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>there are investigations into lootboxes
>but not this blatant scam

Can't be investigated as a scam 'til thr product is out, I'm fairly certain.

So he's just going to get away with all that money then.

What is going on with Star Citizen? Did they actually take the money and run DayZ style or is it more a case of them trying to deliver and failing?

>*buys 30k coffee machine*
psh nothing personnel kid
no refunds

Here's a fun little game for you anons.
Get to the bottom of this webpage and you don't have to buy any of the DLC. If you give up you have to buy all DLC up to the point you reached. Think you got what it takes? Ready? Go!

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How do I pay to win a game that's never coming out?

What would you anons do if you managed to scam $170million out of the Internet?

Buy a cute user bf

Buy a $30,000 coffee pot obviously.

change my name, move to switzerland, live out my days in comfort and luxury

that's an awfully hot coffee pot

How long IS this fucking thing? I'm down to the $320s and it just keeps going.

They're making 3 games at the same time with all of them depending on eachother to be worth a damn

Is any of this shit even usable yet?

Certainly not work my ass of to make a video game

This is kinda unfair though, this also lists all the different hull upgrades, which are specific to the ship you're upgrading from and the ship you're upgrading to. This makes the ship list exponentially larger.
If anything, just laugh at the fact that you can buy moons or something now?

>$3000 for a single ship

Even IF you remove those, this game has probably the most extensive&expensive "DLC" list out of any game I've seen, and that includes train simulator.

Probably, I'm just saying that that list is so fucking large because their system is retarded. I estimate about 160~ standalone ships for purchase. Which would mean more than 20 000 ship upgrades, but I think there are no downgrades so probably more like 10 000.
It's also weird to call this DLC, but it's not exactly microtransactions either if it costs 3000 for a single ship.

I put DLC in quotation marks because I don't even know what to call it anymore. Preordering MAYBE content in a future videogame? I don't want this game to fail really, but I'd probably have a good time laughing at the cultists defending this crap if it did.

Literally will never be finished. It's amazing how the more money a Kickstarter gets past what its price was, the less chance it has of actually meeting any of those goals let alone the new ones.
>we now have so much money that we want to make it the best game ever :D
>never even releases or gets split into two games

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if 170 million dollars is JUST, count me the fuck in

what the fuck
the tab is eating my RAM alive

Just download more ram then

>on disability pension
>spent $5K on jpegs
the state of our society folks

It's basically a cult at this point

I'm on 2GB, and I'm going in, wish me luck!

nice to meet you, mate
see you on the other side

Godspeed user

>the chance that CIG will fold is so low I wouldn't even worry about it
Jesus, these people need to get strapped into an fMRI and their "brain" activity measured while they are spending money on this shit.
I need to know what is broken in them.

>out of stock
>OUT
>OF
>STOCK

Limited time only. Why didn't you buy it sooner?

10000+

>robertsspaceindustries.com/pledge/extras
I posted this shit on Sup Forums, because it is hilarious

If Neal Stephenson included it in Snow Crash people would complain that it's just too outlandish

This should be illegal

So this is how gaming ends

>Gather anons
>Form the Hi/v/e
>Farm cheap 1 man vehicles
>Swarm around and kamikaze into some random idiots 4,000$ ship
I hope the game comes out just so we can do this

>144 LEFT
ACT FAST

>still going, I think it's A.I procedurally creating microtransactions

This game is gonna suck hard for sure

They've been making pretty steady progress, 3.0 release soon. I spent $200 on SC and have been perfectly happy with the development so far.

This game failure will start the third world war
I am not kidding
the amount of people affected by this scam has a global scale

DEREK
SMART
WAS
FUCKING
RIGHT

Hell human beans,

I am created the best game you will ever see. My problem though - I have no money! Give me many money and I will create your dream game.

PM me your dollar checks.

Thank you!

However great this game comes out, it won't be near what people expect and want it to be. It just can't.

I'll give my money to Egosoft on X4, at least they actually release games, buggy and flawed as they are.

i kinda did it

>take the money and run DayZ style
At least DayZ gets updates somewhat regularly, it just took far longer than expected. The store page even warns you not to buy it
Star Citizen makes DayZ look like a well managed and on time project

What the fuck this is horrendous how come no one talks about this?

Because Star Citizen occupies the same space as Valve and Nintendo where they can do no wrong

I'm in.

does it have zombies, survival and crafting?

The game only supports 4 players in one instance

>anonimowi
No elo, Seba.

Why 3 games? What are they? I was under impression this dog-and-pony show was just a juiced up seamless world MMO version No Man's Sky.

I hate it when someone says it's been 6 years in development!

I can't be the only one to find it to be disingenuous, Something i'll expect to read in a click-bait article.
Yes while technically "Star citizen" as a name of an IP and an intellectual property was first conceived in 2012, The SC which many are playing right now, posting screenshots and videos on, Certainly hasn't been in development since 2012, How about we go through some major points:

1- The awesome Tony Zurovec, Our persistent universe director was hired in june 2014

2-The frankfurt office everybody loves opened in july 2015, With much less devs than it has now.

