles

They don't know PS1 had over 1000 games they can't even phantom it since n64 had like 13 games

>can't even phantom it
Also quality versus quantity, I doubt you can name more than 13 PS1 games worth playing

Nigga

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Kill yourself

Does it double the damage to guardians as well or only the regular one?

> movie game shovelware
> soccer
Closed the tab

the 2nd DLC release date will be announced this weekend at The Shill Awards wont it?

How it'll play out: Breath of the Wild wins The Shill Awards GOTY, Nintnedo comes on stage and thanks everyone for shilling their game and says "oh one more thing" and then the trailer for the DLC runs with a Date of 2018

Crash 1-3
Crash CTR
Spyro 1-3
Final Fantasy VII/VIII/IX
Vagrant Story
Parasite Eve 1 and 2
Metal Gear Solid
Medievil
Tomb Raider 1-4
Castlevania SotN

That's just off the top of my head. Not that user, BTW.

>few remaining players
What are you talking about? It's not an MMO. Most people who stopped playing are just waiting for the DLC to pick it up again.

> Crash 1,3
> CTR
> Spyro
> FFIX
> Vagrant story
> PE2
> old Tomb Raider

> good

It's okay when Nintendo does it.

The sword has a 30 base damage, and 60 against guardians or to anyone near malice (those slimy tar like stuff)

After the trials, it's 60 forever against anyone
It still breaks after 200 swings and has a 10min cooldown

Thanks

I hope you're not seriously implying those games are bad.

Don't forget the rehashed Eventide shit where they literally just reused resources for everything for a new number on your master sword that still breaks.

>Vagrant story
>bad
Delete yourself.

I haven't done Eventide yet

Is it really like the trials of the sword?

>talking shit about vagrant story
It's like you want to die.

Yes, eventide is more fun though because it's basically like you're stranded on a desert island, while trials of the sword is just "lol fight these monsters while naked" bullshit. If you do it on master mode, the beginner trials are retardedly difficult while the others are easy.

The nearly unbreakable 60dmg Master Sword completely breaks the game. With it and two +3 attacks dishes of at least 3 minutes each (that is a grand total of 8 mighty bananas) you can literally kill two Gold Lynels without even breaking it if you also use bows.

Samefag

*reveals katana from my trenchcoat*

youre time ends now

>Not using barbarian armor for dat free +50% attack bonus (equals to +3 attack buff)

>Not using dragon horns for 30min long elixirs

*teleports behind you*

You’re a clever one.

I haven't even found all that shit, doing what I said just werks for me. I assume that if you are in the endgame and have all the best shit maxed out it's going to be even easier.

>Not using dragon horns for 30min long elixirs
the fuck is the point when you can utterly destroy gold lynes in less than 2 minutes with a single shit tier dish made with 4 bananas which gives you a 3.something minutes of atk+3. Also, I easily got 30 minute dishes using monster extract, no need to go out of my way to farm dragons.

*charges dai-ken-zen-su (japanese for dark mega slash)*

*cuts you in one slice*

now youre soul is mine

*youre soul goes into the katana*

another weakling........ heh...........

*tips fedora and walk off into the darkness... the color of my soul*

...

The 3 barbarian pieces are in the 3 labyrinths

Good to know. I found two of them but couldn't be assed to get to the center because I kept getting lost and got bored. Trying to make the whole game without any guide. Maybe I'll come back to them now that I have full stamina and Revali's Gale so I can climb the walls.

You can also exploit the trial to fix your master sword instantly by going in the trial when it's about to break and then teleporting out with full durability. Making 10 minute cooldown a minute long... Making the sword evermore the best wood cutter.

Climbing walls is useless since the solution is always under some column so you can't see it from above

Have fun, it's a great game and I like the labyrinth music

>mostly useless
yet Majora's mask, which is obtainable early without difficulty, is the most useful thing if you're doing Master Mode without upgrading clothes

He's wrong to say the PlayStation had no games, but you're just dumb.

Majora's mask is game breaking

>Here's me chilling next to a gold Lynel LOL

Also creepy as fuck, gives me the chills everytime link's facing me

Does it work on Lynels? I've had spotty results against them

That's a bizarre comparison.

Nintendo REALLY needs to implement difficulty levels into all their games. It would very much in line with their "anyone can enjoy it" game styles, but appeal more to more advanced players. Kirby would be easy to do this, if they had a hard mode that lowered the healing items A LOT, made the enemies more aggressive and maybe hurt more.

Seriously, man. If enemies are regenerating while your weapons are breaking, it becomes really fucking hard to kill anything.

It works for a minute (like if you sprint by them) and you don't unsheath any weapon next to him

Basically like the Lynel mask

Nintendo can't into difficulty

What they did for Botw was just damage sponges
>Enemies have now 5000 hp and your swords are still made of mud xD

Majora's Mask and Lynel mask work indefinitely like the other masks if you're on a horse

>If enemies are regenerating while your weapons are breaking
Yeah, what the hell were they thinking?
To think that that's paid content is embarrassing.

>Using horses in Botw

I, too, love fighting shitty controls
I bet you use boats in Minecraft too

The horses control themselves if you use the roads to get around

The roads don't lead you to most of the lynels which is what your first post was claiming as easy
>Meet a Lynel on a horse

And nobody bought it.

Because It's nintendo, It's fine when they do it.

Nintendo gets away with everything. What a shitty companies with a shitty fanbase with even shittier games

DELETE

The thing is, on their own those mechanics are passable, but together they make shit like the master trials fucking obnoxious.

It's as if they had thought them out in a vacuum without thinking about how it all works together.

Good. Consumers deserve to be nickle and dime'd to death until they learn to keep their money in their pockets. Every DLC and Microtransaction over the last two gens could be and are completely avoided by not spending any amount of money on a game over the sicker price. The kind of apes that just throw money away and them complain about it are a used car salesman's wet dream. Keep being chumps.

>missing out on GOAT DLCs like minerva's den old hunters, blood and wine because of your own autism

>Playing the batman senses 3

Capcom did it before them with Megaman 9.

Sure, some companies are always going to try to rip people off, and some people are always going to fall for it. But it doesn't mean every DLC is designed to rip you off or that every DLC purchased is a mistake. Shovel Knight's extra campaigns and Trio of Towns' extra content are two examples I can think of that were generous enough to be worth getting.

Durability was a mistake.

t. shareholder

Master Quest came free with Wind Waker

Is it normal that every fucking time I see an image of Zelda, I imagine her being pounded by a BBC?

>Shovel Knight's extra campaigns
They were actually free, so there's that. I hope King Knight is as good as Specter.

Give it a green tint and have it be Ganondorf. At least then it's lore friendly.

>Now own a Switch
>Had Zelda on day one for Pii U
>already have 120 hours in it
>already bought the DLC
FUCK

nah, I just like playing games
DLC are often the best part of a game because it's easier to make good content on smaller scale

cunt!