3-Many of the senior and big developers working on SC now came from Crytek, That happened in 2015.

4-By the end of 2014, CIG had 160 devs, That's almost one third of what they have now (450+), 70 of those 140 were in UK making mostly SQ42

5-Almost all of the ships and assets created in 2012, 2013, And 2014 had to be redone to fit the new ship pipeline and quality standard, And we can be certain that most of the assets created for SQ42 in those same years had to also be redone.

So in my own personal (conservative not optimistic) estimation, SC in it's current fidelity and scope we're seeing now, has been in development for about about 3 and a half years, Basically since mid 2014.

Considering how SC is pushing the envelope on many aspects of game development coupled with their obsessive attention to details, The work and progress they achieved in those 3 and a half years is reasonable, If not great.

Edit: By the way, I consider myself a victim of this '2012' BS, I avoided this game like the plague ever since i heard of it in 2014, Because all i heard was it's been X years in development since 2012 and hardly anything to show for, Even when one of my friends showed me the planetary landing in gamescom 2016, My reaction was "Is this all they achieved in 4 years and over 100m dollars?" , I truly thought it was a scam, Luckily i became very curious about SC at the beginning of 2017, And when i became knowledgeable of SC development history, The '2012' date echoed in gaming websites which i was personally exposed to, just felt disingenuous and didn't give an honest picture of SC at all.

Squadron 42 is the single player part, and Star Citizen is the multiplayer part that comes after it basically. No idea what that third game is that he's talking about.

>It wasn't in development then because they were fucking everything up and had to redo everything
No?

Why is there a single autist from Europe so obsessed with this game he constantly starts a shitpost thread daily?

Can I interest you in some exciting real estate opportunities in the Northeast?

So it's going to straight up be p2w in the case of combat?
We don't even need to conspire to shit the game up if it's going to do this.

Because of the horrid performance

I for one can't imagine see any certain part of the internet falling for anything similar to this

Sup Forums BTFO once again

Is Chris Roberts a disciple of Bernie Madoff?

>25-30fps sounds promising

What do I win?

Also I might add that those $1000+ ships are "out of stock"
Jesus fuck.

Ferrari F40

Give a bunch of devs unlimited money.

Now add in a lead dev with no deadlines/people to hold him on a leash.

Now feature creep worse than Duke Nukem Forever.

It is trying to deliver and failing combined with there is no end in sight for anyone working on it.

If this doesn't end with a few suicides I'd be surprised. Both devs and the people who dumped personal thousands into this.

Maybe you should buy some that aren't, hehehe...

>soy citizens

>the early development doesn't count because they had a shitty production management and had to redo everything

there are people that think like this

>Hasn't been feature creep for literally years now
>People still cry about feature creep
So is it confirmed that this game's main shitpost audience is nothing but a bunch of retarded Euros that don't even follow the development?

>be so stupid you think you can do anything and don't care about everyone you scam

I wish I could do it

Why are you so obsessed with europeans bro? We're discussing scam citizen here.

Chris Roberts said that the game was in development for a year before he even launched the very first 30-day scamathon.

Pretty disingenuous of him, huh?

If he is a liar right off the bat, then, I wonder how much else he is being disingenuous about.

It was, but that game is not really the same game as the current one is his point.

>on disability
>$4k+ on A video game
your tax dollars at work

Thank god he didn't promise loli, or I might have been tempted too

Because you inbreds are too retarded to shitpost properly. Shitpost about their greed and how they're selling land security claims. You down syndrome babies are still crying scam like you're literally part of the cult of derek. Also, because this thread literally pops up daily when Americans are asleep. Which confirms even more that Euros are becoming lower than leafs, Australians and BRs combined.

I see no problem
people can do whatever they want with the money they're given

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CIG is a western dev

Oh, were you a tourist in america? You should lose some weight.

What a joke of a game. At least with infinity we were all in on the joke. SC is apparently a legitimate project in some people's eyes.

>56%
>defending this scam

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>given
the problem is that he is 'given' that money in the first place. You do understand that in order for him to be given money it must be taken from someone else, right?

move to bumfuck nowhere and build a rape dungeon
hire people to rape me

so your issue is people with disabilities being given money?

Are you old enough to be posting here?

>This is what Irish look like
Jesus christ. No wonder you spend all your time shitposting on Sup Forums.

>no u
Embarrassing. How much money did you "invest" in this game?

Yes, what is his disability? Clearly he is competent and able enough to play space games, so he could put some time into learning code or any of a hundred other types of work one can do from home. There are all sorts of jobs you can do without leaving your bedroom. Instead he would rather stay on the dole and spend that money not on expenses, or improving his situation, but on jpgs in video games that don't exist.